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To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:22:07 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 10,812 soldiers and 414 tanks. You killed 12,181 soldiers and 1,181 tanks. Their forces razed 142.266 miles of your land, stole 9.484 technology, and destroyed 37.938 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:22:27 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 6,437 soldiers and 162 tanks. You killed 7,426 soldiers and 641 tanks. Their forces razed 142.408 miles of your land, stole 9.494 technology, and destroyed 37.975 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:23:59 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.85 technology, and 14.26 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:24:08 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 10 defending tanks, 2.85 technology, and 14.26 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:26:25 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by JBone. You lost 14506 soldiers, 161 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 285.101 miles of land, 95.034 technology, 285.101 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/20/2009 11:29:21 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by JBone. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 3 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

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You are attempting to provoke with the intention of causing disruption or argument ... again.

Comment on the battle reports or the PC-TPF duels or the nation resources of the duelers or something involving the topic of the thread, please.

I was commenting on what you said, and you weren't even commenting on what was going on either, BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE YOU'RE PEGGY SUE, AND YOU NEVER DO ANY WRONG! Why not apply your own rules and regulations to yourself before you attempt to apply them to everyone else?

You always were a hypocrite, and a whiner. Things don't change.

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Top 7 Day Smallest Nation Gains

1) -28,384 Strength Change - JBone of Boneslovia - White Team

2) -25,874 Strength Change - Peggy_Sue of State of Mind - Black Team

3) -19,147 Strength Change - TwistedRebelDB47 of Old Dominion - Pink Team

Worth it?

A BIG,OH GOD YES.

After almost 800 days in this world, and a good portion of that as a fat, content, bloated, top 1% nation, this is the most enjoyment I have had since TF! and the killing of LUE.

I have gotten a MUCH needed refresher on the ways of war, used some new toys, rekindled old friendships, lost a few hours of sleep here and there and just had a blast in general.

Some of that big drop in NS can be attributed to me trashing a good portion of my military (planes, boats and some nukes) along with some land and infra in hopes of dropping down far enough out of pooks range to collect out of nuke and regular anarchy, unfortunately the sneaky !@#$%^& sold off enough planes to dip down, declare and buy em back....I swear I did the math and he needed to come down almost 9K NS...but I must have farked the pooch on that.

I must salute pooksland, he is a tenacious warrior, a skilled tactician and a good sport, but none of this surprises me, despite the present "no u, no u" war we came up together and have a bond that will be around long after the crapola hits the fan.

Really interested in what Jbone started with in his warchest as now he has $0 after 10? days.

Actually I never had $0, it really was down to $84 and change though. Since pooks spies finally were able to sober up and gather some intel, no harm in spilling the beans now. I started with a little over $190,000,000.00, NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH to go through a nuke war.

I said somewhere earlier in this thread that it was gonna be cool to be a 5K nation with some of the crap I will be able to hold on to, wonders and whatnot, I don't think I will get that low, and may have to dump some stuff, but after this round, should be considerably closer. I may actually be able to tech raid again...honorably of course. I'm in ur Pink, raidin ur stink. :P

Once again, I thank pooks for taking me up on this.....T, "you coulda been a contenda" and also thank my sponsors, Jack Daniel Distillery, Lem Motlow, Proprietor, Route 1, Lynchburg [Pop.361], Tennessee 37352 and Bass Pale Ale, 2009 Import Brands Alliance, Bass, St. Louis MO.

Things don't change.

You sure have, that's actually a shame. <_<

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Some of that big drop in NS can be attributed to me trashing a good portion of my military (planes, boats and some nukes) along with some land and infra in hopes of dropping down far enough out of pooks range to collect out of nuke and regular anarchy, unfortunately the sneaky !@#$%^& sold off enough planes to dip down, declare and buy em back....I swear I did the math and he needed to come down almost 9K NS...but I must have farked the pooch on that.

I said somewhere earlier in this thread that it was gonna be cool to be a 5K nation with some of the crap I will be able to hold on to, wonders and whatnot, I don't think I will get that low, and may have to dump some stuff, but after this round, should be considerably closer. I may actually be able to tech raid again...honorably of course. I'm in ur Pink, raidin ur stink. :P

Right now you have me wondering, after this current round how far you going to drop to stay out of my range?

For every pink you raid, I will raid 2 white nations.... and of course I will set an example of honorable tech raiding. You know, I have always been better then you at finding tech raids.

