Supreme Clientele Declaration of War.

[Thomas Jackson]

Opportunism at it's finest. Poor, poor show, whoever you guys are.

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Thomas Jackson' date='13 February 2010 - 06:49 AM' timestamp='1266043760' post='2178855']
Opportunism at it's finest. Poor, poor show, whoever you guys are.
[/quote]

Is it not opportunistic for those who claim to be socialists/communists to grow fat while others are meant to toil and work and suffer for them? Are they not bourgeois capitalists for sitting on their mountains of cash, all the while claiming it to be a "warchest" while others around the globe must go without?

The amount I have asked for them to pay, to re-distribute to those true proletariat workers around the globe is a paltry sum to those who would foolishly claim to be socialist or communist for their own benefit. Those who follow these men and women have been duped by their words, and by their own individual ideals to live in an egalitarian society. The re-distribution of wealth, this paltry sum, is but a mere grain of sand being removed from a vast desert.

To those communist and socialist alliances, those who hold true to their beliefs, let it be known that you have nothing to fear. To those that wish to exploit the ideals set forth by greater men than you, let it be known that I am watching, and I will come for you.

[Hiro Nakara]

I'm exploiting everyone! Please come get me greenacres. No really, please say your in my NS and can hit me.

[AnCapistan]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='12 February 2010 - 12:28 PM' timestamp='1266006512' post='2178019']
I'm down with that. You can hit me up with the details at your leisure, but I would be down for that.
[/quote]

And another warrior joins the crusade...

[The Mongol-Swedes]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='12 February 2010 - 10:27 AM' timestamp='1265988467' post='2177624']
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[size="7"]Supreme Clientele Official Declaration[/size][/center]



In my time on planet bob, and flying high above planet bob in my dope spaceship, I have witnessed many hypocrisies, but there is one hypocrisy that I cannot stand any longer.

Supreme Clientele hereby declares war upon the Socialist Workers Front for failing to live up to their communist/socialist ideals, and instead being nothing more than bourgeois nation leaders intent on keeping the proletariat down, while refusing to share the wealth within their nations with the other working men and women of planet bob.

Supreme Clientele will only accept surrender from the Socialist Workers Front if they agree to send 15m in aid to newer, less established nations across the globe in an effort to show solidarity with their proletariat brothers. Refusing to do so will only prolong the destruction of your nations, and send a message to the rest of the planet that you are merely bourgeois thugs masquerading as the hard working, socialist men and women you claim to be.

Signed.

Astronaut Jones - King of all Kings, He-man, master of the universe.

AMENDMENT: It has been brought to my attention that the Socialist Workers Front has disbanded, and while that means victory is assured, they are not the only socialist/communist alliances out there that are guilty of keeping their supposed "proletariat brothers" down. To the bourgeois thugs of the Union of Communist Republics, I declare war on you for the very reasons outlined above. Peace terms are exactly the same.
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Try taking on a socialist alliance with guns, comrades, and an unspoken policy of no surrender. No? I didn't think so. You're a pathetic vulture that's just looking for trouble, jones.[/center]

[SirWilliam]

[quote name='Thomas Jackson' date='13 February 2010 - 01:49 AM' timestamp='1266043760' post='2178855']
Opportunism at it's finest. Poor, poor show, whoever you guys are.
[/quote]

There are no guys. It's just astronaut jones. That being the case, meh.

[Mighty Morpheus]

This is either an excuse for a tech raid or a war against boredom.

No reason why we should redistribute wealth to those who could possibly use it for purposes counter to our ideals. If others want a piece of the pie, they can join a socialist alliance and sign up for an aid program.

[AngolaThree]

Way to go Will Smith.

SWF still has an official protection order with the International. Enjoy the ZI.

[quote]With a heavy heart we took the news of the sudden disbanding of the Socialist Workers Front. Responding to this we'd like to announce that [b]we will not accept any "free for all" attacks on SWF[/b]. Therefore the International would like to join our friends and comrades in LSF in[b] protecting all those still flying the SWF AA for the remainder of the month.[/b] This gives former SWF members enough time to find a new home on planet Bob.

Signed,

The Congress of the International
[/quote]

So your sorry excuse for an alliance with your sorry excuse for a war will be an awesome excuse for a nuclear bonfire. Ole!

Edited February 15, 2010 by AngolaThree

[Chief Savage Man]

Are you emulating RV or did you concoct this silly plan all by yourself?

[Ashoka the Great]

As exit strategies go, I suppose this is at least semi-entertaining.

