Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [center][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/Europabanner-1.png[/img] [/center][center] [/center][center][size=2][b]Europa Election Results[/b][/size][/center][center][size=2][b] [/b][/size][/center][center][size="3"]Occasionally, we at Europa like to hold elections to pretend we are democratic. Our sole elected position, that of the Grand Ayatollah, was actually a race for once. Anyways, I successfully rigged the elections with my expert use of hanging chads, traffic jams and flatout lying, and have been elected as Grand Ayatollah of Europa. I would like to congratulate my opponent, Lewis Cowper, on a race well run. [/size][/center][center][size="3"] [/size][/center][center][size="3"]And now, for my Baskin Robin's Council:[/size][/center][center][size="3"] [/size][/center][center][size=2][b]Strawberry Ayatollah: [/b][/size][/center][center][size=2]Lewis Cowper[/size][/center][center][size=2][i]Minister of Defense, !@#$%^&-Child of Carrot Top.[/i][/size][/center][center][size=2][i] [/i][/size][/center][center][size=2][b]Vanilla Ayatollah:[/b][/size][/center][center][size=2]Mothman[/size][/center][center][size=2][i]I said you had 'Diabetes', not 'Cry-abetes'.[/i][/size][/center][center][size=2][i] [/i][/size][/center][center][size=2][b]Mint Ayatollah:[/b][/size][/center][center][size=2]Deebo[/size][/center][center][size=2][i]We give him this job so he feels better about himself.[/i][/size][/center][center][size=2][i] [/i][/size][/center][center][size=2]So hail us, I guess. We've got a more important announcement coming shortly, so hold your breath. [/size][/center][center][size=2] [/size][/center][center][size=2]Don't, actually. [/size][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Dawg Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 very glad to see this! o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congrats on elections Europa. I anticipate your upcoming announcement o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give Me Water Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congratz guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Chax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael von Prussia Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) Congratulations to Europa on their elections, and to all those elected! Edited January 16, 2011 by Michael von Prussia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
President Gunn Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congrats o/ Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrHavok Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congrats on the win and Europa is indeed in fine hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-dog Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 (edited) Sweet. Doubly so. Edited January 16, 2011 by O-Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Chax, wtf? I thought I was done putting up with you and then you go and win elections, [i]again[/i]? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Lusitan' timestamp='1295139022' post='2576457'] Chax, wtf? I thought I was done putting up with you and then you go and win elections, [i]again[/i]? [/quote] I exist purely to annoy you, you big teddy bear, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minister of Silly Walks Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 It's funny because we're actually a police state Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1295139128' post='2576458'] I exist purely to annoy you, you big teddy bear, you. [/quote] Oh I know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congrats! and a shoutout to RT (aka Beaver) for bein removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 He was removed like 3 terms ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 My Condolences Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Hailing, I guess, as instructed in the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [font=arial, verdana, tahoma, sans-serif][size=2][quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1295151526' post='2576619'] Hailing, I guess, as instructed in the OP. [/quote] Yes, yes, it's all coming together nicely. [/size][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlimonkey Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 Congratulations on your rigging, my friend. May your opponents never get the better of you (except I like LewisCowper too, so whatever ) o/ Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted January 16, 2011 Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='Kongo Jack' timestamp='1295150320' post='2576587'] He was removed like 3 terms ago [/quote] It's to make him feel better about himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2011 [quote name='GulagArchipelago' timestamp='1295155237' post='2576705'] It's to make him feel better about himself. [/quote] Now we're going to have to insult him more than we've ever insulted anybody before, because you made him feel better. Thanks a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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