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Wouldn't this be a grave dig?

This is the business thread for the Pacific News Network and the archive thread for CyberNations Quarterly. To start a new thread would clutter the forums and be a repeat topic.

tl:dr

No.

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If CNN brings the news once a week, then how is it a quarterly?

*facepalm*

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i raise you 50 :) (450 tech)

Shamshir is the sponsor of PNN's American Federal Election coverage with a winning bid of 450 tech.

Also, PNN will now commence our Canadian Election coverage:

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Shamshir is the sponsor of PNN's American Federal Election coverage with a winning bid of 450 tech.

Also, PNN will now commence our Canadian Election coverage:

Nothing happnened.

That concludes PNN's Canadian Election coverage.

I am incredibly happy to see this return, Maestro.

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What does "once a week, everyday" mean? It doesn't make any sense to me at all. :awesome:

It's a known unknown. That is to say, there are some things we know we know (known knowns), some things we don't know we know (unknown knowns), things we don't know we don't know (unknown unknowns) and then there's this, something we know we don't know (known unknown).

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It's a known unknown. That is to say, there are some things we know we know (known knowns), some things we don't know we know (unknown knowns), things we don't know we don't know (unknown unknowns) and then there's this, something we know we don't know (known unknown).

<3 the Boondocks. :awesome:

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