Groucho Marx

The mighty Rectum Inflammation marches.

You did something!

[img]http://i.imgur.com/J0fuG.gif[/img] Credit to CSM.

Who the hell is this?

[quote name='RedPhx' timestamp='1339815515' post='2985496'] The top 3 reasons for why the CB is legit is.... #1) Dave93 is our buddy (so in that case all hail the mighty Dave93 whose joining an alliance just before he is done with a game led to their starting a world war. No seriously how often does a new member with a history of being involved in the biggest spying scandal since I started playing get that much respect?) #2) The barbaric CSN is persecuting poor innocent Dave93. After all its not his fault that he was caught with spyed information on another alliance and to top it all off the mean old TIO threw him to the wolves when he did nothing at all. Oh boo hoo hoo just grow a pair already. #3) Poor Dave93 is being chased away from a game that he is already leaving for something that we won't deny that he did. Now MKers that is how sarcasm is done so enough with this we are with Dave93 and fess up that this is just an excuse and nothing more. [/quote] Thanks for the lesson. I am sure MK will appreciate the coaching of an expert such as yourself.

[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1339794846' post='2985179'] please enlighten me on how you know what I have done or my private chats with people? [/quote] Because you give them to everyone you meet.

Adios Fark.

Okay let me try to put a better spin on this; LSF is dumb. They did something that was par for the course. Now they're being attacked for it. They deserve it. You'll have to forgive me, I normally submit all my posts to MK before posting to make sure they're up to standards. I hope I didn't just get myself into trouble without conferring with the overlords first.

[quote name='gambona' timestamp='1339640829' post='2982527'] Bad show MK. The mightly MK war machine hits another alliance that can't do much about it. Couldn't find a 10 man alliance to hit so you could "be at war" if an ally needed help? [/quote] I know CSN is pretty incompetent but they can certainly do something about it. In fact I think we're seeing that now.

[quote name='constapatedape' timestamp='1339569662' post='2981994'] I'm offended that you forgot our treaty... [/quote] Given the ongoing trend at CSN I don't believe they 'forgot' it.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1339569483' post='2981990'] Why does protecting your identity matter if you're on the way out the door? Why not just tell us, then we can judge for ourselves if you were either actually: a) in Neutral Shoving; and/or b) "pretty important". [/quote] Because being kept in ~suspense~ is amusing. Except no one is in suspense about this or anything else. Nobody believes a pathological liar.

[quote name='Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz' timestamp='1339567308' post='2981971'] I can't really believe that you were in GOONS or, at the very least, that you were anyone "pretty important" in GOONS. [/quote] He was "pretty important" in the same sense that Chunky Monkey or Schattenmann were.

[quote name='HailSatan' timestamp='1339535924' post='2981699'] Nothing could convince you. I could have a letter from the devil himself (if you believe in that) and you would not be convinced. Its a mute point to do that. Maybe to those that were not there at that time. Not here to convince everyone must love TPF, far from it. [/quote] I don't think you get it. But since you're not trying to convince anyone of anything then why post screenshots at all?

I'm not convinced, HailSatan. If you're trying to prove that TPF and Slayer99 weren't despicable pieces of !@#$ back then you're doing a poor job of it.

[quote name='bros2' timestamp='1339520926' post='2981569'] How did I blow the minds of so many nation rulers with a simple 5 word sentence? [/quote] You hacked their reality.

[quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1339478833' post='2981304'] Your the reason it went down hill. [/quote] You mean Bob was really the cruise ship captain all along?

I like the renegade options better, for the most part. Congratulations.

[quote name='pd73bassman' timestamp='1339472009' post='2981215'] How many alliances helped you do this? Don't sit there and pretend like TPF could have solely forced NoV into that situation [/quote] You mean how many alliances they manipulated into letting them do that.

[quote name='Mephala' timestamp='1339463551' post='2981070'] "I'm deleting and I'll probably be back with a new nation in a couple of days. Before that, though, I want to tell everyone what an awesome spy I've been!" I'm interested as to who you were in GOONS though. Old GOONS? Four oh Four Error? Unlikely. Dizzeyay? Nope. [/quote] I know who he was in GOONS. [spoiler]nobody[/spoiler]

Thanks Slayer for reminding everyone why TPF was so despicable. [quote name='Caliph' timestamp='1339450218' post='2980918'] I remember when \m/ hit them in that week long war with Athens and Rok IIRC. They whined about us wanting to disband them then, despite the fact that most of the world hated \m/ back then. [/quote] [IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/33csrbb.jpg[/IMG]

Great work.

This bloc reminds me of Arizona in the sense that you wouldn't know they exist until someone mentioned them.

Congratulations on the elections.

[quote name='Penlugue Solaris' timestamp='1339272265' post='2979957'] Did your post really list Leet Guy as a follower of Zoom? I think you give yourself way too much credit, and Leet Guy far too little. [/quote] Posts like that demonstrate how little he actually knows about the personal relationships between the people he pretends to know so much about. Besides I wouldn't be in GOONS at all if I didn't share some of the same views as the alliance and its leaders. I'm sure that goes for most people and the alliances they have joined. Though I guess it's too much for me to assume Rotavele has any idea what sharing values and goals with an alliance is like being that he seemingly can't make up his own mind about what it is he wants in the first place.

[quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1339123631' post='2979174'] you mean slave class [/quote] We shall overcome.