[OOC]Good grief, I haven't seen a pair of Wallabees in thirty-five years. Just as hideous as I remember.[/OOC]

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='The Mongol-Swedes' date='15 February 2010 - 04:37 AM' timestamp='1266208674' post='2182190']
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Try taking on a socialist alliance with guns, comrades, and an unspoken policy of no surrender. No? I didn't think so. You're a pathetic vulture that's just looking for trouble, jones.[/center]
[/quote]

Is that what I am? Is that what I'm doing? Really now? News to me. Your alliance is bourgeois scum, do not think I am avoiding you, because I did not know who you were, and as I have previously stated, SWF was the only socialist/communist alliance I could think of off the top of my head. Shows just how relevant you are.

[quote name='AngolaThree' date='15 February 2010 - 09:20 AM' timestamp='1266225639' post='2182648']
Way to go Will Smith.

SWF still has an official protection order with the International. Enjoy the ZI.



So your sorry excuse for an alliance with your sorry excuse for a war will be an awesome excuse for a nuclear bonfire. Ole!
[/quote]

considering that I am currently sitting at 8k NS with 10 nuclear weapons, you are correct. You are, however, wrong in your assumption that it is I who will be in the nuclear bonfire, as I have purposely shed infrastructure, land, and technology to attain my current strength.

[quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='15 February 2010 - 02:58 PM' timestamp='1266245894' post='2182964']
As exit strategies go, I suppose this is at least semi-entertaining.

[OOC]Good grief, I haven't seen a pair of Wallabees in thirty-five years. Just as hideous as I remember.[/OOC]
[/quote]

Astronaut Jones is not going anywhere. My spaceship may be on it's last journey, but I will soon be taking my civilian form, in the meantime, I am seeking to expose the hypocrisy that is the communist/socialist alliances of PB. They are no more communist/socialist than I am a diplomat.

[edit:] [OOC] And as ugly as wallabees are, they're surprisingly comfortable. Not worth the price, but surprisingly comfortable [/OOC]

Edited February 15, 2010 by astronaut jones

[Ashoka the Great]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='15 February 2010 - 10:12 AM' timestamp='1266246725' post='2182980']
Astronaut Jones is not going anywhere.[/quote]

Good to know.

[edit:] [OOC] And as ugly as wallabees are, they're surprisingly comfortable. Not worth the price, but surprisingly comfortable [/OOC]
[/quote]

Possession of or trafficking in Wallabees is now a capital offense in Andhra.

[OOC]I always thought they looked like they should come with a free helmet.[/OOC]

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Ashoka the Great' date='15 February 2010 - 03:41 PM' timestamp='1266248498' post='2183011']
Good to know.

[OOC]I always thought they looked like they should come with a free helmet.[/OOC]
[/quote]

I laughed at that . That was really funny.

But Astronaut Jones, first name Greenacres, is merely the name I took upon entering into the Planet Bob military services. I worked hard, and was promoted from soldier, to Astronaut of my very own dope spaceship, but my time and my mission are soon coming to an end. I have paid my debts to the military services of Planet Bob, and I will soon be back to civilian life.

[The Mongol-Swedes]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='15 February 2010 - 10:12 AM' timestamp='1266246725' post='2182980']
Is that what I am? Is that what I'm doing? Really now? News to me. Your alliance is bourgeois scum, do not think I am avoiding you, because I did not know who you were, and as I have previously stated, SWF was the only socialist/communist alliance I could think of off the top of my head. Shows just how relevant you are.[/quote]

Glad to have you as the Guardian of the Proletarian Revolution. Have you grown a mighty mustache or would you like to pick one from our fine selection?

[img]http://teaforbini.typepad.com/tea_for_bini/images/2008/05/06/moustache5.jpg[/img]

[Werner von Hermann]

[quote][quote name='Believland' date='12 February 2010 - 12:44 PM' timestamp='1266007496' post='2178067']
o/ AJ

I suspect you'll be going after CPCN next? :v
[/quote]
[quote name='astronaut jones' date='12 February 2010 - 12:57 PM' timestamp='1266008245' post='2178091']
Perhaps. To be quite honest, the only socialist/communist alliance I could think of off the top of my head was SWF, hence the declaration against them. Now that I am aware of many other communist/socialist alliances that are nothing more than bourgeois capitalist pigs, I will be going after them in an effort to get them to redistribute their wealth. The amount I have asked for them to redistribute is small, and I made not restrictions on who it goes to, so long as they are less fortunate, hard working nations that are in need of a boost.

The sum is paltry, when I know there are nations amongst them that are sitting on mountains of cash, while they masquerade around as working men and women, growing fat while others around them suffer.

