GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Hello mateys, scallywags and dogs of wars, I sit in Nordreich from the battlements and look beyond the horizon and I see ships of LSF's riding and firing these cannons willy-nilly. As I sit upon the battlement I laugh as Nordreich fires cannons down below destroying and pillaging this so called fleet of attackers. And I wonder to myself; this is a game of war where nations plan in war rooms and devise a plan. But, I see nothing, but ships floating about firing about and yelling for rum. And, I wonder to myself where is the rum? But, thats beside the point, the point is, is this a challenge or merely a farce savvy? How about LSF plan a little and realize that your not gonna have a lot of fun when your swimming in Davy Jone's Locker. So, savvy, what say you? Will you stop yelling for the rum and hush up and get destroy, because hereing you say you have swag sickens me mate. And the others here are growing bored, but Nordreich will fight on and crush everyone of you, because that's what we will do savvy. Captain Gentle Ben to you mate. PS: I was gonna put in pictures to lighten the mood, but then I realize who cares? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I have a defensive slot that opens up after update tonight, and you're in range. See you there, bud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Sure why not? I was gonna be hitting targets tomorrow anyways, but its so hard to seeing as all your nations slots are being filled. All Im saying is wheres the motive savvy? Your goal is the gold not the water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I , too, wonder where the stradegy is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I thought this was a game of stradegy and not some pirates running around pillaging randomly. If I was leader of LSF, first thing I would do is leave the alliance for a better one, second, I would atleast make a spreadsheet of all the nations whos kciking their butts and then prepare an attack plan with a commune of Captains. But, Im not gonna tell these pirates how to shoot a cannon. If they want to hit my nation go ahead mates because I got something you don't! I got a jar of dirt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 This is what you would call an instant classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AugustHeimmsmeyer Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341879843' post='3007538'] This is what you would call an instant classic. [/quote] Buy a WRC, then come play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Thank you matey. I do not disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vejovis Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Umm what is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grendel Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) Ahmm, LSF a supposed [size="4"][u][b]anarchist[/b][/u][/size] alliance? [note - Unlike us Anarchy, Inc.] [center][b]anarchist[/b] [ˈænəkɪst] n 1. (Government, Politics & Diplomacy) a person who advocates the abolition of government and a social system based on voluntary cooperation 2. a person who causes disorder or upheaval anarchistic adj[/center] I suppose the apparent lack of strategy might have something to do with the above definition? Does it really surprise you at the lack of coordination? Edited July 10, 2012 by Grendel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 What surprises me is where is the rum? I know i left it somewhere. You guys call this a stradegy game? Ha! You call yourself LSF? Ha! I call you bunch a lot of idiots with your hand tied behind your back! You had your fun picking at Nordreich, but I bite back savvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) I know, what retards getting gangbanged. Edited July 10, 2012 by Mogar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 If Im about to get gangbang then leave me with a pistol with one shot atleast haha! Ohh and all those snickering I know how to spell strategy, but a pirate don't play by the dictionary! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 [quote name='AugustHeimmsmeyer' timestamp='1341879933' post='3007539'] Buy a WRC, then come play. [/quote] What! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Oh come on people! Post like ya mean it! We got nothing better to do so might as well laugh and dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 [quote name='GentleBen' timestamp='1341880855' post='3007552'] Oh come on people! Post like ya mean it! We got nothing better to do so might as well laugh and dance! [/quote] this man gets it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Really nothing? Got nothing to say? Well then I thought this was a forum not a parlor! Bah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I too am appalled by LSF's lack of stradegy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Thank you Aeros! Good to see a fellow pirate here speaking the truth. It makes CN look bad when people run around with there heads cut off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Hey guys I heard we were talking about stradegy in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Yes we are! A pirate needs to look at his map before he plots his course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Oh this now is boring! No one chats! They watch like Sparrows! Oh well yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 I don't know about you, but I've ended up fighting a different way every war that comes along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentleBen Posted July 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 Understandable each alliance has its own way, but LSF way sucks. I mean would you want to fight a person who is just gonna get ZI and then say on the forums how he fought like a warrior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crownguard Posted July 10, 2012 Report Share Posted July 10, 2012 (edited) I need more alcohol to fully appreciate this thread. I was told there would be punch and pie if I came. Can you ante up? Edited July 10, 2012 by Crownguard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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