JT Jag Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://i53.tinypic.com/2i72v5c.jpg[/img] [size=5][b]38th Parallel Accords[/b][/size][/center] [b][size=4]Preamble[/size][/b] Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. [i]Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. [b]Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.[/b] Repetition can be a powerful thing. It can solidify an idea in your mind, make sure you don't forget something important, and define your perspectives. Nutty North Koreans, with their pervasive (for their size) presence on the open fora and adorable persistence on our private boards, have wriggled themselves into our thoughts, much like a bio-nanotechnological thought control implant placed at the base of our collective neck.[/i] [b][size=4]Articles[/size][/b] [list type=upper-roman][*][b][size=3]Everyone's nutty in their own way[/size][/b] Nutty North Koreans (hereafter referred to as "NNK") and the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism (hereafter referred to as "GOONS") recognize each other's sovereignty. GOONS will provide useful advice to NNK to consider in shaping their policies. [*][b][size=3]Stop pointing those nukes at each other or I'll turn this treaty around RIGHT NOW[/size][/b] NNK and GOONS will not commit any acts of aggression against each other. Any issues that may arise between NNK and GOONS will be taken care of in a cordial, private manner. [*][b][size=3]Don't cross the DMZ[/size][/b] If NNK is attacked by another alliance and GOONS determines that the conflict was not initiated by NNK, GOONS is obligated to use every means at its disposal to cause the attacking alliance to stop, be it military, political or otherwise. [*][b][size=3]The Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division[/size][/b] NNK agree to share with GOONS any information of a military nature that would not violate the trust of another alliance. [*][b][size=3]Equitable division of labor[/size][/b] This treaty may be brought up for review at any time after two months if both parties believe the possibility exists for an upgraded treaty. If this treaty has not been upgraded after a period of six months, it will be up for mandatory review. [*][b][size=3]Cancellation[/size][/b] Either side may dissolve this treaty at any time by giving 72 hours notice. This cancellation period may be waived at the combined discretion of both parties. Violation of any term set forth in the treaty can be used as grounds to cancel the treaty immediately.[/list] [b]Signed for GOONS:[/b] Sardonic, [i]GOONS Pilot[/i] Ktarthan, [i]GOONS Co-Pilot[/i] Beefspari, [i]GOONS Secretariat[/i] SirWilliam, [i]GOONS Strategos[/i] [i]Council Members[/i]: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi, dalstrs, JT Jag Signed for NNK: [b]Head of the Universe[/b] [i]God:[/i] Kim Jong-Il [b]Heads of State[/b] [i]Kim Jong-il's BFF's (Triumvir):[/i] Gorchin [i]Kim Jong-il's BFF's (Triumvir):[/i] Vesta [b]Head of Government[/b] [i]Kim Jong-il's Backup BFF (Regent):[/i] Pikachujc [b]Government[/b] [i]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/i] Teh Squishy [i]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/i] Pimpleman [i]Dear Leader Housekeeper (MoIA):[/i] Oracular Edited December 28, 2010 by JT Jag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 United States has got nothing now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted December 28, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 It's us We're NNK's protectorate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palaceofhate Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpleman Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 o/ GOONS o/ NNK o/ BLACK TEAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeAvenger Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) [img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2071/2377782949_048eb62a2d.jpg[/img] We welcome our communist brothers. Edited December 28, 2010 by OrangeAvenger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 My name's on there! Neat. I hope we'll grow more than we did with our last protectorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 o/ NNK. o/ GOONS. o/ etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liltrekkie Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 It's a rare sight for a GOONS treaty (at least for me) For those who experience it, o/ to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itsuki Koizumi Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 what. NNK stay away from our treaty partners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='Pikachujc' timestamp='1293559931' post='2556309'] My name's on there! Neat. I hope we'll grow more than we did with our last protectorate. [/quote] You'll do nothing BUT grow for the next 4 years! You'll eat and sleep grow! Now drop and give me 50! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1293560060' post='2556313'] You'll do nothing BUT grow for the next 4 years! You'll eat and sleep grow! Now drop and give me 50! [/quote] hard to grow less than the 0 we grew with USN. Edited December 28, 2010 by Minutiae Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Goons would enable North Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightningjim Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='Itsuki Koizumi' timestamp='1293560031' post='2556312'] what. NNK stay away from our treaty partners [/quote] What about DF, huh? :V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeAvenger Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1293560201' post='2556318'] Goons would enable North Korea [/quote] GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1293560201' post='2556318'] Goons would enable North Korea [/quote] Confirming this. North Korea is ok Korea. Or something along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palaceofhate Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 North Korea is best Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='palaceofhate' timestamp='1293560502' post='2556325'] North Korea is best Korea [/quote] this man knows what he is talking about [img]http://files.sharenator.com/north_korea_is_best_korea_RE_10_weirdest_things_about_the_world_cup_so_far-s730x537-70876.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 So a protectorate? I thought NNK had outgrew needing protection. Oh well. Best of luck to both parties and hope this agreement serves you well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'm loving this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minutiae Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 [quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1293561601' post='2556339'] So a protectorate? I thought NNK had outgrew needing protection. Oh well. Best of luck to both parties and hope this agreement serves you well. [/quote] Welcome to the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 (edited) [quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1293560380' post='2556324'] North Korea is ok Korea. Or something along those lines. [/quote] Look at what you've done [quote name='palaceofhate' timestamp='1293560502' post='2556325'] North Korea is best Korea [/quote] [quote name='Minutiae' timestamp='1293560783' post='2556329'] this man knows what he is talking about [img]http://files.sharenator.com/north_korea_is_best_korea_RE_10_weirdest_things_about_the_world_cup_so_far-s730x537-70876.jpg[/img] [/quote] Edited December 28, 2010 by supercoolyellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Can't say this is that surprising. Congrats guys. Also GOONS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 NNK has a pretty amazing flag tbh. o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 NNK has a long sig. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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