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First off, I must thank pooksland of pooksland (why the hell it isn't Pooks of Pooksland is beyond me) for making this a most enjoyable week, and I salute his military prowess.

Much damage has been done on both fronts, entire cities have been laid to waste, looting and pillaging continue as we speak.

I expected nothing less, as pooksland was born of TF! and suckled at the teat of TPF for so long. He is a warrior, indeed.

With that being said, I come here this evening to offer pooksland of pooksland terms for his surrender. Being a gracious and benevolent ruler, I thought this only fair.

Before I begin, let me make this abundantly clear, this is a one time offer, no second chances.

Terms:

1. Pooksland of pooksland will immediately enter peace mode, for a period of no less than 12 days.

2. Pooksland of pooksland will change his AA to "JBone POW" for a period of no less than 12 days.

3. Pooksland of pooksland will, as soon as mechanics will allow, begin sending the nation of Boneslovia 250 tech units as agreed to in the OP and continue to send until completion.

4. Pooksland of pooksland will also send the nation of Boneslovia, $3,000,000.00 with each instalment of tech.

5. Pooksland of pooksland will publicly state, in this thread that he has indeed been schooled by an old fart.

6. Term 4 shall be waived if, and only if, pooksland of pooksland presents for all the world to see....an acceptable haiku, composed by the Venerable Oriental himself, posted in this thread, praising The Phoenix Federation. I will be the sole judge of acceptability and authenticity.

You have 24 hours from the time of this post to comply.

JBone of Boneslovia

JBone your a good man, always a good sport, and always good for a good laugh as well. But how about a counter offer on the terms of surrender. Why would I surrender to someone a couple days away from bill-lock while I am sitting on "Current Shillings Available: $665,934,097.79 (Surplus)"

Terms:

1. JBone of Boneslovia will immediately enter peace mode, for a period of no less than 12 days.

2. JBone of Boneslovia will change his AA to "Pooksland POW" for a period of no less than 12 days.

3. JBone of Boneslovia will, as soon as mechanics will allow, begin sending the nation of Pooksland 250 tech units as agreed to in the OP and continue to send until completion.

4. JBone of Boneslovia will also send the nation of Pooksland, $3,000,000.00 with each instalment of tech.

5. JBone of Boneslovia will publicly state, in this thread that he has indeed been schooled by a young gun who refused to get off his lawn.

6. Term 4 shall be waived if, and only if, JBone of Boneslovia presents for all the world to see....an acceptable haiku, composed by the jungle one himself (E_C), posted in this thread, praising the Poison Clan. I will be the sole judge of acceptability and authenticity.

You have 24 hours from the time of this post to comply.

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Just a note, I hate JBone's super anti-spies. For curiosity sakes I have been trying to gather intelligence the last 4 days, each with 50% odds. So far I am 0/8 in those attacks and haven't been able to find out. Damn you admin, you are defying stats right now!

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These two got my eye:

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/16/2009 2:02:27 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 8,253 soldiers and 2,118 tanks. You killed 8,951 soldiers and 242 tanks. Their forces razed 128.441 miles of your land, stole 8.563 technology, and destroyed 34.251 infrastructure. Their forces looted $437,957.43 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/16/2009 10:48:59 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 2,341 soldiers and 1,188 tanks. You killed 5,267 soldiers and 2,743 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $44,672.70 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Did you seriously start a nuclear war with only 7-days worth of warchest? Why would pooksland accept your terms when it seems you are the one close to bill lock with all due respect? Ummmm, this is also interesting.

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Bracket winnings or desperate for cash right now? Just give him two more days! Oh J, you always have been my love. But this is a disgrace to a hungry phoenix!

