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[quote name='Jake Liebenow' timestamp='1301025118' post='2675608'] ...What did you just say? It must be the fact that it's late, but I literally didn't understand anything you just said. [/quote] To the best of my understanding, he means alliances are going to use the trafficking of individual nations to different alliances as a term more often. Which, I have to say, intrigues me.

[quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1301021233' post='2675501'] Congrats on peace guys. Also GOONS, enjoy the epic RV stories. The performances he puts in will leave you in stitches, it will probably be the best 30 days in your miserable alliance. [/quote] No argument here.

Heh. None of my comics have been about you so far.

Okay, you got me. This is probably the laziest metaphor I've ever come up with. Here's a better one I did back during Roguefest 2010: http://www.heisanevilgenius.com/cybernations/politicalcartoon/0008.PNG

I've been making little political cartoons for GOONS on our private forum for a while and decided it's about time I start posting them regularly as a blog. The following comic is fictional. Resemblance to real people, or people in a state of denial is possibly coincidental. The art's supposed to be bad. That's my excuse and it shall not waiver.

Peace mode is full of benefits. If you ever feel your nation is in any danger, it's better to be safe than sorry. Staying in peace mode during an all-out alliance war gives you an excellent tactical advantage.

Sanitarium is 100% in peace mode.

The pressing issue is, who is the girl in your sig?

[quote name='+Zeke+' timestamp='1300485503' post='2669412'] No! We need a lot more pages to show the idiocy of Outhouse threads like these. Perhaps after you see the absurdity of trying to push weak propaganda announcements onto the masses you won't do it anymore. If you hate how this announcement has evolved (just like the last ones, btw) you might tell your leaders to quit trying to stand on a soapbox trying to appeal to masses. If they resort to this stuff because they cannot get any traction in official talks then you might point out that it might be smart to negotiate better, instead of hoping drivel like this will work. This is your war. You started it. Learn to live with the consequences. This is your announcement. You started it. Learn to live with the consequences. [/quote] Considering the consequences of this thread are 70+ pages of drivel, I actually do regret this was posted. I sometimes forget that an appeal to reason on these forums is like trying to teach a squid to play a guitar. There's a lot of squirming and weird fluids splashing all over the place but in the end no one learns anything. I don't hate how this announcement has "evolved", because it hasn't. It's devolved. The only idiocy on behalf of "Outhouse" (By the way that's a SWEET DIS, BRO) is thinking that any kind of intelligent discussion will come from it. Well, I leave you all to your fate. Enjoy arguing for another 70 pages about pedantic stuff the people who matter aren't going to read.

Enough! Nobody is saying anything new. It's just recycled arguments for 70 pages. Here's the mind-numbing simplicity of it: Doomhouse is going to win this war either way. If NPO hides in peace mode until their lower-tier nations are all rubble, that's fine with us. If they want to come out of peace mode and fight, we'll reward their bravery with no terms. Saying we're whining is pathetic. If anything, having them come out of peace mode means more damage done to Doomhouse. Staying in peace mode just means we're blasting away their lowers with impunity. They can stay in peace mode or come out and fight. Either way we're going to enjoy this. Easy enough to grasp? Good. End. Thread.

Here's a fun mixture of truth and lies. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227'] Nobody is fighting? NPO is fighting 364 wars.[/quote] True. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']The fact is that DH is upset[/quote] False. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']they failed to destroy NPO's upper/middle tiers[/quote] True. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']who are in peace mode due own DH's incompetence[/quote] False. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']DH is afraid[/quote] False. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']look like stupids when the war finish[/quote] False. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1300341376' post='2667227']NPO speedily rebuild themselves.[/quote] False.

I voted the option that makes me a moron. I honestly don't see any reason why anyone would vote for any other option.

[quote name='youwish959' timestamp='1300337927' post='2667081'] [url=http://www.rosettastone.com/learn-english]Can you not read?[/url] [/quote] Can you not THINK?

[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1300337534' post='2667063'] Your going to see a lot of rage quits from GOONS in the near future. [/quote] Hahaha. Your stupidity amuses us. Please, go on. What else do you see in GOONS' future?

[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1300337471' post='2667057'] [color="#0000FF"]Allow me to translate. Since GOONS can't really take much more damage (you've reached the limit, and so has NSO for that matter - we're not going to go much farther down than we already are, both of us), the main focus of the war is not on GOONS. Although you're still attacking us, most of the offensives by the coalition are directed towards MK.[/color] [/quote] Okay, that makes sense, I guess. I really don't see any similarity between what you said and what he did, though.

[quote name='youwish959' timestamp='1300334648' post='2666914'] My point being that you are using your alliance, GOONS, as a rather ineffective, thinly veiled attempt at gaining public support. When, it has been a long time since we switched focus of the war. [/quote] You appear to be writing in English, so how come I don't have the slightest idea what you're saying?

[quote name='youwish959' timestamp='1300334445' post='2666903'] I see your still mad about that pile of rubble that used to be GOONS. Oh well, we've moved on to different, much brighter Kingdoms. We hope you can do the same. [/quote] That's funny. It's usually not until page 10 when someone says something exorbitantly stupid.

On behalf of Legion, I will say we will NEVER leave peace mode!

[quote name='Bergerland' timestamp='1300063980' post='2663742'] It is. Article 2 pertains to Article 1 and therefore expires when it does. Why are you the only person that doesn't get this? [/quote] [quote name='HeroofTime55' timestamp='1300064494' post='2663770'] [img]http://www.emporia.edu/earthsci/garden/rock06.jpg[/img] [/quote] I absolutely love how you responded with that picture. Sure, you explained what you meant, but the meaning I got from that image was "because arguing with me is like arguing with a big rock."

[quote name='Spaniard United' timestamp='1300031650' post='2662967'] Lord Lookin has other responsibilities aside from the care of his nation that took him away from Plenet Bob. A patriot he was and is and you would do well to find out facts before eating your foot. [/quote] I'd hardly call it eating my foot. First, I didn't make any assumptions. I did preface my comments with a prompt to correct me if I'm wrong. Second, Lord Lookin did post propaganda, and did declare on Bad Horse, did lose badly, and did delete his nation, correct? Sure, there was more to it than that, but those events did happen. So far you haven't filled me in on a whole lot except inform me that he had other responsibilities. That's pretty vague. Sure. We all have other responsibilities. I can buy that an emergency forced him to resign from his duties (which then caused his nation to collapse), but you have to admit the timing is pretty hilarious. P.S. u mad.

[quote name='Shadow the Hedgehog' timestamp='1299931394' post='2661406'] My nation is deleted? Interesting because I just got done checking it. Nice try though [/quote] My apologies. I was slightly misinformed. It wasn't you, it was "Lord Lookin", who wrote one of the propaganda articles you posted.

Poison Clan has my support and condolences. I hope whatever circumstances led to this will not be repeated. Planet Bob has enough problems without entire governments just vanishing for no apparent reason.

So let me get this straight. OP posts a large piece of propaganda. OP, his spirits high from his post, declares war against Bad Horse for the glory of Pacifica. OP loses badly. OP deletes nation. So... uh, I guess he was a true patriot.