Dr Beefstupid

I have to admit, this wasn't bad.

I'm sooo sooo upset that you make yourself look like an idiot every time you open your mouth. Look at me cry about how absurd and stupid you look. That just hurts my feelings so much, Alterego.

Wow, did you really miss the point by that much? No, I think he just didn't read the whole thing. Because in CN, understanding the facts is less important than weighing in with your opinion.

One small step towards GOONS ruining this game for everyone. I for one am appalled that they should be legitimatized in such an overt fashion.

Glad to see you back on your feet. That was quite the flesh wound.

Not bad. I would say it's far from "funniest ever" but it was pretty decent.

I haven't been active on the OWF. If you see one you want me to read, PM me.

Episode 4: "Secret Police" Thread referenced: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=106450&view=findpost&p=2839304

Haha! Well done, sir.

Thanks for the tip. This post isn't as funny to me, but I can sort of see the humour in it. If you have any more, keep 'em coming.

Heh, it's the same reader. This is my personal series. It isn't really a group effort. Other goons sometimes suggest ones, though.

My dear sir, I could do nothing with my humble voice that could add any genius to your already stellar posting.

You know, I get the impression from your post that you legitimately are trying to start an intelligent discussion so I'll try to speak my mind honestly. Whether or not it's you specifically, I have dealt with a lot of anti-GOONS people like you who will argue in circles and will be totally unable to admit to the fact that they're using circular logic or fallacies to make their point and for the sake of sanity, it's usually more fun, interesting, and productive to just laugh at them and move on. The reason why I attack someone's character is because attacking their argument is like headbutti

...really? So let me get this straight. You read this post and thought it was a well-thought-out response that only sounds stupid when I do a funny voice? Obviously not "any post" that insults GOONS goes into one of my episodes. I have to find one that's particularly funny. I'd like to say I'm equal opportunity and will make fun of any stupid post, even if it's on my own side or has nothing to do with GOONS, but that's hard to back up. The fact is that I don't read much of the OWF except GOONS threads so that and suggestions I get sent in are where I get my material. If you find something

Episode 3: "Hunchback Wars" Memoryproblems, this is 2 for 3. Let some of the other bad posters have a turn. Thread referenced: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102492&st=40&p=2728771entry2728771

Episode 2: "From the Body Republic of the New Pacific Order" In reference to: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102403

Let me make sure I understand you. Peggy Sue starts a forum thread specifically to complain about sanctions. This is considered to just be just a playful taunt. I make a blog entry that makes fun of her post. This is considered to be making a big deal out of it. Sanctioning rogues is pretty standard practice, but it's so cute how you think we're the only alliance who would stoop to this. Try using a little bit of logic. See if you can string these thoughts together in a coherent line: 1. When rogues attack us, we contact other alliances and politely request sanctions. 2. The other alli

Here's my new series where I do dramatic readings of bad CN forum posts. Episode 1: "Dear GOONs" In reference to: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102350

What have you done!?

[quote name='Lamuella' timestamp='1301293716' post='2678916'] oh come now, that's deeply unfair to Captain Cold. Leonard Snart is one of the most badass characters in the DC universe. [/quote] But you made Legion Gorilla Grodd!

[quote name='Lamuella' timestamp='1301239725' post='2678252'] An image that has nothing to do with Pearl Harbor: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6xNIk.jpg[/IMG] [/quote] I object. Legion is clearly Captain Cold.

u mad?

Something must be very extremely wrong with me, because it sort of looks like you said this and actually meant it.

tl;