Continuing on! This is how a real quad is done! Though it wasn't planned and like five hours apart! LOL

o: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:31:34 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack Thwarted

Message: You have thwarted a nuclear attack by TwistedRebelDB47 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:31:41 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack Thwarted

Message: You have thwarted a nuclear attack by TwistedRebelDB47 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:31:45 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 41463 soldiers, 4469 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 338.085 miles of land, 112.695 technology, 338.085 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:31:52 PM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 8,619 soldiers and 1,197 tanks. You killed 9,740 soldiers and 2,141 tanks. Their forces razed 169.042 miles of your land, stole 11.269 technology, and destroyed 45.078 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:31:58 PM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 4,845 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 11,699 soldiers and 1,850 tanks. Their forces razed 169.212 miles of your land, stole 11.281 technology, and destroyed 45.123 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:32:47 PM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 1 attacking bombers. You lost 3 fighter aircraft and destroyed 15 fighter aircraft launched by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

]To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:33:08 PM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 27 fighter aircraft and destroyed 5 fighter aircraft launched by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:33:43 PM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 0 defending tanks, 3.39 technology, and 16.94 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:33:47 PM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 0 defending tanks, 3.39 technology, and 16.94 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:34:16 PM

Subject: Naval Attack

Message: A naval attack has just occurred against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 3 navy vessels and destroyed 0 navy vessels operated by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:34:20 PM

Subject: Naval Attack

Message: A naval attack has just occurred against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 2 navy vessels and destroyed 0 navy vessels operated by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/16/2009 9:34:26 PM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 1.67%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 1.67%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Somehow the !@#$%* still doesn't get on after update. Wtf? Also I'm drunk so I forget to battle support. $%&@!

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:09:53 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 2,127 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 5,745 soldiers and 1,389 tanks. Their forces razed 169.381 miles of your land, stole 11.292 technology, and destroyed 45.168 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:10:05 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 1,634 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 4,818 soldiers and 987 tanks. Their forces razed 169.550 miles of your land, stole 11.303 technology, and destroyed 45.213 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:10:24 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack Thwarted

Message: You have thwarted a nuclear attack by TwistedRebelDB47 with your Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) systems. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 0.000 miles of land, 0.000 technology, 0.000 infrastructure, and 0 of your aircraft and navy force.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:11:07 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 724 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 339.439 miles of land, 113.146 technology, 339.439 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:12:03 AM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 45.26 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 0 fighter aircraft launched by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:12:19 AM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 1 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 3 fighter aircraft launched by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:12:38 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 0 defending tanks, 3.39 technology, and 16.97 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:12:46 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by TwistedRebelDB47. You lost 0 defending tanks, 3.39 technology, and 16.97 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:15:05 AM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 4.53%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 6.2%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:15:08 AM

Subject: Naval Attack

Message: A naval attack has just occurred against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 2 navy vessels and destroyed 1 navy vessels operated by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: Peggy_Sue From: TwistedRebelDB47 Date: 4/17/2009 3:15:10 AM

Subject: Naval Attack

Message: A naval attack has just occurred against your nation by TwistedRebelDB47. In the attack you lost 4 navy vessels and destroyed 0 navy vessels operated by TwistedRebelDB47. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

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We can all see the current funds of both participants, but would either be interested in posting what they started off with? After the noCB war lots of us have a pretty good idea how warchests go down, but to see how the WRC influences this would be interesting indeed (especially when you considering they each have only 1 opponent)

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I'm assuming Pooks won?

It is not over yet, JBone has yet to surrender and I know he will be very stubborn to as well.

We can all see the current funds of both participants, but would either be interested in posting what they started off with? After the noCB war lots of us have a pretty good idea how warchests go down, but to see how the WRC influences this would be interesting indeed (especially when you considering they each have only 1 opponent)

I have been keeping track of this (for my nation at least), and will probably post this at the end of the duel.

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Just a note, I hate JBone's super anti-spies. For curiosity sakes I have been trying to gather intelligence the last 4 days, each with 50% odds. So far I am 0/8 in those attacks and haven't been able to find out. Damn you admin, you are defying stats right now!

FYI pooks.....$84 and change.

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I'd congratulate you Pooks, but then I saw that you're running on a Mac. My hatred/secret jealousy for you has thus nullified any congratulations I was about to offer. So now my opinion of you is back to ambivalent.

