Jump to content

Horrible poetry thread

Therm

By Therm
in TE OWF Archive

 Share

  

23 members have voted

You do not have permission to vote in this poll, or see the poll results. Please sign in or register to vote in this poll.

Recommended Posts

Lehran Newbie

Lehran

Posted
Posted (edited)

My SDI works really well
Every nuke that came my way I sent to hell
Ten nukes of Animal2 I blocked in a row
This is what he gets for being my foe
All four of Platypus's nukes I too blocked
He sent me a message entitled "ASDFERHFGYPLOKED"
But as for AlbyVA
It is his good day
He has sent me just two nukes overall
And landed both with ease
I am always within call
And will write more poetry if it does you please.

Edited by NeoGandalf
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Einer Rookie

Einer

Posted
Posted (edited)

[quote name='BarefootHillbilly' timestamp='1321598021' post='2846225']
TPCers
[/quote]

There was once [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1000321]a man from southern Mizzou,[/url]
Who apparently [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=1000321&Extended=1]couldn't declare on two.[/url]
I bet his ass'd stay parked in that trailer
If someone said, "Come on, lets go sailor,
I have a slot here waiting [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=1000226&bynation=1000321]just for you.[/url]"

Edited by Einer
Link to comment
Share on other sites
paul711 Enthusiast

paul711

Posted
Posted

[quote name='Einer' timestamp='1321604519' post='2846241']
There was once [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=1000321]a man from southern Mizzou,[/url]
Who apparently [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?search=1000321&Extended=1]couldn't declare on two.[/url]
I bet his ass'd stay parked in that trailer
If someone said, "Come on, lets go sailor,
I have a slot here waiting [url=http://tournament.cybernations.net/declarewar_form.asp?Nation_ID=1000226&bynation=1000321]just for you.[/url]"
[/quote]

There once was a man named named Einer
Whose thing was no bigger than his little finger,

He likes to issue challenges with his forum replies
But when the battle turns, much like his mates, I bet he turtles and dies,

Sell some more land and infra and declare on me
I will fight you with much glee,

Props to DM, my only TPCer putting up a fight
Makes it worth sitting up late at night,

I know you guys are all very smart
But when it comes to a tough war many of you lack heart.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ernsters Newbie

Ernsters

Posted
Posted (edited)

[center]Greed.

[i]Log into my nation, what do I see?

four-hundred messages waiting for me.

Ground Attacks, CM's and bombs galore

Oh the battlefield is stained with gore.

I have 6 opponents, their NS is much more

my nation stands tall, flat to the floor.

I'll sell off my infra, I'll sell off my land!

hey can anyone give me a hand?

The answer is no, no hand for you

This is what happens when you tech-raid for 2.[/i]

[/center]

edit: lol "of" vs "off"

Edited by King Ernie
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Einer Rookie

Einer

Posted
Posted

Paul, you need to stop hiding under my war range,
Then I'd return your cities to your local grange
(albeit sown with salt).

PS: My offensive slots are full, so only one of us is at fault.

PPS: (Yes that's a request for assault.)

PPPS: Though admittedly, you're always maximally offensive by default.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
paul711 Enthusiast

paul711

Posted
Posted

[quote name='Einer' timestamp='1321649660' post='2846545']
Paul, you need to stop hiding under my war range,
Then I'd return your cities to your local grange
(albeit sown with salt).

PS: My offensive slots are full, so only one of us is at fault.

PPS: (Yes that's a request for assault.)

PPPS: Though admittedly, you're always maximally offensive by default.
[/quote]

why are you so serious
when your attempts at toughness are hilarious.

Don't act so tough
OP has not had enough.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Overlord Wes Apprentice

Overlord Wes

Posted
Posted

[quote name='Therm' timestamp='1321598015' post='2846224']Happy birthday to the guy named Stelios,

Who parades his nation around like a boss.[/quote]

We have different pronunciations of 'Stelios',

Mine has an ending similar to 'most'.

He should correct us so the other can boast.

[quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321587496' post='2846142']Maybe one day SyN will grow a pair.[/quote]
Trust me good sir, we do have a pair.

Perhaps you should check if they are there.

