Shane-o Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 From the desk of The Brain One year ago, The Brain was founded. A virile group of Neurons formed an alliance in the maroon sphere via the corpus callosum, since last year Neurons have generated and others have succumb to alcohol poisoning, some neurons have revitalized while others were laid to waste by the subcranial hemorrhage of late July. Since the beginning of our existence, we have experienced a great deal of endorphin production. In the next year, we will go experience a great deal of the same. Life will continue for The Brain much as it has for the past year. I come to you today not only as a member of the Central Nervous System, but as a part of the entire neurologic structure of The Brain. Though we are not a democracy, we allow our members the freedom to make their own judgments, choose their own path and make their own assessments. This is in essence, our raisin bran. The Brain does not sign diplomatic agreements without careful thought and the appropriate level of lulz in order to bind ourselves with friends. The duty of an omnipotent government is to perform its function with the livelihood of the alliance in mind has its difficulties but when the well-being of The Brain is at stake there is no other option. The government of The Brain has protected and will protect all Neurons. We find ourselves under different pressures, we find the outside world is trying to influence our path and decision making. Our internal affairs and foreign policy are being meddled with by people who are not members of The Brain. This, I believe, is a severe breach of our sovereignty and a major threat to our future. We also find ourselves being threatened by individuals and their alliance, who disagree with our ideals. Let me be clear to those people, and they know who they are. You will not influence us, you will not change us. Every action we take will be our action, decided from within The Brain. The forces that continue to try to change and influence us, do so behind the cover of their alliances who use the rationale that despite the fact threats come to us from one of their three highest ranking, elected government members that they are not the stance of the alliance. We must be clear, we will not allow anyone to threaten our sovereignty and our way of life, any attempt will be futile. To others who hold no personal ill will towards us but have no idea who the heck we are, feel free to drop by our forum. One such Neuron has gone as far as to spread rumors of maroon unity, he's used every tool available and some that are unavailable to spread the message of Maroonity. Many of The Brain's members have learned to ignore him, but I will not. The Brain Alliance, you hold within your ranks a member who is trying to unite us. He is currently enacting a plan for SPAM throughout Bob. I give us a warning, if he is allowed to continue his behavior we will be forced to act. Although we have no idea if/when we'll be accepted into the Chestnut Accords, we are prepared to continue to harass those at the Maroonity forums until a decision is made. On behalf of the Central Nervous System Shane-o tl;dr We're one year old, we won't allow any Neurons to get curb stomped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursarkar E Creed Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congratulations on making it this far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezequiel Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 That cupcake looks very disgusting... Congratulations Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedestro Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Buffalo Theory- All those beers we had together helped after all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KitKatFox Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Thank you so much to our CNS for all your hard work and dedication over the past year. You've made The Brain an amazing place to be, and given many opportunities to younger nations to grow, and get experience in government. Happy Birthday to The Brain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mayzie Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Buffalo Theory- All those beers we had together helped after all! What an excellent theory that is. Happy first birthday The Brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiao Weng Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The growth of the Brain is inversely proportional to the amount of alcohol we do not drink. That being said, where's the nearest bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr3looc Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 The Brain would like at this point to make the following official announcement Firstly Shane-o's post, whilst he is a leader of the The Brain, is speaking personally in this thread and thus necessarily represents the Brain government. We do however believe in free speech, but this thread doesn't really need any more if it, as we've already said what needed to be said. The first time. We also add to the sentences posted by Shane which can be interpreted as a promise towards The Brain, I feel the need to assure members of The Brain, we won't not let any neurons get not curbstomped. This addition is necessary; for in allowing our members to express their own personal freedom of speech, which Shane himself has done, alas we must create the impression of representing The Brain's views as a whole. And not letting our neurons not get not curbstomped, is an impression we must create. Secondly our birthday is today. Shane hit it right on the head date and all congratulations lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Arouet Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 You guys just nearly gave me a stroke from laughing so hard. Congrats on 1 year from myself and your friends in CSN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 First year is the hardest and I am sure you guys have many years to come. o/ Braaaaaains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 That was brilliant. Congratz on the one year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congratulations on surviving the first year - may you continue to grow and prosper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg136 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Thankyou CNS. You've given me (an many other Neurons) a great home. Happy Birthday The Brain. o7 The Brain o7 The CNS o7 Not Getting Curb Stomped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theragu40 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 You guys just nearly gave me a stroke from laughing so hard.Congrats on 1 year from myself and your friends in CSN. That will happen. I will not apologise for any perceived promises made in Shane-o's post, his words of course represent the CNS and The Brain. We make a business of being out of hand. Us protecting our Neurons and pushing for Maroon unity? Of course! People may know The Brain is awesome, but perhaps didn't realize how awesome we actually are, tsk tsk But no, we do not apologize for any promises made by Shane-o, and we do not apologize for any win/awesome the OP has caused. Now, thank you all for joining us on this, our first anniversary, and don't forget to enjoy the brains. I mean beer. I mean cake. I mean brains. Braaaaaaains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lance Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Awesome a non premature birthday announcement. Happy birthday to us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congratulations!!! It was a pleasure working with you when I was in MA. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congrats on your birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4SnwL Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congrats on your first birthday ! o/ The Brain That cupcake looks extremely delicious ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamFisher202 Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Happy Birthday to us. *hands out brain plushies to everyone* o/ Brains........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Brainsssss.... Un forastero! Detrás de tÃ! Morir es vivir! / to anyone who doesn't get the reference //Congratulations on making it to one year! ///Been a long time, Comrade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congrats guys /needs more double negatives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Soviet Attack Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Happy birthday, dudes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 I C WUT U DID THAR!! Congrats to this very cerebral alliance o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psychovulcan Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 /needs more double negatives They upped the anti: And not letting our neurons not get not curbstomped, is an impression we must create. triple negative. It's like a triple word score of lulz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Congratulations. I liked your anniversary better than the others this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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