Willaim Kreiger Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 There isn't a reason. There's always a reason, though not necessarily a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) I heard from Bob Sanders who heard from BigWoody, who heard from Shan, who heard from FinisterBaby, who heard from DarkMistress that this war is either about someone stealing DarkMistress' nutella or the constant tipping of Moo-Cows. Remember folks, you tip your waiters and waitresses, not Moo-Cows. Edited April 17, 2009 by Bilrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Something about wine, a flag and a handsome hero. I feel sad that I understood this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaone Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 There isn't a reason. This man speaks the truth, everybody got bored and a war would solve that. I must be honest Bilrow as intelligence officer of NPO would probably also give an honest answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) ALIENS! ALIENS AND COMMUNISTS! POLLUTING OUR DRINKING WATER WITH FLUORIDE! GOOD HEAVENS THIS IS RATHER SILLY Nonononono. You got it all wrong. ATHEISTS! ATHEISTS AND NAZIS! GENETICALLY MODIFYING OUR CROPS WITH POISON! BY THORS BANJOWOMAN THIS IS RATHER FUN EDIT: You want to know the REAL reason behind all wars in CN? Boredom. Edited April 17, 2009 by Tolkien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Republic of Amed Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 This man speaks the truth, everybody got bored and a war would solve that.I must be honest Bilrow as intelligence officer of NPO would probably also give an honest answer. the only sensible answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King DrunkWino Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Something about wine, a flag and a handsome hero. Finally. A cause worth fighting for! /the wine that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I heard from Bob Sanders who heard from BigWoody, who heard from Shan, who heard from FinisterBaby, who heard from DarkMistress that this war is either about someone stealing DarkMistress' nutella or the constant tipping of Moo-Cows. Remember folks, you tip your waiters and waitresses, not Moo-Cows. That nutella was on my PZI list. She shouldn't have been harboring criminals. :jihad: Also, I don't recommend stealing her nutella. It can't possibly end well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Republic of Amed Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i think this topic concludes to all you rumor starters that there will be NO war.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I feel sad that I understood this post. You feel sad? D: fffffffffff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ochocinco Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 It's because something hungers, though I can't remember what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Salovsky Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because you're a nerd. I rofl'd at this... I know the reason though, ready? Aliens will come and tell us Earth is dying. We all get sucked into our computers and flee to the CyberVerse. Some stayed behind and fought for control of the now pathetic existence of our current planet. This is happening in 3... 2... 1... BOOM!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elderago Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) OOC: good reason were Bord IC every alliance has their own individual reason to go to war, asking this question isn't going to give you a direct answer besides giving most alliances have are maintaining radio silence those that do know arent likely to post in public much less the OW there are after all Edited April 17, 2009 by sircrimson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Republic of Amed Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 (edited) . Edited April 18, 2009 by The Republic of Amed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcades057 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 i think this topic concludes to all you rumor starters that there will be NO war.... Actually it further confirms the fact that, yes, there will be one. Where there is smoke, there is fire usually. As to why it's going to start: Who cares; that goes by the wayside the moment the tanks roll. All that matters later is who wins--their story will be the only one told; besides by those of Vox who attach their donkey cart to any three ring circus that happens to roll through the ghettos of Planet Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Republic of Amed Posted April 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Actually it further confirms the fact that, yes, there will be one. Where there is smoke, there is fire usually.As to why it's going to start: Who cares; that goes by the wayside the moment the tanks roll. All that matters later is who wins--their story will be the only one told; besides by those of Vox who attach their donkey cart to any three ring circus that happens to roll through the ghettos of Planet Bob. Yes well there will be no winner if there is no reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcades057 Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 Yes well there will be no winner if there is no reason! The winner is... the one who wins. There is always a winner in war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earogema Posted April 17, 2009 Report Share Posted April 17, 2009 I feel sad that I understood this post. At first I didn't get it. Then your post helped me get