multi Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) [center][img]http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9996/seppo.gif[/img] Good evening gentlemen. No doubt you've been wondering why there's been so little news from [b]SLCB[/b] in recent months. Not a poorly worded and substance lacking announcement to be had. Perhaps you thought that our radio silence could be taken as a sign that we had matured, that we had decided to focus on growth, and improving our image. Well guess what, we're back, and it's time to shatter that illusion. With the re-application of a long lost brother, [b]Natas[/b], [b]SLCB[/b] can confirm that we have risen to never before seen* heights: [b]One million nation strength![/b] Truly, today is a blessed day. But the good news is not over! Nay, our return to seven figures is just the beginning of a resurgent cardboard flotilla. That's right; not only are we [b]BACK[/b], we are thoroughly [b]PISSED OFF[/b]**. And just to prove it, we've got ourselves the most [b]BAD-$@![/b] government we've ever had - eight men of steel, fifteen brass testicles, thirty-two well-haired legs. Bringing the war to your door, the man of the house, [b][size="4"]SPEARO[/size][/b] Watching you closer than the KGB, weighing in at 53 pounds, [b][size="4"]KURTCOBAIN[/size][/b] Subtle propaganda and beautiful imagery, the fruity finn, [b][size="4"]MULTI[/size][/b] Keeping the engine well-oiled, the lackadaisical new englander, [b][size="4"]RNEGAFAN[/size][/b] Confounding the statesmen of the world, baby in tow, [b][size="4"]JINGOIST[/size][/b] And above all, the grand poobahs, the big cheeses, the kingpins of the card game, [b][size="4"]FAUST[/size][/b], [b][size="4"]PORKSABER[/size][/b] and [b][size="4"]E. SCHRODINGER[/size][/b]! Be prepared. [size="1"]* Not true * Somewhat true[/size] Yours truly, [b]MULTI[/b] & [b]FAUST[/b] the beautiful 24-feet (7.30m) yachtsmen for charters of any duration [/center] Edited April 5, 2010 by multi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eugene H Krabs Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 (edited) o> this thread needs more [img]http://milehighrev.typepad.com/mile_high_rev/Cardboard_20box_small.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.clker.com/cliparts/2/e/9/5/12362693902069710384pixabella_Two_Pink_Hearts_Together.svg.thumb.png[/img] Edited April 5, 2010 by Eugene H Krabs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 is it rude to hail yourself? i mean i know smelling yourself seems to be some sort of social transgression. well, i say transgression cuz it's not like you really know you're doing it. people don't really premeditate that sort of thing do they? THEY DO? well, these are crazy times indeed. i'm happy, i hope you're happy. go us, etc.... o/ SLCB continued professionalism, tbh. ONWARD COMRADES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeTheFirst Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 This announcement makes me scared. You will probably beat me up if I don't hail this, so let's go: o/ SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Hei Hei Heippa! Hei Hei Heippa! Hei Hei Heippa! this thread rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gofastleft Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 o/ SLCB Figured I had better hail this, I am too old to get beat up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkEra97 Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Congratulations guys, onward to 2 million! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 SLCB's announcements always make me laugh. So here's a hail. o/ SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 I love to be beaten up. I won't hail this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Love the titles, congratulations on elections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spearo Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 o/ and such, also im gov we are !@#$ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 Fear SLCB. We have Spearo in charge of the missile silos now. He might not have good aim, but IMO that is much scarier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane0 Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 [quote name='supercoolyellow' date='05 April 2010 - 03:14 PM' timestamp='1270498431' post='2249474'] Love the titles, congratulations on elections. [/quote] We had elections for this? I had no idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 Among the best in the game. Keep on keepin' on, boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erwin Schrodinger Posted April 7, 2010 Report Share Posted April 7, 2010 [quote name='dane0' date='06 April 2010 - 06:31 PM' timestamp='1270593095' post='2250803'] We had elections for this? I had no idea. [/quote] Yes. Three young men with long fake beards and pimp hats (with feather) sit in a room to discuss the government every so often. One person proposes a set of people for government, and the other two agree. That's the election. Very in depth, very serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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