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Pubbie Tears Volume 4: Return of the whine


Sardonic

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It's that time again.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/9/2010 10:34:22 PM

Subject: Congratulations

Message: Sadists like you ruin the game for the rest of us. Go ahead, laugh at me, I'm not going to fight back. There's really no use in it and my odds suck. It's just a game.

*two cruise missiles later*

" Haha, so? You DO realise I don't care right? It's a computer nation, it will slowly rebuild itself. And hell, if it doesn't, I can delete this one and make a new one. "

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/10/2010 5:48:32 PM

Subject: RE: Peace Offer

Message: Sup Bro. You guys costed me so much in damage already that I'd rather get nuked than admit failure to you guys. Pay me $22 for your unprovoked attack on me, for the DAMAGES you inflicted. Yeah, congrats. $22 mil in damages.

Now drink a few more beers, smoke out of your bong and stop bothering me punk.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/13/2010 1:54:26 PM

Subject: WTF

Message: WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME?!?! DID'NT YOU READ MY NATION BIO?!?!?!?!

his bio was "im on vacation please dont attack me"

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/21/2010 3:43:23 PM

Subject: peace

Message: What the Hell is wrong with you! I am in no fitness to be at war with your nation. God it is <removed> like you that make me not want to play this game

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/21/2010 9:41:21 PM

Subject: Peace Offer

Message: A peace offer has been submitted by <removed> for the following reason: I didnt want this war

To: <same pubbie> From: <attacking goon> Date: 6/21/2010 10:01:05 PM

Subject: RE: peace

Message: Denied. You were Aiding Nations at war with us while declaring us your enemy. Requesting diplomacy without a leg to stand on directly results in this current state of diplomacy. The only chance, however slim, you have to end this war is to go to the mercy boards, READ THE RULES, and hope for the best. Until then, I truly hope to keep in close diplomatic contact with you.

http://cngoons.com/Board/index.php?board=94.0

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/21/2010 10:04:52 PM

Subject: RE: peace

Message: Read the rules my <removed>. I can declare you my enemy with out declaring war...and I can aid anyone I <removed> want to. It is <removed> like you that make this game <removed>. I am not attacking you at all in this war....just call it off and I will cease my foreign aid affairs.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/21/2010 10:09:49 PM

Subject: RE: peace

Message: You and your whole organization is <removed>. I'm not begging for mercy I'm just going to let you destroy my nation and keep you in mind for when I AM ready to fully go to war with the Goons....you will be the first to know.

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/24/2010 9:34:31 AM

Subject: hey <removed>

Message: As you can tell, I don't play this game often, cause its pretty <removed> stupid! I hope this computer game makes you happy, since you prolly have a <removed> up life! I'm sure you're a fat <removed> that hasn't seen his <removed> in years, and i'm sure nobody else is wanting to see it either! Did you grow up on welfare? Mom a <removed>? Owning a computer must be a big <removed> step up for you!

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/24/2010 8:37:37 PM

Subject: DUDE!!!

Message: what the hells ur problem man. come on i was in great shape befor u attacked me. CUT IT OUT

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/30/2010 11:55:49 PM

Subject: WAR?!?!?!?!?!

Message: YOU <removed>

IM JUST PLAYING TO GET TO A HIGH LEVEL

PLEASE STOP ATTACKING ME

IM IN A TECH DEAL

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 6/30/2010 11:59:15 PM

Subject: WAR?!?!?!?!?!

Message: PLEASE GO PEACE

OR ILL CANCELL MY ACCOUNT SO YOUR <removed> EITHER WAY

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 7/1/2010 12:40:04 AM

Subject: RE: Battle Report

Message: I JUST <removed> SUBMITED THE PEACE STATEMENT

PLEASE QUIT OR I WILL SEND 10 PEOPLE ON YOU AND CM YOUR ASS

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 7/11/2010 12:37:10 PM

Subject: A Formal Complaint

Message: Dear <removed>,

For Godsakes what else do you want from me? If you wanted technology, boom! you would've gotten it. If you had wanted land, boom! I would have given it to you. What your doing now is just pointless. The equivalent of what your doing is kicking a unarmed homeless man in an alley. So I ask you, Go pick on someone else, maybe someone who, i don't know, has an army? or just attack someone for the reason you attacked me, what was it again? oh yea, FOR NO GOOD FUDGING REASON!

