Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) Citizens of Planet Bob, Earlier this week, Morskovian Intelligence intercepted this message to enemies of Morskov from the nation of Legendria. This message was in native NADC, and reads as follows: hay guiz penguins r funy n i tink cupcaeks r betar dan cookeez. n-e-wayz , we has to made allocations for the allocating of the allocated allocations, 2 delvier cupcaeks 2 desirednat ions/ Morskovian scholars attempted to translate the odd language, but in the end we had to hire people fluent in the language to translate it for us: This is what the translators returned to us: Hello Comrade! I cannot thank you enough for the bottle of ointment you gave me; the rashes are just about gone. And to answer your question, “Who would you attack just because you don't like him?” I must say Frankdolf. That fellow just doesn't sit well with me. Sorry for the brevity of this message, I've got something in the oven to tend to, see you soon!Yours Truly, Legend In order to protect the citizens of Morskov, we launched a full offensive against the nation of Legendria. We intended to let them off the hook eventually, but recently began seeing Sarah Mclachlan commercials about the poor citizens of Legendria. We have now decided to turn a new, more merciful leaf. As such, we issue the NADC with the following terms of surrender: 1) Pay 45 million dollars or tech equivalent to the nation of Morskov. This is to be completed in three month. I know you guys aren't the most financially-adept folks, so I gave you the benefit of time. 2) Legend must completely renounce his desire to attack me, and his confession that I don't sit well with him. 3) NADC will be under the protection of the nation of Morskov for three months, or until the reps are paid. I expect these terms to be accepted. Don't disappoint, NADC. Frankdolf of Morskov Edit- For those not paying attention, this was not NADC attacking an unaligned Edited October 18, 2009 by Frankdolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Scream Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I know you guys aren't the most financially-adept folks, so I gave you the benefit of time. Emperor P_C lolled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Balls in your court NADC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushtania Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I heard all of that in the voice of Green Bubbles' interpretation of Ivan Moldavi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I'm not sure what the hell this is, but it looks serious. I'd surrender NADC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursarkar E Creed Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 NADC's at it again, how disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Yeah I remember seeing your slot open yesterday, MoD wouldn't let me attack though such a big rogue is too big of an opportunity for themselves to pass up They do need to practice though, not gonna lie >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 They do need to practice though, not gonna lie >_> No kidding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 No kidding You should attack me for some practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I urge the NADC to take these lenient surrender terms, rather then face inevitable destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 You should attack me for some practice One customer at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 One customer at a time You should expand your customer base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 You should expand your customer base Find me some employees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Find me some employees Then you'd have to share your loot right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Then you'd have to share your loot right? I'm a generous person ;o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lonewolfe2015 Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Even if they lose they'll still claim strategic victory, so all will be well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) At first I was like . Then I was like . Now I'm like . NADC, let us know if you need help with this rogue, but it looks like you've got it handled. Edited October 18, 2009 by Duncan King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Terms seem fair to me. Three months is a bit short for the NADC, but maybe if you sent someone over to assist them with sending the reps they could make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Anybody who would like to mediate this conflict is open to request so in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieMercury Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Anybody who would like to mediate this conflict is open to request so in this thread. *Chants RyanGDI* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell07 Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 The UBD would like to reiterate its backing of NADC government but strongly advises that they accept such leniant surrender terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slybomber Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 I am in full agreement with Russell. The NADC won't get better terms later. Quit while you're ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Fingolfin Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 NADC would surely be destroyed beneath the armed might of their mighty opponents in this brave conflict. They would be wise to accept such lenient terms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankdolf Posted October 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 Listen to your allies, NADC. If you refuse these terms, the next time they will be offered (if I decide to offer them), they will not be as lenient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiCkO Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 (edited) ...........or they could ZI you have fun with him NADC EDIT: lol ur at DEFCON 4 and you have 4 people at war with you? Edited October 18, 2009 by SiCkO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.