Be careful though, you might find some hair :v:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Aggierebel96 Newbie

Aggierebel96

Posted
Posted

[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1321572545' post='2846076']
God, I'd love to nuke RIck Perry. You are one lucky soul :smug:
[/quote]

And for the record, for any that care

I’m no fan of the one called Governor Good Hair.

Yes I have his name on my nation for all to see

But I was drunk and it sounded funny, so sue me

There is only one from Texas who has my support

Ron Paul 2012, does anyone care to retort?



Happy now Therm

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Wired Newbie

Wired

Posted
Posted

A Wall of Poetry - An Ode to Paul


In TE war is meant to be fun and amusing,
never to be taken too serious, whether winning or losing.

When fighting OP any TPC victory will surely turn bitter,
for revenge they'll roll a curbstomp to try and make you a quitter.

With a motto that states they never forgive nor forget,
this usually means more "scheme" than actual "bring it".

Their obsession with TPC is cloaked in the flag race,
in truth it's an excuse for a four week war embrace.

To neither forgive nor forget is out of step with accepted practices,
their constant !@#$%^&* requires routine cleansing with strong mental laxative.

Some suggest revenge, what they're doing is absurd,
alas there's no clean war when you try to play with a turd.

With Paul so easily frustrated and quick to get hot,
you never know what will happen, the brightest he's not.

Dare not keep it light and attempt to use humor,
Paul's too sensitive and about as fun as a tumor.

So be warned TE, never spank OP and heed what we say,
TE's ethics police are overly sensitive and will turn vigilante.

When their anger overcomes their senses walk away and be done,
unless fighting the same enemy for 1/3 of round is your idea of fun.

They claim to love war but keep half on their bench,
their weak effort makes this feel like we've been fighting a wench.

With their superior numbers we're not sure how they do scoring,
this war of attrition is not brilliant, it's boring.

Forcing others to fight in what is now a clear down declare,
with ethics abandoned and vengeance in mind they simply don't care.

When eager to end war they'll request peace and speedy reply,
flip sides and after repeated attempts you're left high and dry.

They say us beating them in our 5 day war was just wrong,
their spin and propaganda has Synergy willing to continue along.

They say our 5 day beating was more than they could take and hurt our relations,
yet there is nothing wrong with Paul's !@#$ talk and daily IRC instigations.

The cover story is end of round fun, that's how they make it sound,
since when did the last 4 weeks become the end of round?

Their motive and intent is clear for any that care to look,
kamikaze vengeance and a curbstomp, it's as easy as reading a book.

After 12 days of war and many good nights we've had much fun,
with double our numbers this war should simply be over and done.

This game is surely struggling and in need of a solution,
with OP they don't care the damage, they demand retribution.

Blinded by hatred OP would prefer good players quit,
We just smile and laugh, we don't give a !@#$. ;)

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Lehran Newbie

Lehran

Posted
Posted

[quote name='Aggierebel96' timestamp='1321677044' post='2846738']
And for the record, for any that care

I’m no fan of the one called Governor Good Hair.

Yes I have his name on my nation for all to see

But I was drunk and it sounded funny, so sue me

There is only one from Texas who has my support

Ron Paul 2012, does anyone care to retort?



Happy now Therm
[/quote]

As for the Republican candidates that people think are fine
I don't like any of them, from Rick Perry to Mr. 9-9-9;
But if I had to choose one from the group
I would agree that Ron Paul would best lead the coup.
However, even with all his flaws
Obama is the one that is best for the cause.
Much of the Republicans' stupidity gives me pause.

From Rick Perry's gaffe when he could not remember his own points
To Romney's position on corporations, which dissapoints
And Michelle Bachmann rambling on
It's almost as bad as the state of Anon.
Herman Cain has his own personal troubles
And Santorum probably has no thought bubbles.
Gingrich is effecting a possible comeback
But his shady history may hold his prospects back.
Huntsman and Paul, their ideas are good
But often their points are misunderstood.

That is all I have to say about that
Now I better go check my nation or my infra will be flat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
paul711 Enthusiast

paul711

Posted
Posted

[quote name='Wired' timestamp='1321680711' post='2846756']
A Wall of Poetry - An Ode to Paul


In TE war is meant to be fun and amusing,
never to be taken too serious, whTrether winning or losing.

