Tequila Mockingbird Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I come to you, fellow leaders with a plea for help. The small island nation of Blythewood* has been rocked by a series of earthquakes*, our northern villages have been completely cut off and our hospitals have been all but destroyed. With no way of getting aid and supplies to these areas we call on the very humanity that binds us all, please help us with any monetary aid you can find in your hearts to give us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'll one up and give you my nation's heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'll one up and give you my nation's heart. But the very next day Tequila will give it away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson895 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Would it be immoral to invade a nation that just got hit by an earthquake and steal everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcades057 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Would it be immoral to invade a nation that just got hit by an earthquake and steal everything? As long as you avoid the machete-wielding goons and can traverse around the stacks of corpses blocking the roads it'll buff out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 *King Mockingbird writes a letter to Drai* We need all the food we can get. --- End Transmission --- *King Mockingbird safely tucks the note into the doves pouch and gives it a gentle slap on the bum whispering, "fly my beautiful, fly!"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Beta Site offers you 300 doves. Would you like them delivered posthaste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 *Out of nowhere Drai sees a Dove swooping down ever so gracefully* We need all the food we can get. *Drai stabs the dove, sticks a fork and knife in it, then ships it to Blythewood via Kanto Airlines* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 *Out of nowhere Drai sees a Dove swooping down ever so gracefully**Drai stabs the dove, sticks a fork and knife in it, then ships it to Blythewood via Kanto Airlines* Good sir, that was my prize flying dove Sir Gulford I *King Mockingbird gobbles up the meal whilst no one is looking* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Good sir, that was my prize flying dove Sir Gulford I *King Mockingbird gobbles up the meal whilst no one is looking* I saw nothing. Best wishes sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 The nation of The Office will be send paper supplies to those in need posthaste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 The nation of The Office will be send paper supplies to those in need posthaste. I wonder if that word is italicized for a reason. Also, we'll be sure to send as many packets of Easy Mac as possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Hows my credit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tequila Mockingbird Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 (edited) Hows my credit? Sorry we don't take Diners Club*. *National charge card of wickedj™ Edited January 21, 2010 by Tequila Mockingbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 28, 2010 Report Share Posted January 28, 2010 We will send legos ASAP! Excpect 2,000,000 worth of legos to come. Dear earthyquakey's!!!We are craving human meat. Please send. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
presidentmichael Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 RoS will send $3million in aid and 30tec. with 1,200 peace keeping troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingoist Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 I'll give you one free membership in SLCB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted March 20, 2010 Report Share Posted March 20, 2010 "We would like to purchase 200,000 tons of rubble and other assorted post-earthquake detritus for 30 cents per ton" - Beautification Committee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veracity Posted March 27, 2010 Report Share Posted March 27, 2010 The NFO might buy some of tech if you can find it under all that rubble. Just get ahold of their emporer, whoever that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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