Wishing all the best ( but not really )

<removed>

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 7/20/2010 4:39:38 PM

Subject: RE: Peace

Message: fair enough dude but put it like this my one year celebrations and hidden support is reviving me im comming back to dance my friend you just play the fiddle and i shall dance until u drop

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 7/21/2010 5:26:10 AM

Subject: RE: 8br trade circle

Message: well, your GOONS have successfully destroyed my nation. so, if you want me in on this, tell your damn OONS to stop attacking me and give me back all the stuff they have taken.

i am currently negotiating with an alliance a heck of a lot bigger than yours to start systematically stomping on GOONS. so, i think, we can both do each other a favor here.

let me know what you decide.

To: CEverettKoop From: <removed> Date: 7/27/2010 9:59:55 AM

Subject: really?

Message: Right... So you're a 74 day old nation with stats as high as mine after 134 days. It's pretty obvious you've had significant financial backing from an alliance or friend.

I on the other hand I have gotten my nation this far by actually playing the game, and creating a structured society.

If you wish to fight some sort of brutish and unprovoked war then go find someone who has boosted their way through the game or been given large sums of money like you.

That way you get to play the game your way, and you reap the same rewards; while I get to play the game my way (the correct way, just saying) and don't have to deal with trolls declaring unprovoked war against me.

The war feature is not in this game for people to just go around blowing people up. It is there so that in the event of a dispute which cannot be resolved any other way, nations have the option to test which is the better in a pure military strength test.

Long story short, you can easily do this to someone else. So do.

To: <the pubbie> From: <goon> Date: 7/27/2010 12:05:14 PM

Subject: RE: really?

Message: tl;dr

Subject: why? give me 1 reason for this.

Message: .

My response: Comedy.

Message: I hate to say that your going to hell one day but this is just cruel. You can lauph at that all you want but you obviously are a worthless peice of trash. Have fun getting <removed> from hitler when you die. You show poor character and you know its true,just look at your life. You obviously cant get or are too lazy to get a job and if your not gay(i highly suspect it) there is no way in hell you have a girlfriend. So please do lauph and shrugg off this message, but examine your life. Ive already won this and the more you attack me the more i know everything i have said about you is true. The only place that you will ever be able to be more well off in anything than me is this game (thats just because youve played longer and more) So please enjoy it while it lasts maybe it will take your mind of being ....you

To: <removed> From: <removed> Date: 7/30/2010 3:33:23 AM

Subject: RE: Peace Offer

Message: WHAT THE HELL MAN!? I SAID I WOULD NOT ATTACK YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU DO, YOU ATTACK ME!? WHAT KIND OF PEACE NEGOTIATOR ARE YOU!? I said I will no longer attack you if you do not attack me and it has been a few <removed> DAYS since I have attacked you and negotiated for peace, are you like <removed> 9? COMMON SENSE YOU SON OF A <removed>, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT! I AGREE TO NOT ATTACK YOU and THIS IS WHAT YOU PAY IN RETURN, A BOMB RUN, IF YOU DID THIS IN REAL LIFE, YOU'D BE FIRED OR KILLED ON THE SPOT DEPENDING ON THE COUNTRY YOU SO LIVE IN. I SAY ONCE MORE, DO NOT ATTACK ME, THAT IS FINAL AND WE SHALL FORGET ABOUT THIS GOD FORSAKEN WAR YOU AND YOU'RE BUDDY HAVE WAGED WAR ON FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW. IS THIS CLEAR?

