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The GOONS war machine


Sardonic

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Some interesting statistics

Recently some statistics were pulled that made me extremely proud of our military. At any given moment we are practically at war with the unaligned half of the game. If you search for our wars you'll quickly see that we are doing our fair share of raiding.

Goons to War: 1 : 1.13

For every goon, a war, and then some.

Current wars: 2244

Current GOONS Wars: 367

% of wars that are GOONS: 16.35%

GOONS accounts for 16.35% of all wars going on right now. Hopefully as our numbers increase this number can reach even higher, although as we age our core will be raiding less, so that may depress the number some.

Goons make up 1.28% of population.

We make up a small part of the overall population, but this will increase with time as well.

Given all of the above, it is estimated that your average GOONS member is 1205% more likely to be in a war than your "average" nation. Though we are at a low average NS, this too will change in time, and we will be up there with the rest of them.

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As leader of the GOONS military, these numbers take on a sensuality usually reserved for nippy's private time. Keep up the fantastic work, ladies and gents.

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Nice stats, but don't you worry that such constant warring will take a toll on the overall growth of the alliance?

Generally we're good enough at warring that it really isn't that big of a deal. We're too pro to let wars slow us down. :smug:

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I don't consider tech raids to be wars. To say such would imply that there is some or any difficulty to hitting a weaker nation. If you want a real fight I think you know where to find me. Of course even suggesting such a think hints that you have any fortitude, which both you and I know simply is not true.

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Goons to War: 1 : 1.13

For every goon, a war, and then some.

GOONS is involved in 129 active wars. Unless half of your members have left, that is not a correct statement.

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100% of all Valhalla nations are guaranteed that they will fight as much as they care to and in every meaningful war that happens on Planet Bob.

Thing is, *any* good warrior alliance will guarantee that. Whether it be Valhalla, PC, FAN, Umbrella, or someone else. So I guess you can quote ratios and such if you wish, but it's not particularly a selling point.

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GOONS is involved in 129 active wars. Unless half of your members have left, that is not a correct statement.

War Search Results

Your search for Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism returned 379 results.

That's a little bit more than 129 wars.

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War Search Results

Your search for Goon Order of Oppression Negligence and Sadism returned 379 results.

That's a little bit more than 129 wars.

I literally went through and counted them. Stop being lazy. You are in 129 wars (maybe I made a mistake or two.. I counted fast. I'll give you 135 just to be nice.)

Edit: In case you actually didn't know, that 379 includes wars where peace has been agreed (but the war not deleted by either participant) and wars which have expired. Not just active wars.

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GOONS is involved in 129 active wars. Unless half of your members have left, that is not a correct statement.

I think it's being based on total wars, including expired ones. So I guess you could say that "1.13 wars per member" is a little misleading, but I think the "percentage of total wars" is the more interesting (and accurate) statistic.

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I think it's being based on total wars, including expired ones. So I guess you could say that "1.13 wars per member" is a little misleading, but I think the "percentage of total wars" is the more interesting (and accurate) statistic.

Which could be inaccurate because GOONS as a whole seem to not delete wars that have expired / been peaced out. So we have no way of knowing the true percentage of wars you represent unless you could the total active wars :P

But yeah basically you make up 10-15% of wars in CN at any given time I'd imagine.

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Using the latest War Stats file, here's some more data:

Total active wars: 735

Active wars declared by GOONS: 120

Active wars declared on GOONS: 2

GOONS Members:Active War ratio | 1:0.38

Percentage of total wars 16.60%

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For every goon, a war

That is the line that got this man "elected"

It was on buttons and banners.

Who is this Rebel Virginia fellow? I've never heard of him, and a search revealed nothing of note.

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Okay fine we probably should have specified "war search results", but even still the stats are realistically unchanged, going on what ktarthan posted.

Well it changed in that you don't have a war for every member :P

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