THOUGHTS FROM A BRUTAL HEGEMONIST

Too bad he didn't sign his real name..."Charlie Sheen" WINNING!!!

You beat me to it...

Rogues are pretty funny, I would rate this guy a 7 (where Rebbilon rates 10).

Sadly, he's not a rogue. Bah. He should be one

Rogues are pretty funny, I would rate this guy a 7 (where Rebbilon rates 10).

Sadly, he's not a rogue. Bah. He should be one

No, you see, I'm the rogue here.

That sounds familiar. I think it's a copy-paste.

Phoenix Rising might just be the most fail-filled alliance in this mess. Three out of the five "biggest losers" in CN awards for lost NS are PhR nations.

I never thought I'd say this but Phoenix Rising are the worst alliance with the word "Phoenix" in their name.

A man's man.

That should be their recruitment message.

He nails his hot wife.. and girlfriend.

(Together)

Someone should point out to him that his imaginery wife is cheating on him with the same girl that he's cheating on her with.

What the hell are pizza rolls anyway?

Why is he fighting you? I would have thought PhR had their hands full declaring on MK.

Why is he fighting you? I would have thought PhR had their hands full declaring on MK.

Sandwich controversy is MK. My bigger question is why declare on someone and then complain when they nuke you?

Sandwich controversy is MK. My bigger question is why declare on someone and then complain when they nuke you?

Yah, totally read that wrong. XD

Makes it even funnier now

Forget pizza rolls, calzone is where it's at.

Six-figure salary and he has a Jag? What a n00b.

Forget pizza rolls, calzone is where it's at.

Six-figure salary and he has a Jag? What a n00b.

Isn't a pizza roll just a small calzone anyway?

I don't know that there's a response adequate enough to match this childish outburst.

This guy's only hope is to go inactive, delete, re-roll, hide in another alliance and then pray that nobody ever figures out who he is.

How embarrassing.

Anyway, I need to excuse myself. Gotta go give the missus and her girlfriend some lovin' before I take my private plane to Rome, where I'll be picking up my jet-powered Maserati that I intend to transport home by jumping over the North Pole.

Someone should point out to him that his imaginery wife is cheating on him with the same girl that he's cheating on her with.

What the hell are pizza rolls anyway?

I regret to inform you that you haven't lived.

So, I heard there were pizza rolls somewhere around here?

To answer the (implied) question: owned unbelievably hard

Pizza rolls are good, but let's not get too carried away here.

Also, as a person fighting PhR, I have to say they're probably one of the worst alliances I've ever fought. It's as if GGA never disbanded.

GGA 2.0 does not disappoint.