it. Then I laughed because that whole thing was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Scott Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The winner is... the one who wins. There is always a winner in war. We're all losers in war since we lower our morals with disgusting tactics such as launching nukes, cm's and not too mention the evils of peace mode. At first I didn't get it. Then your post helped me get it.Then I laughed because that whole thing was hilarious. Best apology ever tho :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Guys im seriouse WHAT is the REAL reason. In 1995 a series of Sino-Soviet border conflicts expanded into general war between the Soviet Union and China. The Sino-Soviet war rapidly escalated from conventional warfare into exchanges of nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons. In 1996 a cabal of East German and West German military officers sought to reunify their country. Unified German forces staged a coup d'état against the Group of Soviet Forces in Germany. The US and NATO allies initially attempt to stay out of the war, but were quickly drawn into the European conflict. Between 1996 and 1997 a largely conventional war was fought between NATO and Warsaw Pact forces throughout Europe. There were limited exchanges of battlefield nuclear weapons, and chemical and biological weapons. During Thanksgiving 1997, the Soviet Union launched a surprise first strike against targets in the United States and Europe. The US and Great Britain launched retaliatory nuclear strikes against the Soviet Union. In the aftermath of the nuclear exchanges, both blocs struggled to recover from the damage. The war continued - despite increasing shortages of men, equipment, and fuel. In the United States there was a breach between the civilian government and the Joint Chiefs of Staff. An open rift develops between "Civgov" (the civilian government) and "Milgov" (the military government), which lead to a low-intensity civil war. By the summer of 2000, the European theater of operations had been fought to a near stalemate. In one final effort to break the deadlock and end the war NATO forces planned a summer offensive across Northern Poland and into the Baltics, but the offensive ground to a halt in the face of a Warsaw Pact counterattack. Several divisions & corps on each side were virtually eliminated. In the chaotic aftermath, supply lines were lost, high level command broke down and armies in the European theater lose cohesion beyond the platoon unit. Some went “native’ and integrated with the militias of independent “free cities", others turned into gangs of marauding bandits and some small groups of surviving soldiers sought to find their way home. Alternatively, you can safely assume that various alliances have banded together in common cause into blocs and that there are two groupings of blocs now opposed to one another in more or less equal strength. One seeks to preserve the current world order while the other seeks to create a new one. It doesn't matter so much who is right and who is wrong--neither side is without sin. However, if you have been paying attention at all to these forums over the past three months or so, any number of clues have been dropped suggesting which alliances belong to which blocs and if there are any alliances that trying to maintain some sense of neutrality. Do not be deceived however. Some alliances have been pleasant to others simply because they wished to avoid the appearance of being a part of one collection of blocs, when in reality they favor the other. I hope this answers your question in some way without being too specific. I could be more specific, but I also enjoy a good roleplay and do not wish to spoil things for others who do as well. Wars like those that are about to happen are rare in this game. You will be able to look back on this time and recall exactly where you were when it broke out, what your role was during the fighting and what your alliance did during the war. Some alliance may well dissolve during or as a result of the fighting, as has been the case in every case previously. Good luck to you as you learn more about the game and I hope that you are still around in a year or so and have many warrior's tales to tell to the n00bs that come after you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The CB for this war is because everyone is jelous of Electron Sponge's handsome, and so they are going to try and decide who gets Electron Sponge's handsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ventus ex Gutter Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 The real reason is because we cannot have nice things God hates you you touch yourself at night the day of reckoning has finally arrived I !@#$@#$ said so. Now stop clamoring and enjoy the tension. D< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleh32 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) The reason is because my avatar is getting too hot in her top, but the ToS won't let her take it off. Edited April 18, 2009 by Bleh32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Roboto Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 World War 3? Guess I need to start packin' my !@#$ and move to Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Well evreyone is talkin about WW3 but no one is giving any reasons.what do you think is the reason. Make it sensible and Real reasons.. Because I am making it so! HA HA HA DANCE, PUPPETS, DANCE! HA HA HA HA! Edited April 18, 2009 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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