Wow...what a waste of a post...

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To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:27:51 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by Peggy_Sue. You lost 15,668 soldiers and 4,521 tanks. You killed 16,370 soldiers and 461 tanks. Their forces razed 159.724 miles of your land, stole 10.648 technology, and destroyed 42.593 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:28:06 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by Peggy_Sue. You lost 16208 soldiers, 1475 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 319.767 miles of land, 106.589 technology, 319.767 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:28:18 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by Peggy_Sue. You lost 16,585 soldiers and 1,319 tanks. You killed 4,739 soldiers and 569 tanks. Their forces razed 159.884 miles of your land, stole 10.659 technology, and destroyed 42.636 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:28:57 AM

Subject: Naval Attack

Message: A naval attack has just occurred against your nation by Peggy_Sue. In the attack you lost 1 navy vessels and destroyed 2 navy vessels operated by Peggy_Sue. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:29:14 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Peggy_Sue. You lost 16 defending tanks, 3.20 technology, and 16.00 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:29:25 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by Peggy_Sue. You lost 16 defending tanks, 3.20 technology, and 16.00 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:29:48 AM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Peggy_Sue. In the attack you lost 7 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 38.41 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 5 fighter aircraft and destroyed 2 fighter aircraft launched by Peggy_Sue. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:30:12 AM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Peggy_Sue. In the attack you lost 38 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 38.41 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 5 fighter aircraft and destroyed 3 fighter aircraft launched by Peggy_Sue. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:33:58 AM

Subject: Spy Operation Attack

Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Gather Intelligence. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack. Your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies.

To: TwistedRebelDB47 From: Peggy_Sue Date: 4/17/2009 10:34:39 AM

Subject: Spy Operation Attack

Message: A spy operation has been launched against your nation. The attacking spies were given the following order: Destroy Money Reserves. In the attack your counter intelligence systems prevailed and managed to thwart the attack. Your counter spies managed to kill 20 enemy spies.

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First of all, why are you trying to destroy my money reserves? I don't understand!

I'm glad there's still another day to nuke you.

Here are the battle records condensed:

Peggy Sue -- GA: 3 won - 8 lost || AC: 4 won - 5 lost || Nuclear attacks: 2 deflected, 6 hit

Twisted -- GA: 9 won - 5 lost || AC: 8 won - 6 lost || Nuclear attacks: 7 deflected, 6 hit

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First of all, why are you trying to destroy my money reserves? I don't understand!

I'm glad there's still another day to nuke you.

Here are the battle records condensed:

Peggy Sue -- GA: 3 won - 8 lost || AC: 4 won - 5 lost || Nuclear attacks: 2 deflected, 6 hit

Twisted -- GA: 9 won - 5 lost || AC: 8 won - 6 lost || Nuclear attacks: 7 deflected, 6 hit

Twisted, the odd spying attempts are me trying to find a spy mode that will work against your nation. So far, only one spy attempt was successful...I changed your defcon level once.

The rest were failures.

Your furs and spices are great resources to have for the kind of nation you've built. Had I known anything at the time I created a nation I would have re-rolled to get something other than silver and gems. Silver and gems are best for going the affluent population route, not the warrior route, but I scratch around and find construction the best I can.

Today I had 2 ground battle victories ... making it a total of 3. It was fun to see.

Thanks for being in the duel with me. I would also like to thank you for being a good sport and inserting humor into the duel...but since you weren't a good sport and seemed less than in good humor, I'll abstain, and leave it at Thank You, Twisted. The week has been fun.

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You'd have to OOC: role play an adult too, for that matter.

I like that you're still pulling that "I am having a discussion..." crap on people when you very rarely have the capacity for discussion that doesn't go to your liking. Just because they're disagreeing, does not mean they're not discussing, peggy. If you can't take it when people don't agree with your position, maybe you shouldn't be here.

You are attempting to provoke with the intention of causing disruption or argument ... again.

Comment on the battle reports or the PC-TPF duels or the nation resources of the duelers or something involving the topic of the thread, please.

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