UberSpion Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Open Source Alliance Announcement Brought to you by: UberSpion Welcome Cybergins, I feel that Comic Sans MS isn't used enough in these forums so I must go about taking advantage of this font like it was a fine wine. I might even use clipart... HOLD ON TO YOUR PIXELS! I come to you with a little update from OSA, specifically from UberSpion's eyes. I've been absent recently from the circles of politikin, but have been brought back to the game from the recent lulz that is this last "war." I must say, well played. I mean you guys took playing a game that takes five minutes tops, to a whole new level... by not really playing the "actual" game at all. Not enough pixels were sacrificed to call this a war, and to declare war and not lose a single pixel just makes me sad. I think when me and Drai nuked each other, we lost more pixels then some sanctioned alliances lost this entire war. Well done! 4srs, good job. Currently, OSA's nation building program is masterfully executed by our MoET (Nolíshiwan, agent509). Our nuclear capability is impressive with nearly half of our close group being capable. Externally 2009 showed us exactly what we were expecting. Near Nothing. Our bonds with Ronin keep growing stronger, this friendship based relationship is exposing many new revelations to us. Accordingly, we will continue to only form bonds with Alliances that we are willing to burn for, unlike what we have been seeing lately from other alliances. I know mhawk has butchered the real meaning of "honorable" but I must say that our allies are top notch, and with this recent activity, OSA and I felt secured and surrounded by good folk. Friends were at our shoulders, side by side, ready to march if the call came. I cannot say enough about our Ministry of Defense (Teh Pimp and Chronopolice), keeping those nations not following the boring mundane stalemate that ended like a sequel movie (exciting at first, but then the same lame one liners, and not enough new material) and updated everyone accordingly. Orders were dispatched swiftly with a slight premature "burst" from Hisk of Ronin, who due to an exorbitant amount of boring politics decided to unleash his load of pent up frustrations all over our Senior Envoy Victius. This mess was contained thankfully and the loss of pixels were much like this war. Near none. As you can see from Exhibit A. Exhibit B shows our steady growth and awesome pixels. If anyone would like to contribute to the burning of our pixels or would like to congratulate us on getting closer to sanction, please contact OSA at www.theopensourcealliance.com I appreciate your attention and I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays and didn't make a new years resolution for more pixels... Hopefully those kids looking for their hood find it soon, because this is getting ridiculous, no one in the e-getto have an e-iphone? Maybe a bedazzled sidekick or something? Yours Truly, UberSpion of the Open Source Alliance Edited January 5, 2010 by UberSpion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supercoolyellow Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 lol, I love the commentary on your alliance charts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The AUT Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) I know mhawk has butchered the real meaning of "honorable" but I must say that our allies are top notch, and with this recent activity, OSA and I felt secured and surrounded by good folk. Friends were at our shoulders, side by side, ready to march if the call came. Edit: Ignorant statement on my part, forgot they helped TPF with reps. Good luck and congrats OSA. Glad you're finally settling down too, Uber. Edited January 4, 2010 by The AUT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libera Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 This was simply amazing. o/ OSA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberSpion Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Good to see you grateful for the general protectorate TPF gave you when you began, OSA. I'm grateful, because I created OSA and all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemhauser Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Hi there Uber, good to see you're still around. FYI, your alliance link doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberSpion Posted January 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Hi there Uber, good to see you're still around. FYI, your alliance link doesn't work. Yo Nemhauser! Long time no see! fixed, thanks for pointing that out, forgot "the" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netjr Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 o/ OSA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackSkellington Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) Your fraternization with the alliance referred to as Ronin is quite disgusting and therefore I believe OSA, along with Ronin, should be dead and stay dead. Edit: Also...I miss you Uber. Edited January 4, 2010 by JackSkellington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fort Pitt Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 (edited) What happened to the new flag? Nice stats guys. o/ OSA Edited January 4, 2010 by Fort Pitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Better than most of your posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix von Agnu Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 It really is wonderful to see OSA prospering. Keep on being amazing guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroknia Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 Without you on irc, I don't believe you exist. P.S. OSA smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empirica Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 A very nice read Congrats friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 yay us! ~ is that right??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy P Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 lol, can this be considered official? I think not but it's funny xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolissar Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 My Name is Nolissar, President of the OSA, and I approve this message and or clam bake. Uber however, in his haste, forgot to use the new and improved flag*: Thanks JB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cs1177 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 ROAR OSA has been eating our spinach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Pimp Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 o/ Uber Come nuke us Ronin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mteague93 Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 o7 osa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outremer Posted January 4, 2010 Report Share Posted January 4, 2010 May I please have the blue slice of pie? Also, thank you to all our allies, friends and admirers from a far for their on going support, even of our pseudo alliance announcements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UberSpion Posted January 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 (edited) Your fraternization with the alliance referred to as Ronin is quite disgusting and therefore I believe OSA, along with Ronin, should be dead and stay dead.Edit: Also...I miss you Uber. Jack! How dare you replace my avatar-o-awesome! Without you on irc, I don't believe you exist.P.S. OSA smells. get out sir before I declare war, then go into peace mode, and then give you white peace even thought there was already peace and no real war. A very nice read Congrats friends. Many a great things to come between Genesis and OSA, I look forward to it! switched flags to the new awesome one Edited January 5, 2010 by UberSpion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kroknia Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 o/ UberCome nuke us Ronin As long as I can nuke Uber, we're on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netjr Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 As long as I can nuke Uber, we're on Uber is off limits! Only AirMe can touch him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted January 5, 2010 Report Share Posted January 5, 2010 I'd join ya if I didn't like TOOL so much. Congrats on your sustained growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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