Jacques Cousteau Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Dear Leader's Booty Ahoy tharrr!Sometimes, we buccaneers sail into a port an' end up meetin' some land lubbers that we jus' can’t get enough o'. On one particular rum run, we ran into a group o' th' darndest individuals. The'r glorious leader’s shinin' face an' glimmerin' eyes warmed th' hearts o' all arrr crews. We ‘ave decided t' keep ‘em. We’ll be callin’ Adjective Ethnicity(currently goin’ by the name o’ Nutty North Koreans) “Adet” fer the purposes o’ this here treaty. Article I: Ye best be pointin’ those guns elsewhere. We will not be firing on one another. Just to let you know. Article II: Rum. We will be making one hell of a concerted effort to steal Adet’s aid slots. Article III: What the $%&@ are you looking at? If anyone touches a single hair on Adet’s head, we will blow you to smithereens. Adet may come to our aid if ever they feel so inclined. Article IV: No means no. Adet will not be signing any military treaties or entering into an alliance war without an okay from us. Article V: Worst case scenario. In the case that either of us decides to end this agreement, we will notify the other party and a 48 hour period will be sustained before this treaty becomes null and void. Signed, For FoB: Shinpah, Pirate King Sagha, Pirate King Jacko, Princess of FoB For Adet: Signed for Nutty North Koreans, Kim Jong-Il, Dear and Eternal Leader Kaiser Gutenhagen, Justin Bieber's #1 Fan Gorchin, Kim Jong-Il's Comfort Lady Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson Ritaantilla, Xena: Warrior Princess spacemarine 176, Silent but Deadly If ye be too lazy t’ read tha’ little chunk o’ text… Don’ even be thinkin’ o’ lookin’ at Adjective Ethnicity th’ wrong way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Hail Dear Leader and his glorious vision! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Goby Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Dear Leader is best leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinpah Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 thi' anno'ment is th' greates' 'hing I've e'er seen with my 'es Jack' Here's to a successful alliance tech growing program protectorate thinga ma jigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Congrats team. You have a wonderful protector- I hope you do well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Not really sure about why you would sign with them, but I hope this is a sign that he will not be causing drama anytime soon. Keep them under control, FoB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trace Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I thought we taught you better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HurricaneLOL Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 oh lawd. NNK <3 o/ FoB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choader Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Not really sure about why you would sign with them, but I hope this is a sign that he will not be causing drama anytime soon.Keep them under control, FoB. Adet will not be signing any military treaties or enteringinto an alliance war without an okay from us. We'll be keeping our good eye open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 I thought we taught you better You really didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 With FoB announcing their protection of Adet I'd like to reannounce our protection of the former. Go us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 (edited) congrats FoB Edited January 19, 2010 by Omniscient1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 We'll be keeping our good eye open. Thank you Choader, it is all I can ask from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinpah Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 With FoB announcing their protection of Adet I'd like to reannounce our protection of the former. Go us. That was cancelled months ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpcurley Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 This is an outrage! NNK is a corrupt oppressive regime! I hope the Buccaneers bring bacon to NNK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 That was cancelled months ago Hence why I'm taking the opportunity to reannounce it. Such an opportune time to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Gutenhagen Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 FoB, this really was a stupid move. I mean, really? NNK? Well, good luck I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 um.... okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kulomascovia Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Does this mean you guys will DoW on BACoN now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Nice to see an awsome alliance like FoB toghether with the funny NNK good luck and prosperity to both parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Heh, very good. Congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilselu1 Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 FoB Sharing it's booty with Adet. Got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Thanks for the congratulations folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulak Hord Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Kaiser Gutenhagen, Justin Bieber's #1 Fan - TRAITOR! Until NNK allows bacon into their nation, the Fob - Sparta treaty is hereby void. Shame on you FoB, shame on you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Cousteau Posted January 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 Kaiser Gutenhagen, Justin Bieber's #1 Fan - TRAITOR!Until NNK allows bacon into their nation, the Fob - Sparta treaty is hereby void. Shame on you FoB, shame on you... So be it, Sparta. We now know where our true friends are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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