Ameroca

A GOONS thread

One thing I can say about animalz, despite being an alliance based on one guy's bizarre personal grudges, it's produced a lot of hilarity. See King Equinox, the attempt to resuscitate GOONS 1.0, VictorPants, or Sir Kindles many last word. Eta: Really I'm just sad Sir Kindle only tries to woo me to his side in private. Do you not really love me, Sir Kindle? Are you embarrassed by your feelings for me? :[

@Sir Kindle Why, you don't war very well at all. You press buttons, in the wrong order, and sometimes not even at all! You bring great shame and dishonor about you and your household. If your playing skills had a smell, I would liken them to the smell of flatulence. Indeed, mayhaps perchance immenance alass. Diplomacy has failed. Also, I am better than you in every respect, and your women do not love you, but me! Ha ha! You will never live down this grave insult. I have already won, ur alredy ded. Perhaps the same can be said of all religions. Enough talk, have at you!

See, this is where your facade breaks down. Complimenting GOONS warchests? smdh

every thread goon thread

Still laughing at the idea of a nuclear "rukunu" being threatening.

You broke any potential ceasefire by immediately attacking more GOONS after posting your thread though. I mean its pretty apparent you want to fall on your sword any way, I just don't know why you need to wrap it up around being a defenseless victim.

Actually, your new alliance also declared war on me first. Okay toodles.

Marx lacks tact. Obviously GOONS needs me to lead FA. Then the world will see true diplomacy.

Because we are cooperating to bring down a common, undoubtedly nefarious, enemy. That means we shall be fast friends forevermore.

Oh god, that boring drama isn't going to infect this thread now, is it?

2nd worst DOW chosen.

EQ. We had far more AAs attacking us than ever made formal declarations. And at least one made denial after denial of attacking us on the OWF while engaging us inworld. ETA: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?/topic/115873-eq-coalition-stages-another-intervention-because-we-care/?p=3110778 At that point I made that post, we were at 21, excluding joke alliances or rogues. ETAx2: and here's the list of those 21 alliances: AI, NADC, RIA, NPO, LoSS, NPL, FAN, GO, Sengoku, MCXA, NATO, TTK, Legion, GOD, DB4D, Fark, RnR, Zulu, Sparta, CCC, CRAP

I will never forgive you for this trespass.

Or maybe it was the fact that we were dogpiled so badly - a couple dozen AAs were on us at once - anyone above 10k NS found themselves six armed and sent to sub10k NS within a couple of rounds? For a very long time we held the most defensive wars "award" because of it. Going from pre-war stats, the percentage of people who went into peace mode in any give NS range was equal across the board; there was no mass upper peace mode usage. There was no mass peace mode usage period. What people witnessed wasn't active members hiding, it was active members being sent to a fraction of their original NS. But GOONS survived. In fact, we actually were able to turn around the sub-10k NS war. Granted, that's super crap tier, and insignificant to almost everyone, but considering we were able to turn any of it around, especially to the point that our opponents had to coordinate another concentrated attempt at breaking us, is a miracle. As far as "NPL verifying," I'll point to the leaked logs that the coordinated strike was an attempt to help NPL. When you say GOONS attempted to use mass peace mode tactics during that war - whether de jure or de facto- you are unequivocally wrong. Now here's the funny thing: I'm not decrying peace mode tactics, or claiming GOONS has never used them. GOONS, in fact, used mass PM tactics during the Dave War.

Yeah, you were part of GOONS. You would have literally seen our orders. Which telling people to jump into peace mode was never a part. I mean, I'm sure you still have all those PMs saved in your forum message box, and can make me eat my words really easily.

let's

Yeah, sure, I was saying an acronym I didn't mention a single time in my post. good job

GOONS couldn't put Kaskus down. GOONS needed MK and PB. No more MK and PB. Ergo, time to fight GOONS

Something good came out of this thread after all

the weighted companion cube

GOONS is a GOONS tech farm. It's made Umbrella terribly angry.

We've never demanded anyone else to eat dog food to join. Dio was special. In fact, we figured he wouldn't do it. It was such a mess that I doubt we'll ever demand it again.

GOONS has the Hired GOONS Act, which you might be interested in http://cngoons.com/board/index.php?topic=3783.0

almost as ridiculous as repeatedly insisting there is such a policy in place