When fighting OP any TPC victory will surely turn bitter,
for revenge they'll roll a curbstomp to try and make you a quitter.

With a motto that states they never forgive nor forget,
this usually means more "scheme" than actual "bring it".

Their obsession with TPC is cloaked in the flag race,
in truth it's an excuse for a four week war embrace.

To neither forgive nor forget is out of step with accepted practices,
their constant !@#$%^&* requires routine cleansing with strong mental laxative.

Some suggest revenge, what they're doing is absurd,
alas there's no clean war when you try to play with a turd.

With Paul so easily frustrated and quick to get hot,
you never know what will happen, the brightest he's not.

Dare not keep it light and attempt to use humor,
Paul's too sensitive and about as fun as a tumor.

So be warned TE, never spank OP and heed what we say,
TE's ethics police are overly sensitive and will turn vigilante.

When their anger overcomes their senses walk away and be done,
unless fighting the same enemy for 1/3 of round is your idea of fun.

They claim to love war but keep half on their bench,
their weak effort makes this feel like we've been fighting a wench.

With their superior numbers we're not sure how they do scoring,
this war of attrition is not brilliant, it's boring.

Forcing others to fight in what is now a clear down declare,
with ethics abandoned and vengeance in mind they simply don't care.

When eager to end war they'll request peace and speedy reply,
flip sides and after repeated attempts you're left high and dry.

They say us beating them in our 5 day war was just wrong,
their spin and propaganda has Synergy willing to continue along.

They say our 5 day beating was more than they could take and hurt our relations,
yet there is nothing wrong with Paul's !@#$ talk and daily IRC instigations.

The cover story is end of round fun, that's how they make it sound,
since when did the last 4 weeks become the end of round?

Their motive and intent is clear for any that care to look,
kamikaze vengeance and a curbstomp, it's as easy as reading a book.

After 12 days of war and many good nights we've had much fun,
with double our numbers this war should simply be over and done.

This game is surely struggling and in need of a solution,
with OP they don't care the damage, they demand retribution.

Blinded by hatred OP would prefer good players quit,
We just smile and laugh, we don't give a !@#$. ;)
[/quote]

When are you going to learn, I see
Nobody cares about poor ole' tpc,

Your wall of text is disturbing
As it leaves TE anguishing,

Shut up and fight
Or like a coward take flight,

Instead of saving your cash
You should fight instead of smoking hash,

We don't care if your attack was in jest
Mess with OP and you mess with one of the best.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Wired Newbie

Wired

Posted
Posted

There once was man with anger issues,
rage filled nights producing tear-stained tissues.
Tell Coach to send in a substitution,
this one can't compete because of delusion.
You failed at rhyme, give limericks a try before we move on to haikus! :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites
RoadRash Contributor

RoadRash

Posted
Posted (edited)

[quote]To: Impartial    From: RoadRash    Date: 11/19/2011 5:45:16 AM

Subject: Battle Report
Message: You have been attacked by RoadRash. You lost 2,163 soldiers and 140 tanks. You killed 995 soldiers and 266 tanks. Their forces razed 7.920 miles of your land, stole 1.039 technology, and destroyed 10.393 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $116,510.27 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.
[/quote]

How I declare on thee knowing you will beat me
In most my attacks I am under matched
But my men with hearts of ten continue on to do you harm


Ahhhhh
I tried poetry definitely isn't for me

Any how I will continue to underdog

Edited by greco
Link to comment
Share on other sites
ADude Contributor

ADude

Posted
Posted

[quote name='greco' timestamp='1321704417' post='2846890']
How I declare on thee knowing you will beat me
In most my attacks I am under matched
But my men with hearts of ten continue on to do you harm


Ahhhhh
I tried poetry definitely isn't for me

Any how I will continue to underdog
[/quote]

Good man :D

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Ernsters Newbie

Ernsters

Posted
Posted

[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321715316' post='2846927']
Good man :D
[/quote]

Adude, your avatar is scary

Go back to the girl, she was much less disturbing.

unless of course it's a self-portrait you carry ;)

On a side note this thread has gone to herpderping

why can't you all be jolly and merry?

no no, you're too busy with the argument you're burping.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
 Share
Go to topic listing
×
×
  • Create New...