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Imperial Carpe Diem Decree


Pyroman

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Brown team is awesome. Nuff said. With the intentions of celebrating this awesomeness, we have prepared the following:

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How to Properly Seize a Big Brown Spanish Cat Accords

Treaty between Carpe Diem (CD) and The Global Alliance and Treaty Organization (GATO)

Article I: Intro, because Cats are usually lazy, not the day seizing type

It is generally known that big brown cats are lazy in nature. The reason for this is obvious; they are so smart that they find all things drab and uninteresting. However, in this world exists a way to seize the day in between cat naps and coughing up hair balls.

Article II: Dogs are bad, mm’kay?

Both alliances agree that while dogs are clearly superior to cats (brown Spanish cats are superior to both though), in the event that a dog threatens either alliance, the option for the other to support the attacked with military, financial or any other means becomes optional and highly encouraged. CD and GATO are friends, and as such should look out for each other when dogs come barking up the wrong tree.

Article III: Intelligently sharing Intelligence

Both alliances are intelligent, but neither alliance is a know-it-all (even though sometimes cats act like they do… the jerks). In the event that one alliance knows something that the other alliance does not know, that knowledge should be shared. Knowledge is power and power is why GATO and CD are so sexy.

Article IV: Playing nice

GATO agrees that no matter how hard CD pulls GATO’s tail, instead of immediately turning around and scratching CD, they will try to solve the issue diplomatically. Conversely, if CD is accidentally scratched or in some way maimed by GATO’s cattiness, CD will approach GATO as a friend to talk about it.

Article V: The Litter box

This treaty can be sent to the litter box; that is to say, it can be cancelled. Once in the litter box, this treaties effect will linger and will be officially be gone as soon as the litter box is emptied at the end of 24 hours.

Signatures:

FOR GATO:

Magicninja, Assembly Chairman

President Kent, Minister of Foreign Affairs

27th Congress of GATO

FOR CD:

Kirsten, Sovereign

Pyroman, deputy sovereign Oracle

brother in arms, Cheif DiplDESU DESU

Bionic Redhead, HERO OF THE IMPERI ... wait, no, that was someone else

tl;dr - I expect lots of hails.

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