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[mrwuss]

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1284269190' post='2450678']
When your authority within GOONS matches the size of your oral orifice, you should feel free to write such checks. Until then, let the adults talk please.
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[Sephiroth]

[quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1284269584' post='2450682']
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Some random noob threatening to nuke ChairmanHal and calling him a random guy? He would probably have more influence in any decision GOONS makes than you ever will, seeing as you have zero and ChairmanHal has those who would go to war for him.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage

[ChairmanHal]

[quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1284269584' post='2450682']
Hey lookit this, some random guy telling a GOON how he is supposed to act within GOONS. I got a tip for you buddy pal chum kid guy; pay us 1B in reps or we are going to nuke you.[/quote]

You have just threatened Valhalla. Are you certain that you want to go there?

[SirWilliam]

Oh he went there.

And he was clearly serious.

[ChairmanHal]

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1284270583' post='2450698']
Oh he went there.

And he was clearly serious.
[/quote]

And he has no nukes and is about 1/10 my NS. You are on the other hand at least are in my range, but not worth a bullet.

[Biazt]

[quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1284270946' post='2450702']
And he has no nukes and is about 1/10 my NS. You are on the other hand at least are in my range, but not worth a bullet.
[/quote]
You have just threatened GOONS. Are you certain that you want to go there?

[SirWilliam]

[quote name='Biazt' timestamp='1284271028' post='2450704']
You have just threatened GOONS. Are you certain that you want to go there?
[/quote]

Fear ChairmanHal and the mighty Valhallan war machine, comrade.

[ChairmanHal]

[quote name='Biazt' timestamp='1284271028' post='2450704']
You have just threatened GOONS. Are you certain that you want to go there?
[/quote]

I did no such thing.

But hey, I know that learning lessons from past mistakes isn't a strong suit of yours...nor is math apparently.

[Biazt]

[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1284271274' post='2450708']
Fear ChairmanHal and the mighty Valhallan war machine, comrade.
[/quote]
Oh no, not the Valhallan war machine! If you'll excuse me I need to pay $90m to Methrage to go rogue on Valhalla

Edited September 12, 2010 by Biazt

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Biazt' timestamp='1284271395' post='2450713']
Oh no, not the Valhallan war machine! If you'll excuse me I need to pay $90m to Methrage to go rogue on Valhalla
[/quote]
You can pay me $90m to not rogue you guys, but I'm not hitting Valhalla regardless of money/tech offers (that stuff doesn't matter to me)

Edit: Also the Valhallan war machine is way more competent than you guys, most alliance could PZI me if they wanted, although you guys still haven't got me bill lock once and I came into this war right after my war with VE (who were also way more competent with warfare than you guys).

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage

[Beefspari]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284271712' post='2450714']
You can pay me $90m to not rogue you guys, but I'm not hitting Valhalla regardless of money/tech offers (that stuff doesn't matter to me)
[/quote]
We wouldn't pay you $9 to not attack us. We may be getting paid for your antics again soon, I see you tricked some people into aiding you again. The honor and reputation you talk about so often sure shines through when you ask for tech deals without telling the people it's an act of war on GOONS to deal with you.

Also, quote of Methrage admitting he's a rogue.

[Biazt]

Not to worry, the tech scamming you've performed should give us a bit more cash to offer soon enough

Edited September 12, 2010 by Biazt

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284272085' post='2450718']
We wouldn't pay you $9 to not attack us. We may be getting paid for your antics again soon, I see you tricked some people into aiding you again. The honor and reputation you talk about so often sure shines through when you ask for tech deals without telling the people it's an act of war on GOONS to deal with you.

Also, quote of Methrage admitting he's a rogue.
[/quote]
I admitted I'm rogue just as much as one of your GOONS admitted you guys are nuking Valhalla unless they pay you $1B in reps. I said you could pay me not to rogue you, meaning I haven't done it yet or its unspecified.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Biazt' timestamp='1284272130' post='2450719']
No to worry, the tech scamming you've performed should give us a bit more cash to offer soon enough
[/quote]
I haven't scammed anyone, although I still recall in our first war when you guys harbored that tech scammer who ripped me off before the war started.

[Beefspari]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284272207' post='2450721']
I admitted I'm rogue just as much as one of your GOONS admitted you guys are nuking Valhalla unless they pay you $1B in reps. I said you could pay me not to rogue you, meaning I haven't done it yet or its unspecified.
[/quote]
So you're extorting us then? Pay 90m or you'll go rogue on us? Sounds good.

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284272301' post='2450723']
I haven't scammed anyone, although I still recall in our first war when you guys harbored that tech scammer who ripped me off before the war started.
[/quote]
Yes you have. In the process of talking to people for sanctions I ended up talking to two people you haven't paid tech to.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Beefspari

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284272345' post='2450725']
Yes you have. In the process of talking to people for sanctions I ended up talking to two people you haven't paid tech to.
[/quote]
Who? I don't see why they wouldn't mention it to me and remind me to send the tech, although I think your lying.

