Just sit right back in your slotted chair

[Persephone3]

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Just sit right back in your slotted chair
For tales of a drunken trip,
That started from this tropic port,
After I took a... ship.
The Squirrel was a salty sailin' man,
The Subby old and sure,
Five councilors set sail that day,
For happy hour tour,
Happy hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
And soon their lunch was tossed.
If not for the case of ice cold brew,
Farkistan would be lost.
Farkistan would be lost.

The ship aground on the shore of this booby-less desert isle
With Random Jim,
And the Yakster too.
Kahiel and 905,
Chewy Milk,
Ironone and Crocodilly,
Here on Farkistan's Isle.

So this is the tale of our castaways,
There here for a long long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The Squirrel and the Subby too
Will do their very best,
To make others uncomf'terble
In their tropic island nest.
No boobs, no booze, no bacon yet,
Not a single luxury
Like your mom's mating habits
It's primitive as can be.
So join us here next month my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven screwed up governors
Here on Farkistan's Isle!

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Greetings, OWF. How are you today? Good? I don't really care. We just have a quick announcement before we can leave this cesspool and go back to the hermitage.
We've tuned in every day- Same time, same station, and it's always the same thing: Who's loudest, who's irritating, who's got the !@#$%* trigger finger. It seems all we can do is watch from a distance, marooned on an island of sanity wihout a single luxury.
Today, we announce a change.

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As Planet Bob's population dwindles and everything begins circling the drain it so richly deserves, Farkistan is changing with the times. By unanimous vote, Farkistan will become a theme alliance, based wholly on the works of our Supreme Admiral Sherwood Schwartz. Specifically his epic series, "Gilligan's Island." This magnum opus serves as an allegory for us, the castaways of Fark.com, as we try to survive in CN, the forgotten island of the interwebs.
This month's Three-Hour tour will be presided over by the following crew:

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[b]The Skipper: Raving Mainy_Yak[/b]. Old and busted: Submitter. New hotness: Skipper. Hat not required but recommended.
[b]First Mate (Gilligan): Randomly Jim[/b]. Bumbling idiot who causes more problems than he fixes. aka Squirrel.
[b]The Millionnaire: Kahiel[/b]. Required to have a huge warchest and haughty attitude. Speaker of the Council.
[b]The Millionnaire's Wife: 905[/b]. Assistant to the Millionaire. Lack of common sense and surplus of cash.
[b]The Movie Star: Chewy Milk[/b]. Required to post !@#$ or GTFO, even though he's male.
[b]The Professor: Ironone[/b]. Demonstrated ability to build radios out of coconuts, but incapable of fixing a hole in a boat.
[b]Mary Ann: Crocodilly_Ponitfex[/b]. Expendable placeholder with no real power or purpose

[abdur]

Congrats to those erected!

[Ayreonaut]

I'd just like to thank whomever increased Chewy's medication enough for him to offer us what is likely to be a highly entertaining month ahead.

Oh, and congratulations all round. Especially for Tums, who has escaped for a few months.

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[Monster]

Congrats to all and good luck in the Squirrel position, RJ.

[Spaarlaamp]

Congrats Fark, good luck to those elected

Edited November 1, 2010 by Spaarlaamp

[HelloVille]

You can't say !@#$%*? That's a !@#$%* !@#$ !@#$ to !@#$%* the !@#$ !@#$%* !@#$. Seriously.

Edited November 1, 2010 by ParanoiaFark

[RavingMainyYak]

Wait a minute.
Dang it.
The parole board turned down my petition again?
I have to do another term?

We are well and badly doomed for certain.

/At least I have a nice bunch of fellow castaways.

[spleen63]

Sweet!

/this post was made just to inflate my post count
//I don't really mean anything I say.

[SirWilliam]

Crocodilly is hot.

[Darklordtim]

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1288627520' post='2499044']
Crocodilly is hot.
[/quote]

you bet, come find him, uhm her in our channel!

congratulations to those who get elected

[Goldie]

Yakkity Yak, don't talk back.

[BozDaBoz]

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1288627520' post='2499044']
Crocodilly is hot.
[/quote]

Congratulations guys....errr...and you too Croc!

[kriekfreak]

Congrats to FARK and the Raving bulls.

[Captain V]

Croc looks tasty in heels. Heels of doom, of course.

[Daikos]

As per Darklordtim's instructions I am here to mindlessly hail.

I would also like to take a moment to declare my never ending love for Chewy.

[TheyCallMeJeezy]

FARK is doomed now. Good luck.

[Shinfat]

Congratulations to the new faces who were erected this term. As for you veteran members of Gov...insert predictions of doom here.

[ArneS]

Congrats to those elected.

[Uralica]

Croc is teh sex. Congrats on another successful set of erections.

O\ Hali? Fark

[wickedj]

Chewy you said you would never run for government again you liar

This government has no Rontastic therefore it is invalid

[chewy milk]

it was an accident. I tripped and fell into a nomination.




also hi everyone!


also also im sorry in advance

[Prozenz]

64 posts!

[smontag]

congrats Farkers make sure to burn this mother down

o/ fark