Stealthkill

THE MOST EVIL ALLIANCE IS CLEARLY THE DARK LORDS. DON'T YOU AGREE TOLWYN? HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR LEADER? HE'S A RAVING LUNATIC! I'M SURE YOU'LL SEE TO IT THAT HE'S DECAPITATED AND BROUGHT TO YOU ON A CIVIL PLATTER, HE IS CLEARLY THE BIGGEST THREAT TO BLACK PEACE THERE IS!

[center][img]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l43/Private_Y/RRFlag.gif[/img][/center] So election time has come 'round again here in R&R, and this time we've got ourselves a new Trium. You see, an overconfident Demonspawn made a bet with R&R that he'd step down at the end of his term if the Philadelphia Flyers lost the Stanley Cup, and well, we all know how that turned out. So we hailed the Chicago Blackhawks, had our drunken parties, you know, the usual. Then election time came around, and we had to find somebody who would screw the alliance over the least, or at least do better than Demon (which wouldn't actually be all that hard ). And that means whoever's best at repeating what I say So the highly contested election that I totally didn't abuse my admin powers to mess with spat out our former Minister of Interior KingLC as the victor. o/ democracy! [quote name='Simms' date='Jun 20 2010, 01:12 PM' post='209619'] Oh god a King has been elected to something???? [/quote] [quote name='Jache' date='Jun 20 2010, 12:35 PM' post='209608'] try to get blanding as Trium next time. [/quote] [quote][16:29] <+Simms> Demon has too many rusty sporks[/quote] [quote][16:29] <&Demonspawn[RnRetired]> i have a big !@#$ [16:30] <&Demonspawn[RnRetired]> actually it's a little !@#$, but we can lie about it[/quote] [quote][16:28] <+Simms> Ego is a dutch !@#$%^& who !@#$% with animals[/quote] We are now led by a cubs fan, a dutch !@#$%^&, and a Croatian. Yeah we're pretty much begging to be rolled.

Announcement needs more me o/ us!

[quote name='Zombie Glaucon' date='12 June 2010 - 05:04 PM' timestamp='1276376650' post='2335386'] If you and all your allies dropped to zero, you could defend them just as well, and your un-washed infra-loving smell wouldn't stink up the joint so bad. [/quote] Silly zombie, if my allies have no infra then there's nothing for me to defend. And besides, we all know that infra huggers smell far better than cowards and backstabbers.

[quote name='Zombie Glaucon' date='11 June 2010 - 05:00 AM' timestamp='1276246811' post='2333077'] Hey fella, why haven't deleted all of your infra yet? Damned infra-huggers like you are ruining this world. [/quote] So I have something to defend my allies with.

Another great decision from TFD

Come on guys, lay off UPN. I mean, we all know that pixels are greater than people, that's just a fact. I mean, who cares if you're one of the biggest cowards in CN and give all your friends the finger? It's all about protecting your oh so valuable infra.

[quote name='Captain Flinders' date='10 June 2010 - 07:51 PM' timestamp='1276213888' post='2332354'] I don't think it's unreasonable for UPN to reject those terms. Nor do I see it as cowardice. A friendly skirmish is one thing, while an alliance wide nuclear free for all is quite another. One promotes combat experience, camaraderie, and entertainment. The other can offer those as well but with the nasty side effects of considerable loses, not to mention rebuilding time and money. If someone asks for a skirmish and you offer full out war, there is no cowardice in them declining. If they wanted a war they would have asked for it. having said that, I don't know who I'd put my money on for winning an all out slugfest. BAPS are scrappy and resilient !@#$%^&*. [/quote] Of course BAPS would win, that's why UPN's backing out.

o/ BAPS Calling out the infra huggers' bluff like a boss!

[quote name='queenhailee' date='31 May 2010 - 06:23 PM' timestamp='1275344593' post='2318182'] Congrats to all (and especially ego ) You fellas were awesome opponents. I think I like you better as friends, though. Just get Simms to stop leaving his orange peels all over the furniture in the Olympus family room, please. [/quote] Tell you what, we'll take away Simms's orange peels, if you take away Simms.

WickedJ Congrats to everybody else though

[center][img]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l43/Private_Y/RRFlag.gif[/img][/center] Last week, like every month, we had our Trium elections. This time around, I am [s]pleased to announce[/s] sorry to say that VG had decided not to run for re-election to focus on a social life (yeah right). Unfortunately, the [s]CMEA[/s] FOK takeover is succeeding, and local dutchie Ego-Freaky took his place, narrowly beating Arrow and myself. And by narrowly I mean by getting twice as many votes as the next highest person. Bribery and blackmail was probably involved. We are now under military rule as the coup is being completed and the resistance movement is struggling against the dutch forces. I tried to warn everybody but nobody would listen . Aid is needed ASAP. Preferably not from FOK, or in the form of WickedJ. This just in! We finally have an American MoD again! Please welcome JJallen as our new MoD! This is a victory for America! JJ will be succeeding Ego and has very small shoes to fill, so we're sure he can do it. Secondly, since we've got out of war, we've been putting quite a large amount of focus into motivating our Interior department to get to work. In this they have succeeded, and we have surpassed our pre-war levels and are now setting new alliance records! We've re-passed 4 million NS, passed 4.5 mil, and hope to be seeing 5 million in the next month or so. We've re-passed 1k nukes as well, and we're almost at 300 members. Yay for juslen and his Interior nerds! [img]http://imgur.com/nKzcE.png[/img] Next, a cancellation. This is something we did a while ago, however in the midst of the war we forgot to announce it, so apologies about that. R&R has officially left OUT. If we were to stay in we would be holding back the rest of the signatories, and we did not want to be in such a position. Finally, the important part. And by important I mean the only thing that actually matters and the only thing that you should remember from this announcement, is that I was promoted to MoFA. After draining us of our booze, Alco eventually sobered up because there was no alcohol left. At this point, he realized that he was MoFA, and like all good men do in after being drunk, they fix the !@#$ they did while they were drunk. So for Alco, that meant stepping down, and we are sad to see the guy do so. But somehow the Trium found the booze I hid under Oreo's lawn and got drunk, and promoted me to MoFA. I have until they sober up or so, giving me about six months or so Signed, R&R Government Triumvirate DemonSpawn cmf0203 Ego-Freaky (And I thought it was bad when they made him MoD) Defense Department jjallen-Minister of Defense State Department Stealthkill-Minister of Foreign Affairs Interior Department juslen-Minister of Interior

How much would it cost me to get Chels back?

Sad. I should say more, but it's all I can...

Admin, duh.

I smell something awful

Next stop, Hoo!

You have been warned.

What, no references to drowning Bob with their ?

How about, Where Streamlining Goes to Die?

[quote name='Strider' date='08 February 2010 - 03:06 AM' timestamp='1265616367' post='2168471'] [color="blue"]•[/color] {139} [color="red"](-4)[/color] [color="#c0c0c0"][i]We Are Perth Army[/i][/color] : 16.97 --> 15.37 [color="red"](-1.96)[/color] [/quote] Check your math, according to those stats WAPA lost 1.60 not 1.96

When you forget it's not summer. When neutrals hold up tier barriers in the Sanction Race. When the Global Radiation Level becomes sanctioned (seriously, Admin should add in a flag for that thing). When you don't wanna stop fighting it because you don't wanna deal with rebuilding.

Yay us.

I demand the rolling of this man! WF do not disappoint.