The hypocrisy must end.
[/quote][/quote]
He was making fun [b]of[/b] you, not with you, and so is everyone else. Enjoy what spoils of war you gain now, for you are a traitor to the movement and will be [s]purged[/s] removed from the game.


[quote]considering that I am currently sitting at 8k NS with 10 nuclear weapons, you are correct. You are, however, wrong in your assumption that it is I who will be in the nuclear bonfire, as I have purposely shed infrastructure, land, and technology to attain my current strength.[/quote]
Wow, I thought you were a victim of war and got knocked down in glory, but the truth is that you are a frightful coward.

Edited February 17, 2010 by Werner von Hermann

[Marcos]

ohhh lawdy look what we haves here

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Werner von Hermann' date='17 February 2010 - 12:00 AM' timestamp='1266364837' post='2186483']
Wow, I thought you were a victim of war and got knocked down in glory, but the truth is that you are a frightful coward.
[/quote]

Yes, cowards often declare wars against entire alliances, leaving themselves severely outnumbered. You sure got me there.

[Comrade Mao]

Nice trolling. Enjoy your ZI.

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Comrade Mao' date='19 February 2010 - 06:36 AM' timestamp='1266561413' post='2191716']
Nice trolling. Enjoy your ZI.
[/quote]

Permanent ZI? Because I can take myself to ZI if I wanted to, it would certainly save me money in potential losses. So, are you talking permanent ZI?

[Comrade Craig]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='19 February 2010 - 06:06 AM' timestamp='1266588416' post='2191972']
Permanent ZI? Because I can take myself to ZI if I wanted to, it would certainly save me money in potential losses. So, are you talking permanent ZI?
[/quote]

You are a global terrorist and an enemy of the proletariat. While we do not believe in the concept of "permanent ZI," we will pursue you to the ends of Planet Bob. Should it be discovered that any nation is harboring you, we reserve the right to take any action, up to and including the military option.

-Craig

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Comrade Craig' date='19 February 2010 - 07:18 PM' timestamp='1266607098' post='2192305']
You are a global terrorist and an enemy of the proletariat. While we do not believe in the concept of "permanent ZI," we will pursue you to the ends of Planet Bob. Should it be discovered that any nation is harboring you, we reserve the right to take any action, up to and including the military option.

-Craig
[/quote]

So you are indeed going to ZI me permanently. Good to know!

I will still accept your surrender with the terms provided to you. You know what they are, and you know they are indeed very good terms. Further delay in surrender means further destruction, and as I am not asking for any aid for myself or for people I know, and in fact have left it up to you to decide who gets the aid, you can not claim that my motives are not true, nor can you claim I am a global terrorist, mr. Nottingham.

[Captain Oliver]

You go, girl

[Comrade Craig]

[quote name='astronaut jones' date='19 February 2010 - 01:32 PM' timestamp='1266615135' post='2192446']
So you are indeed going to ZI me permanently. Good to know!

I will still accept your surrender with the terms provided to you. You know what they are, and you know they are indeed very good terms. Further delay in surrender means further destruction, and as I am not asking for any aid for myself or for people I know, and in fact have left it up to you to decide who gets the aid, you can not claim that my motives are not true, nor can you claim I am a global terrorist, mr. Nottingham.
[/quote]

We have no intent to pursue perma-ZI, as I previously expressed. Our only intent is that you are sufficiently punished. We don't hold grudges; we simply believe that a terrorist such as yourself cannot be allowed to commit his crimes with impunity. To that end, we reserve our sovereign right to exact punishment on our own terms.



-Craig

[astronaut jones]

[quote name='Comrade Craig' date='20 February 2010 - 01:57 AM' timestamp='1266631059' post='2192774']
We have no intent to pursue perma-ZI, as I previously expressed. Our only intent is that you are sufficiently punished. We don't hold grudges; we simply believe that a terrorist such as yourself cannot be allowed to commit his crimes with impunity. To that end, we reserve our sovereign right to exact punishment on our own terms.



-Craig
[/quote]

In other words, you will permanently ZI me, as you have stated you will attack me if other people are found to be harbouring me.

I wish you luck in your crusade, as my civilian form is quite stunning. Tremendous even. When my military service comes to an end in, oh, a couple of weeks, I will quietly slip back into civilian life here on planet bob. If you are going to come for me then, then you are seeking to have me permanently ZI'd, and that is something you cannot deny.

[AnCapistan]

[quote name='Comrade Craig' date='19 February 2010 - 11:18 AM' timestamp='1266607098' post='2192305']
You are a global terrorist.
[/quote]

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.