Sloth Thoughts

Any factual inaccuracies are unintentional and i will do my best to remove my own biases from my analysis

Did you forget you posted this little ditty when you wrote the analysis?

Perhaps less aid being delivered to the GOONS is a consequence of them requiring less of it? Just something to consider!!

Basically, this thinly-veiled propaganda piece just shows that we were focusing on GOONS on over our smaller nations until now. You didn't really do your homework, Tokyo Rose. No one ever said we were going to stop tech buying entirely, and GOONS are mostly on the offensive now rather than under heavy fire. We've probably coordinated the most aid to goons because we developed a proper system for it. I really want to hear about how NPO is doing well as alliances on their side continue to surrender. The implication that we have people joining to mask our NS losses is pretty funny too. We're not NPO. Looking forward to the next edition of Zero Hour, big guy. PM will become a noose tied around these brave Pacificans and the grip on their necks will continue to tighten.

Let's look at the stats: GOONS offensive wars at 247, 61 defensive. In the first weeks, they were under much heavier fire. But with self-proclaimed analysts like yourself, it's either Umbrella is aiding everything into GOONS, cuaisng itself to stagnate or its cutting GOONS off and NPO is winning consequently. The last part is always there somehow. I guess the stockholm syndrome set in despite them levelling your alliance to around 1m NS and making you into their tech farm.

At the end of the day, NPO is no TOP and they can't damage us to any real degree. NSO was one of the main alliances fighting GOONS and ASU was another fighting them. In total, 5 surrenders. CoJ is doing nothing to them now and neither is 64 digits. Avalon is only attacking us. That brings the count of alliances not really fighting GOONS to 8. TPF's not really in a position to launch further offensives either against them. Legion has been taken out of commission of more or less. We're up to 10 now. It's called the Hopeless Coalition for a reason and I think you're dumb as hell if you think people are "content" in PM. I doubt most of them wanted to be in there the first place. NPO itself is under attack by FAN and NoR and they have free reign more or less.

Anyway, my last count before update was 512 slots in use.(including a ghost) with 51 expiring at update unless you're not counting doubles but there weren't 50 doubles either. Meh, maybe there were, but I doubt it.

but but it's an objective analysis?

didn't you read the opening paragraph

its totally objective trust me guys

I don't think Umbrella ever pushed a billion to GOONS in a single round. From what I have seen it's been consistently in the 600-650m range. MK has made up the other 400-500m or so to tip us over the billion mark.

The thing is, he even knows this since the breakdown was included in his last little report, but he wanted to be coy.

I was nearly chloroformed by this lame propaganda piece. It nearly put me right out for the afternoon.

I am not getting my tech from any of those places either

look at all the umbrella posters

gj op you really got them riled up lol

dont believe the hype

Great blog dude, I think you are truly onto something. Umbrella must be really getting weak and unorganized now. I think an all-out blitz against their top tier to give the coup de grace is in order to truly capitalize on this opportunity. I heard their predecessor alliance disbanded in war too, so maybe they'll disband when they realize they can't win.

'Importation' isn't a word. The word you're searching for is, in fact, 'import'.

Other than that....don't really care.

Successful bait is successful!

o/Sloth

heh, the NPO one is next, take a cold shower

It's called the Hopeless Coalition for a reason and I think you're dumb as hell if you think people are "content" in PM. I doubt most of them wanted to be in there the first place.

I agree with you that it reads like a propaganda piece, and you are probably right about the people in peace mode, but there is still the other side of the coin to consider. Given that they have already paid into this plan for over two months, and the obvious distaste the DH side seems to have for them using it, why NOT continue? It's obvious your side has almost no respect for them, even at a basic level. A few Legion nations came out of peace mode, and almost immediately I saw a DH member mocking them for being stupid and letting themselves be destroyed. Allowing you all to destroy them easily and then point and laugh at them for months afterwards is hardly a cheery prospect.

Well, people will trash talk regardless, but I don't think any less of the Legion for pulling some nations out.

'Importation' isn't a word. The word you're searching for is, in fact, 'import'.

Other than that....don't really care.

Importation, being the act of importing, is a word and is used correctly in the original post.

Does anyone have any factual inaccuracies to point out?

Also if someone would like to give their own analysis I would greatly appreciate it.

Umbrella? Perhaps a long term war plan or something of the sort.