Sir Keshav IV Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 *Private* 1 Tupolev left on the routine air space maintenance over Douala Air Force Base. Just that this time it was loaded and headed towards Mandalore before turning back towards the base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Michuraza does not like how Furon and its allies are treating Mandalore we hope that the other members of AUP see's this as an act of aggression done by Furon and it's allies. Mandalore is in Africa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagato the Great Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 OOC It's still an act of aggression from Asia.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 //private//The ship, flying a Johto Empire flag and markings and with uniforms that were designed very similarly to JE uniforms, stopped in international waters and launched the missiles. Once all thirty-six were launched, aimed at major Carthage population centers (but not anywhere near where any UMS official was), the ship exploded in a fury with planned detonations but the Johto Empire flag and markings could easily be seen and found in the water. The uniforms were too burned to tell the difference between a normal JE uniform and the modified. The major population centers of Carthage and Gibraltar saw thirty-six cruise missile hits. No civilians died because the idiots who shot the missiles forgot to remember that the cities had been pretty much destroyed by nuclear blasts and there were no more "major population centers". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Michuraza does not like how Furon and its allies are treating Mandalore we hope that the other members of AUP see's this as an act of aggression done by Furon and it's allies. "Prove the missiles as Furonese, and we hope AUP would not poke its nose into something that does not concern it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagato the Great Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) OOC: edit Edited November 8, 2009 by Nagato the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The Tupolev was shot down just as it reached Mandalore. OOC: With what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The Tupolev was shot down just as it reached Mandalore. OOC: Godmod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagato the Great Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 OOC: how so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loannes Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 OOC: how so? OOC; Because it's his plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) OOC: Edited post, leave it Edited November 8, 2009 by Sir Keshav IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutai Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) "Prove the missiles as Furonese, and we hope AUP would not poke its nose into something that does not concern it. " "And what about you, dare we ask." Edited November 8, 2009 by lutai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nagato the Great Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "Beautiful, earlier today a Tupolev was doing its routine Douala Air Force Base Maintenance while Mandalore shot it down, we see this as an act of agression on the PRC and demand an apology plus a new plane from Mandalore." OOC: I changed the post after it was said to be impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "We aren't poking our noses anywhere." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "Beautiful, earlier today a Tupolev was doing its routine Douala Air Force Base Maintenance while Mandalore shot it down, we see this as an act of agression on the PRC and demand an apology plus a new plane from Mandalore." You sure it didn't enter someone's airspace and alerted them when they were already driven paranoia from all of the missiles they have been eating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutai Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "We aren't poking our noses anywhere." "But If this is Furon's problem then, why is PRC joining the band wagon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biohazard Posted November 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "But If this is Furon's problem then, why is PRC joining the band wagon" The PRC has done nothing wrong. They were conducting a routine flight when Mandalorian AA opened up on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutai Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The PRC has done nothing wrong. They were conducting a routine flight when Mandalorian AA opened up on it. "That is really hard to believe that story". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Keshav IV Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 "But If this is Furon's problem then, why is PRC joining the band wagon" "Point to us where, we sent missiles or anything of that matter into Mandalore?" *Private* Change of directions, nuke at michuraza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californian Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The major population centers of Carthage and Gibraltar saw thirty-six cruise missile hits. No civilians died because the idiots who shot the missiles forgot to remember that the cities had been pretty much destroyed by nuclear blasts and there were no more "major population centers". The missiles actually had no warheads on them. When they landed each had a simple message. "Pay the Johto Empire 10 trillion dollars or you will be invaded. Kthx." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) An aid rushes into Temulin's office. Aid: Madam Chairwoman, there are reports of cruise missiles falling in Mandalore! How should we respond! Temulin: It's apparently a form of cultural greetings on this planet to randomly cruise missile other nations soon after they are formed, look at us! Caucasia was so kind as to send us many flying happy presents costing tons of money to move one pile of rubble in one random spot to another... evolution suggests the survival of the fittest piles of rubble so eventually through random processses our nations rubble piles will become immune to cruise missiles! Aid: Are you serious?! Temulin: No. But I'm supremely pleased that you asked. Well, let's make a statement. PUBLIC STATEMENT Temulin: The Greco-Soviet States preemptively condemns the future curb stomping and devestation of Furon as a consequence of their childish cruise-missiling of a nation in Africa whose name I forgot while walking to the podium. While we realize that some nations find this to culturally be an act of reaching out, we think there are more effective ways to make friends then to lob cruise missiles at them. Instead we recommend an equally acrid and yet far less dangerous means of sending every member of said nation a fruitcake... that way you not only cause their postal service to continuously run crazy, but you also get rid of your nations excess quantities of fruitcake before even more are added to the collection this holiday season. (To add to the collection from the previous decade) Edited November 8, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Um, why are there PRC bombers flying through UMS territory...? Can anyone from the PRC explain this gem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 *Private* The day time janitor for nuclear command was cleaning up and accidentally hit the big red "DO NOT PUSH" button, which was inconveniently placed at a level where a mop handle could hit it. This button's purpose was to bring about M.A.D against an opponent that launched their entire nuclear arsenal towards Novak. The countdown begun and the nuclear silo's opened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lutai Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 Um, why are there PRC bombers flying through UMS territory...? Can anyone from the PRC explain this gem? "Yes PRC,please explain that to us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted November 8, 2009 Report Share Posted November 8, 2009 The missiles actually had no warheads on them. When they landed each had a simple message. "Pay the Johto Empire 10 trillion dollars or you will be invaded. Kthx." Carthaginian officials hurriedly swooped in and retrieved the messages in Gibraltar and Carthage and cleaned them of radiation. When the radiation was cleared, they would read the messages. *Private*The day time janitor for nuclear command was cleaning up and accidentally hit the big red "DO NOT PUSH" button, which was inconveniently placed at a level where a mop handle could hit it. This button's purpose was to bring about M.A.D against an opponent that launched their entire nuclear arsenal towards Novak. The countdown begun and the nuclear silo's opened. OOC: Best. Thread. Ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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