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There must be a specific crowd that this appeals to, and you did recruit Sir William, but for the life of me I just don't see how the bully boy image is a winner. I know you're a winner (at least there is evidence that says as much), so tell me, what am I missing here?

Edit: "All offensive messages were reported to the moderation staff." That was pretty rich though!

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There must be a specific crowd that this appeals to, and you did recruit Sir William, but for the life of me I just don't see how the bully boy image is a winner. I know you're a winner (at least there is evidence that says as much), so tell me, what am I missing here?

Edit: "All offensive messages were reported to the moderation staff." That was pretty rich though!

Maybe you're missing that it's hilarious?

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Maybe you're missing that it's hilarious?

Ya, missing that for sure.

Let's analyze this blog entry for a second; the title excerpt "pubbie tears" to start with. Pubbie appears to be a derogatory term used to describe anyone different, in this particular case different from GOONS (since the GOONS leader started the thread). Tears suggests a symptom of grief, anguish, frustration, anger, or some other emotional experience. Put the two together and you have a description of an entity perceived as different by GOONS upon which GOONS acted to incite emotional grief, anguish, frustration, anger, etc. So really I see a title that says, 'hey, look at how we can influence those that we deem are different than ourselves'.

Look at the evidence that GOONS has provided as proof of their influence, see the tears, the evidence of emotional grief, anguish, frustration, anger, etc that they've provided; what is this message?

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I must say that gloating about 'tears' from people who you generally attack for no reason isn't really very classy.

We're the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism, not the Goon Order of Optimism, Negotiation and Serenity. Your attempts at degrading us are a distant breeze in a windchime.
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Ya, missing that for sure.

Let's analyze this blog entry for a second; the title excerpt "pubbie tears" to start with. Pubbie appears to be a derogatory term used to describe anyone different, in this particular case different from GOONS (since the GOONS leader started the thread). Tears suggests a symptom of grief, anguish, frustration, anger, or some other emotional experience. Put the two together and you have a description of an entity perceived as different by GOONS upon which GOONS acted to incite emotional grief, anguish, frustration, anger, etc. So really I see a title that says, 'hey, look at how we can influence those that we deem are different than ourselves'.

Look at the evidence that GOONS has provided as proof of their influence, see the tears, the evidence of emotional grief, anguish, frustration, anger, etc that they've provided; what is this message?

GOONS are bigots

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Maybe you're missing that it's hilarious?

I just see a bunch of understandable responses from new nations or people who don't have the luxury to log on every day, etc. What's hilarious is that if GOONS really really didn't care about their own infra or really just loved war so much, they wouldn't bother with making any restrictions or treaties and if any group bothered to attack them they would thank them for the fun, re-roll and start over again.

What I do like about this blog is that it shows there are feisty nations out there besides just the people I know.

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I just see a bunch of understandable responses from new nations or people who don't have the luxury to log on every day, etc. What's hilarious is that if GOONS really really didn't care about their own infra or really just loved war so much, they wouldn't bother with making any restrictions or treaties and if any group bothered to attack them they would thank them for the fun, re-roll and start over again.

What I do like about this blog is that it shows there are feisty nations out there besides just the people I know.

Message: As you can tell, I don't play this game often, cause its pretty <removed> stupid! I hope this computer game makes you happy, since you prolly have a <removed> up life! I'm sure you're a fat <removed> that hasn't seen his <removed> in years, and i'm sure nobody else is wanting to see it either! Did you grow up on welfare? Mom a <removed>? Owning a computer must be a big <removed> step up for you!

Perfectly understandable response.

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I'm not sure whether I'm glad my response to the former MoDef of UPN isn't available or not. It required two messages to get the entirety of my nerdrage fully expressed, whereas I vowed jihad, covert alliances, and eternal guerrilla warfare on the raider that dared declare upon my nation unless I received my due reparations. In fact, the first war had already been concluded and I sneak-attacked the raider some days later after I had received a 3 million gift and his attacking slots were full.

These were so-so, not as funny as the last.

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