The Goon Experience

My favorite part is how they're going to set up a dummy alliance as bait and then demand 90m. I want to see how they equate "messed up raid on a planted alliance" to "blatantly aiding nuclear rogues." We've literally only asked for 90m four times, and all four were in relation to Methrage.

Not only that, they ignored the fact that we didn't ask for 90m in the exact situation they're trying to go to war over (we asked for 15m). It's like only the convenient bits and pieces of reality are the only ones that exist.

Roll GOONS.

You guys are hilarious. Please organize a coalition to attack GOONS for our horrible horrible treatment of UPN. You obviously seem like such capable rulers and diplomats who can pull off a major coordinated offensive.

Where do they get the idea CnG would actually support this pile of horribleness? Through ODN? ODN has an OPTIONAL aggression treaty with UPN, and if this bloc declared offensively they wouldn't touch it with a 20-foot pole.

Priceless logs of peggy.

Wow, ODN really did you guys in this coalition a huge favor. You should be thanking them.

Well, this certainly is an all-star lineup of today's greatest thinkers, planners and posters. Have fun with the likes of Peggy Sue and HeroofTime55, Shatt.

merry band of misfits~

Priceless logs of peggy.

Peggy for GOONS Pilot '10

I wasn't invited

I found it amusing, and insulting that CnGs direction was discussed without... you know.. the presence of CnG... Who do these manipulators think they are?

I found it amusing, and insulting that CnGs direction was discussed without... you know.. the presence of CnG... Who do these manipulators think they are?

I found it amusing that people talk to UPN.....

I find it amusing that GOONS goes to such lengths to portray themselves as "victim", when in fact on a nation by nation basis they creative far more victimization than they suffer.

Don't worry Sardonic, the GOONS time will come, soon or later. I don't care it will be later rather than soon, I'm a very patient person.

I found it amusing, and insulting that CnGs direction was discussed without... you know.. the presence of CnG... Who do these manipulators think they are?

Probably the same people who thought Fark et al would fight on the side of NPO in Karma. It's amazing how little grasp of the politics of this game and the leanings of its alliances some people have.

I find it amusing that GOONS goes to such lengths to portray themselves as "victim", when in fact on a nation by nation basis they creative far more victimization than they suffer.

Your reality sounds crazy. It's one where people portray themselves as a victim by making fun of their opponents' pitiful attempts to plot against them. It's also one where it's considered an excellent debate tactic to say "Oh yeah, well GOONS are worse than them so they don't have to be held accountable for their actions." And most perplexing, it's one where "creative" is a verb.

Why do I keep hearing "Methrage" being mentioned whenever a situation with GOONS flares up? Is it some sort of rage that you feel when you're dealing with MK, C&G and/or GOONS? Please enlighten me.

"Odin didst promise bloodshed, and there was much rejoicing. And Odin saw that ale was consumed and soldiers' goodbyes were said, and he saw that it was good."

Book of Æsir, 2:10

"And the drums of war did sound o'er the howling of the Fimbulwolves, and the soldiers went forth to the field of battle. Runes were inscribed on their shields, and Odin did smile upon those who died honorably; they were granted a feast in his hall at Asgard to await their spot in Gimli. Those who hid or felled their enemies without honor were cast straight into Niflhel. And the Æsir saw that it was good."

Book of Ragnarok, 4:10