Edit: You would of said who they were if you had any basis to your story, you didn't name them because you would be disproven if you did.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284272345' post='2450725']
So you're extorting us then? Pay 90m or you'll go rogue on us? Sounds good.
[/quote]
I could do a lot of things, since when does saying you could do something have the same meaning as saying you will do something? If you give me $10 to smoke a cigg, I would do it. That doesn't mean I wouldn't smoke a cigg even if you don't give me $10.

Edit: Also if I really do owe anyone tech I've forgotten about, send me a PM and I'll get it send it.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage

[Beefspari]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284272677' post='2450729']
Who? I don't see why they wouldn't mention it to me and remind me to send the tech, although I think your lying.

Edit: You would of said who they were if you had any basis to your story, you didn't name them because you would be disproven if you did.
[/quote]
[quote]<Sargun> You'll need to tell me why you want him sanctioned in this query or send a message via our forums or in-game
<Sargun> just for a record
<Beefspari[GOONS]> Sure. He's rogueing on us, for the second time. We fought him before when he sent aid to people we were fighting. We were paid by TOP to leave him alone and not fight him anymore. Him and the other person in his 2-man AA declared 6 wars on us yesterday without any reason or CB, other than a cited "boredom."
<Beefspari[GOONS]> It's all over the OWF.
<Beefspari[GOONS]> And he's a nuke rogue if you aren't familiar with him.
[b]<Sargun> I'm quite familiar, I never got the tech from a deal I made with him a long time ago[/b]
<Beefspari[GOONS]> Yeah that sounds like him.[/quote]

Your reputation is the one on the line, not mine. I'm not lying, as you can see. You're the one who tech scams people and begs for money without informing people that assisting you is an act of war.

[Haquertal]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284274415' post='2450745']
Your reputation is the one on the line, not mine. I'm not lying, as you can see. You're the one who tech scams people and begs for money without informing people that assisting you is an act of war.
[/quote]

Be prepared for him to ignore your post and then quote mine.

Just trust me on this one.

Also, again, Methrage, never change.

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284274415' post='2450745']
Your reputation is the one on the line, not mine. I'm not lying, as you can see. You're the one who tech scams people and begs for money without informing people that assisting you is an act of war.
[/quote]
I remember sending him tech, although I might of forgot to send the full amount. I see no reason Sargun would lie, so I'm sending him tech now. Also I thought you said two people? And Sargun could of gotten that tech whenever he wanted to ask for it and I would be sanctioned on red if I really did rip him off. (Sargun I consider a friend)

[Beefspari]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284275479' post='2450757']
I remember sending him tech, although I might of forgot to send the full amount. I see no reason Sargun would lie, so I'm sending him tech now. Also I thought you said two people? And Sargun could of gotten that tech whenever he wanted to ask for it and I would be sanctioned on red if I really did rip him off. (Sargun I consider a friend)
[/quote]
I did say two, but I'm under no obligation to fix your mistakes for you.

By the way, you also seem to have tricked someone in POT into doing tech deals with you and the other person in your AA. You knowingly withheld information about it being an act of war because you're willing to take down anyone and everyone with you as long as you get money out of it. You don't care who has to get hurt as long as you profit. I hope you're happy with yourself. There's nothing we could do that would ruin your reputation more than you've done for yourself already.

I would say you're more like GOONS than you realize, but I believe even we aren't that bad.

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284275893' post='2450761']
I did say two, but I'm under no obligation to fix your mistakes for you.

By the way, you also seem to have tricked someone in POT into doing tech deals with you and the other person in your AA. You knowingly withheld information about it being an act of war because you're willing to take down anyone and everyone with you as long as you get money out of it. You don't care who has to get hurt as long as you profit. I hope you're happy with yourself. There's nothing we could do that would ruin your reputation more than you've done for yourself already.

I would say you're more like GOONS than you realize, but I believe even we aren't that bad.
[/quote]
You can still do plenty to continue ruining your own reputation though by systematically pissing off almost every alliance by trying to extort reps from them.

[Bavaricar]

Apparently that tricky Methrage got me to aid him, too. Does this mean I am at war with the goonies now?

Please tell me I am not on the EoG PZI list too?

[Beefspari]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1284276284' post='2450765']
You can still do plenty to continue ruining your own reputation though by systematically pissing off almost every alliance by trying to extort reps from them.
[/quote]
Or you by systematically angering every alliance by lying to their members and tricking them into having to pay reps on behalf of a rogue.

[Sephiroth]

[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1284276547' post='2450769']
Or you by systematically angering every alliance by lying to their members and tricking them into having to pay reps on behalf of a rogue.
[/quote]
I haven't lied to anyone and guess who they would probably be more pissed at? The one selling them tech or the ones trying to force them to pay a huge undeserved sum of money for taking part in a tech deal? If anything they should be happy with me for doing damage to the ones trying to extort money from them.

Edited September 12, 2010 by Methrage