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Platypus island, why must you screw me over so?

Your refusal to strike me with your soldiers certainly deserves no bravo.

While the cruise missiles are cute, and nukes damaging,

your soldiers obviously do not participate in glorious ground battling.


While BinaryGuy and Hodor's casualties are growing rapidly every day,

my nation's counter stays rigid, so my soldiers trek here to convey -

Please do not sit there and turtle, PlatypusGuy of Platypus Island,

but instead bring your buddies the Romans, so our nations can together be flattened. Edited by Therm
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Oh look, a thread just for me

The title reads "horrible poetry"

I click and I saunter, to what's become

But all I see is a thread that looks fun

Now that's not to bad, not even horrible

so I'll write my own poem, somethingthatrhymeswithhorrible

-Ernie

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047']
No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all.

BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p
[/quote]
Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots

Also, its an illusion, all romans fight

Edited by Stelios
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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047']
No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all.

BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p
[/quote]


[quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1321570746' post='2846056']
Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots

Also, its an illusion, all romans fight
[/quote]

needs more horrible poetry.

edit: my first time using 'Multiquote', that was amazing.

Edited by King Ernie
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Thread has nothing to do with me
Therm, have to say you suck
Call Adude a noob with Glee
DM all them times were luck
Confusion what a sore loser
Clash, team morality's #1 member
Paul711 is an unreliable user
King Ernie, only LE guy i remember
Bcortell's inane rants take their toll
This was fun: "Trolololol"

sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this

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[quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1321570746' post='2846056']
Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots

Also, its an illusion, all romans fight
[/quote]


[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321571018' post='2846059']
Newb :awesome:
[/quote]

nou, I shall do the same now as requested by some Anon member to be a little nicer

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047']
No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all.

BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p
[/quote]

God, I'd love to nuke RIck Perry. You are one lucky soul :smug:

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[quote name='lazaraus45' timestamp='1321571731' post='2846067']
Thread has nothing to do with me
Therm, have to say you suck
Call Adude a noob with Glee
DM all them times were luck
Confusion what a sore loser
Clash, team morality's #1 member
Paul711 is an unreliable user
King Ernie, only LE guy i remember
Bcortell's inane rants take their toll
This was fun: "Trolololol"

sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this
[/quote]

this is how you do this thread.

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[quote name='lazaraus45' timestamp='1321571731' post='2846067']
Thread has nothing to do with me
Therm, have to say you suck
Call Adude a noob with Glee
DM all them times were luck
Confusion what a sore loser
Clash, team morality's #1 member
Paul711 is an unreliable user
King Ernie, only LE guy i remember
Bcortell's inane rants take their toll
This was fun: "Trolololol"

sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this
[/quote]
Don't forget this line for your poem

Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer

Edit...

I like the poem Therm, very creative. :D

Edited by paul711
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[quote name='paul711' timestamp='1321573340' post='2846080']
Don't forget this line for your poem

Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer

Edit...

I like the poem Therm, very creative. :D
[/quote]

Now here is Paul, very opinionated

He knows some like him, he knows he's hated.

When he sees a good war, he becomes elated

When he sees a bad war, well, it gets debated.

Paul and Confusion, best buds for life

If they weren't around, there would be no strife.

But oh how this strife brings us to blithe

without it, hey, we'd have no TE life.

edit: :wub: paul

Edited by King Ernie
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[quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321574663' post='2846086']
Now here is Paul, very opinionated

He knows some like him, he knows he's hated.

When he sees a good war, he becomes elated

When he sees a bad war, well, it gets debated.

Paul and Confusion, best buds for life

If they weren't around, there would be no strife.

But oh how this strife brings us to blithe

without it, hey, we'd have no TE life.

edit: :wub: paul
[/quote]
I love it Ernie. :wub:

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When I first saw this thread,
I said 'oh my' not therm again.
Every round you want a flag,
but I'm just here to say,
I love you, laz.


Fake Edit: My apologies for the worst poem in the history of poems, however, I don't have much time right now. I do proclaim, I shall be back, for wit & love, bring me back.

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[quote name='paul711' timestamp='1321573340' post='2846080']
Don't forget this line for your poem

Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer

Edit...

I like the poem Therm, very creative. :D
[/quote]

Just so you know, he's not a very good schemer, then again, this was probably already deduced from previous attempts. :smug:

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[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1321586266' post='2846137']
Just so you know, he's not a very good schemer, then again, this was probably already deduced from previous attempts. :smug:
[/quote]

This is DarthCyfe, he likes his :smug: posts

What he doesn't do, is add the most.

He talks and he banters, but what does it do?

Nothing of interest, not even to you.

So text goes wasted, again and again

all of his posts get one-out-of-ten.

Keep adding nothing, you silly hare

Maybe one day SyN will grow a pair.

(The last part is jokes, I know SyN has a pair :P but srsly, write something of value)
:smug:

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[quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321587496' post='2846142']
This is DarthCyfe, he likes his :smug: posts

What he doesn't do, is add the most.

He talks and he banters, but what does it do?

Nothing of interest, not even to you.

So text goes wasted, again and again

all of his posts get one-out-of-ten.

Keep adding nothing, you silly hare

Maybe one day SyN will grow a pair.

(The last part is jokes, I know SyN has a pair :P but srsly, write something of value)
:smug:
[/quote]

/me sheds a tear

That's beautiful

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047']
No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all.

BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p
[/quote]

I'm just glad you got my SDI crews from last round

Please don't swap em' out just yet :P

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This thread was created for amusing poetry,

however the content in here is rather yucky.

So please take the time to come up with a rhyme

else GTFO, your presence here is a crime.



edit: i am aware that poems do not need to rhyme. But do make an effort to write poetry :ph34r:

Edited by Therm
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[quote name='Therm' timestamp='1321595300' post='2846203']
This thread was created for amusing poetry,

however the content in here is rather yucky.

So please take the time to come up with a rhyme

else GTFO, your presence here is a crime.



edit: i am aware that poems do not need to rhyme. But do make an effort to write poetry :ph34r:
[/quote]

What this man said

get it in your head.

take a little time

pick some words that rhyme.

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I'm not very good at writing poetry
But my soldiers on the battlefield show gallantry
I win almost every battle on the ground
A lot of enemy money I found
But out of nukes I am
So my generals have to cram.

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Happy birthday to the guy named Stelios,

Who parades his nation around like a boss.

However your nation building skills are weak,

As without a WRC, your nukes are meek.

You also should learn to war,

as raiding APC during this massacre is bizarre.

So complain not when you have no casualties,

since nukes do not come from genies,

and instead go hit someone you can find,

cause casualties from war are the best kind.

Edited by Therm
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