Allied_Threat Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 A Reading from the Holy Book of Goose, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20 In the Time Before Time...in fact, in the Time Before the Time Before Time, there was the Thought. And at the end of the Time Before Time, the Thought became the Idea, and the world was born. But the birth was tumultuous, and wild, and the Idea was forgotten, locked away in the lands and people's of the new world. And lo, though they strived to fulfill the part of the Idea locked deep within them, they fell to strife and corruption and the way was obscured. And there were those who felt the touch of the Idea more strongly, and rebelled against it, and struggled to assert a different idea, in spite of the great Idea. And they obscured the path and kept people's dreams clouded in fear and confusion, that their way might be lost, and the usurpers might prosper and be entertained. But there was one in whom the Idea was made manifest, in whom the Idea and the Flesh were married, and the Goose was born. And the Goose did gather the masses, and teach them how not to fear, and did tell them of the Idea, and the Way. And when others who would defend the fledgling rebellion of the Idea against the Corruption fell under attack, the Goose did send word through his Voice, the Allied Threat, and his Sword, the Captain Impavid, to have his people take up arms. For though through force of arms, swathed in intimidation, was the Idea suppressed, through force of arms anointed in principle and retribution, tempered in restraint, would the Idea be reborn. And so it was that the world found its way, and harmony could finally be pursued. And the Goose knew that while there would yet be obstacles and blunders, never again would the light of hope be completely extinguished from the land, and the Idea would not again be lost. At this time, The Commonwealth enters into a state of war with the Global Democratic Alliance, pursuant to Article III of That GOD-Damned Treaty. An act of war upon one signatory is to be considered an act of war upon the other and will be responded to with all available force, no activation required. /s/ Goose, Head of State to The Commonwealth, Warmonger of GUARD, and Old Man with a Cane Allied_Threat, The Preacher of Goose, Swordmaster, Slayer of Infidels, and Doer of Your Mum. The Captain Impavid, Sword of The Goose, High Priest of the WarFowl, Cybernetic Abomination From the Stars, Guardian of Pinata Culture, Generous Lover SpacingOutMan, The Hand of Goose, Master of Beward, Detroyer of the Deined, Preacher Apprentice of Goose, Chronicler of Big Words da5nake, The Shadow of Goose, Guru of Graphics, Builder of Pylons Lord Brendan, King of the Bank, Bringer of Death, FUN Survivor and Warrior of the Hydra P.S.- This is all Ruben's fault, and we blame him fully for this. /me yawns and goes back to plinking..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Let's roll. :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grandxanth Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 praise allah o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Cato Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 In GOD we trust =P Have fun o/ CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khalai Protoss1 Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Go get 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Black Watch Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Haha this is ftw. Enjoy the fight CSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oda Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 o/nici goddess of tech and boobs.. and those others.. XD <3 CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewelangel Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 o/ CSN Have fun Goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 CSN Destroy the infidels! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Two hours early? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raider Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 o/ CSN Welcome to the war :jihad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Two hours early? We're cool like that. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkenstein Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 o/ CSN Have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 We're cool like that. B) Was thinking something entirely different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Have Fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BacTalan Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Well this will be interesting. See you on the battlefield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 As if GDA wasn't screwed enough already Have fun guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bralor Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Interesting indeed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allied_Threat Posted April 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Was thinking something entirely different... Who honestly wants to stay up on a Friday? *hugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Again CSN you prove you have honour by the bucketload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BastardofGod Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 FOr some reason I've always wanted to fight you gents. Lets have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the riddler Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 Two hours early? [OOC]I think it's probably to avoid not being able to log into CN during update.[/OOC] IC: Welcome to the fight CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 (edited) I love us, and epically worded treaties. o/ Edit: Lol, you used the flag. Hell yes. Edited April 25, 2009 by Xiphosis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 25, 2009 Report Share Posted April 25, 2009 see you all on the other side, I was the first person to post that on these forums by the way, you all stole my flavor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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