Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Unfortunately for you, we don't owe any kind of money to you, due to the fact we claimed the Sun before you, and that I do not believe it would be a profitable franchise for you to pursue. "You miss the point. Your star has been sitting on our Milky Way now for about.. oh several billion years. There's several billion years tax you owe on it or you need to move your star out of our Milky Way. So pay up!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Private Heh, this is turning interesting, now nobody can dispute my Number One Evil Supervillain Title... Private to Curristan Prepare the delivery of Cuban Cigars, this is going to be a very fun 24 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) Heh, this is turning interesting, now nobody can dispute my Number One Evil Supervillain Title... The Aether Empire and Zarfef plan to one day dispute this claim. We believe that all electrons in the universe are actually the same exact electron being detected at multiple points simultaneously... we lay claim to that one electron. Edited May 17, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 "You miss the point. Your star has been sitting on our Milky Way now for about.. oh several billion years. There's several billion years tax you owe on it or you need to move your star out of our Milky Way. So pay up!" Sorry to say that the Sun is here to stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) The Chairman just shakes his head, "We don't seriously claim the Milky way, we just had to have fun at Lubeck's expense. Super villain my rump, more like super nut-job. I could bid for that tile, but I'm not going to have the world vaporize me for being stupid." Edited May 17, 2009 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Super villain my rump, more like super nut-job. Zarfef: ArE yOu iSUlTiNG mE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VigilantWatcher Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Private Heh, this is turning interesting, now nobody can dispute my Number One Evil Supervillain Title... Private to Curristan Prepare the delivery of Cuban Cigars, this is going to be a very fun 24 hours. *Private to Lubeck* We are sending 1000 pure grade Curristan Cuban Cigars to you immediately. Included is a free suscription for life to Curristan Cigars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Private So the Chairman wants paying? Time to fire up the Printing Presses, we have some Talons to forge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) "The Talon cannot be replicated. it has a fractal pattern on it based on a number of articles on the bill itself and its designation. You'd never be able to figure out the code used to generate them. Basically, what printed and coined currency we have, is encrypted." Edited May 17, 2009 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Zarfef: ArE yOu iSUlTiNG mE?! That would be correct, next time, don't try to claim our title without first proving yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Premier Medvedev laughs as he addresses the international press. “Ladies and gentlemen we wanted to keep this a secret until it was final but lubeck has forced our hand. Slavorussia is in the final stages of a merger with God. This means all things in the universe, all stars, planets, galaxies, quasars, comets, black holes, asteroids, nations, plants, creatures and everything else you can think of now belongs to the Holy Slavorussian Universal Imperium. The invasion of the sun will be met with extreme resistance.” *Poof* Lubeck is gone forever and ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Premier Medvedev laughs as he addresses the international press.“Ladies and gentlemen we wanted to keep this a secret until it was final but lubeck has forced our hand. Slavorussia is in the final stages of a merger with God. This means all things in the universe, all stars, planets, galaxies, quasars, comets, black holes, asteroids, nations, plants, creatures and everything else you can think of now belongs to the Holy Slavorussian Universal Imperium. The invasion of the sun will be met with extreme resistance.” *Poof* Lubeck is gone forever and ever. Unfortunately, as we are Atheists, God has no power over us, and therefore, this blatant attempt at hacking with existence is blocked... in other words, we aren't going to disappear just like that, no matter how excellent it would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maelstrom Vortex Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) The Chairman retorts, "Why.. Justinian! You never advised me you were planning a merger with me! Oh good grief, who am I kidding?" He can't stop laughing and his aids help him away from the camera and back to his office. Edited May 17, 2009 by Maelstrom Vortex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 To show how much we, the people of Lübeck, don't care what God thinks, we have decided to start a mass-Bible-Burning in revenge for all those times where those zealots set fire to such funny, and educational books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 That would be correct, next time, don't try to claim our title without first proving yourself. Same to you... After all, you didn't put your claim for ultimate villain in b4.... Mogar . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Same to you... After all, you didn't put your claim for ultimate villain in b4.... Mogar . Who is this "Mogar" you are referring to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zarfef Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 (edited) Who is this "Mogar" you are referring to? OOC: Forgot this was fantasy RP, it seemed closer to goof-off... but to some extent you know... Mogar transcends the real world. Edited May 17, 2009 by Zarfef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 Unfortunately, as we are Atheists, God has no power over us, and therefore, this blatant attempt at hacking with existence is blocked... in other words, we aren't going to disappear just like that, no matter how excellent it would be. You need not believe what I believe, because my beliefs do not require you to. Farwell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamthey Posted May 17, 2009 Report Share Posted May 17, 2009 The Alliance doesn't recognize this, nor will we accept any legal claim over energy derived from the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Martens Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 "...I must say, this is quite stupid..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Premier Medvedev laughs as he addresses the international press.“Ladies and gentlemen we wanted to keep this a secret until it was final but lubeck has forced our hand. Slavorussia is in the final stages of a merger with God. This means all things in the universe, all stars, planets, galaxies, quasars, comets, black holes, asteroids, nations, plants, creatures and everything else you can think of now belongs to the Holy Slavorussian Universal Imperium. The invasion of the sun will be met with extreme resistance.” *Poof* Lubeck is gone forever and ever. it is unfortnate that you have claimed only the known universe. Dranagg has already laid claims to all unknown parts of the universe, all known and unknown dimensions (this includes M theory and string theory even if its wrong), and also the IDEA of god. You may keep the known material universe. We'll keep the nonmaterial. Buddy Christ statues are also available for purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firestorm Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Molly, the precocious little one she is, tugs on Franz Ferdinand's jacket once more and says, "Please sir, do you know where my goat is?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Molly, the precocious little one she is, tugs on Franz Ferdinand's jacket once more and says, "Please sir, do you know where my goat is?" We have just had a barbecue, and it was finger licking good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahsir Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Unknown to most, Molly's Goat is the secret owner of the manufacture plant of Buddy Christs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) To show how much we, the people of Lübeck, don't care what God thinks, we have decided to start a mass-Bible-Burning in revenge for all those times where those zealots set fire to such funny, and educational books. Amusing. those don't look like Bibles to us. Oh, and for the record, we lay claim to all of Time. You must now pay us simply for the right to exist. OOC: Couldn't think of any other way to top the ridiculousness... Edited May 18, 2009 by Subtleknifewielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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