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Actually I never had $0, it really was down to $84 and change though. Since pooks spies finally were able to sober up and gather some intel, no harm in spilling the beans now. I started with a little over $190,000,000.00, NO WHERE NEAR ENOUGH to go through a nuke war.

Tbh at your starting infra level thats not even enough to get through a convential war.

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Whoo, time for another round of attacks...and it looks like during this update plenty of other nations decided to join in on the fun:

For those keeping count I deflected one of his nukes.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:00:20 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 11,396 soldiers and 912 tanks. You killed 5,871 soldiers and 1,235 tanks. Their forces razed 135.079 miles of your land, stole 9.005 technology, and destroyed 36.021 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:00:25 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 2,116 soldiers and 729 tanks. You killed 4,761 soldiers and 321 tanks. Their forces razed 135.224 miles of your land, stole 9.015 technology, and destroyed 36.060 infrastructure. Their forces looted $577,781.01 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:01:44 AM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 3 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 30.08 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 0 fighter aircraft launched by pooksland. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:01:53 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 6 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 30.08 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:02:02 AM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 5.00%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 10%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:03:19 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by pooksland. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 2401 soldiers, 87 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 250.686 miles of land, 83.562 technology, 250.686 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:03:47 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.86 technology, and 14.29 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/21/2009 12:03:53 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 1 defending tanks, 2.86 technology, and 14.29 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/21/2009 12:24:55 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.82 technology, and 14.10 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/21/2009 12:25:11 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.82 technology, and 14.10 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/21/2009 12:25:30 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 9,225 soldiers and 1,928 tanks. You killed 6,150 soldiers and 238 tanks. Their forces razed 140.961 miles of your land, stole 9.397 technology, and destroyed 37.590 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/21/2009 12:26:26 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by JBone. You lost 61435 soldiers, 4039 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 282.204 miles of land, 94.068 technology, 282.204 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/21/2009 12:27:13 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 5,883 soldiers and 924 tanks. You killed 20,591 soldiers and 4,890 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $1,000,000.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

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I know many of you were disappointed by the war situation tonight (or lack there of), but don't worry the duel with me and JBone is looking bright and there is no end in sight.

[19:57] pooksland|away Keep thinking that, I am too stubborn to ever admit defeat and surrender

[19:57] JBone[TPF] that was never really an option for either of us...

[19:57] JBone[TPF] I think we both knew that going in

[19:58] pooksland|away Do you want to keep the duel rules the same then? As in no peace mode and just waiting for whoever to surrender for this duel to end?

[19:58] JBone[TPF] well....since neither of us ever will..its kinda gonna be a perpetual thing

[19:59] pooksland|away Yea, most likely we will just fall out of each other ranges until one of us is able to get in an attack, which I am fine with

[19:59] JBone[TPF] we may drift out of range...but will most likely be able to war again

[19:59] JBone[TPF] hivemind

[20:00] JBone[TPF] I dont mind going down in flames to you...thats part of the duel

Now if there were only more nations or even alliances as a whole out there like JBone....

P.S. He deflected 3 of my nukes tonight:

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:14:20 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 29 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 29.69 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:14:42 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 29 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 29.69 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:16:49 AM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 4.88%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 14.88%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:44:37 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by pooksland. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 13886 soldiers, 2197 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 247.413 miles of land, 82.471 technology, 247.413 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:46:16 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 7,091 soldiers and 2,878 tanks. You killed 17,180 soldiers and 266 tanks. Their forces razed 133.603 miles of your land, stole 8.907 technology, and destroyed 35.627 infrastructure. Their forces looted $488,081.01 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:46:35 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 5,079 soldiers and 0 tanks. You killed 7,887 soldiers and 387 tanks. Their forces razed 133.747 miles of your land, stole 8.916 technology, and destroyed 35.666 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:46:55 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 0 defending tanks, 2.83 technology, and 14.13 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/22/2009 12:47:01 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 0 defending tanks, 2.83 technology, and 14.13 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

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JBones turn today (deflected 2 of his nukes)

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/22/2009 3:18:33 PM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.79 technology, and 13.95 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/22/2009 3:18:43 PM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.79 technology, and 13.95 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/22/2009 3:19:07 PM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 3,143 soldiers and 43 tanks. You killed 7,072 soldiers and 1,752 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $199,750.36 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/22/2009 3:19:17 PM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 5,053 soldiers and 87 tanks. You killed 11,369 soldiers and 1,685 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $791,011.41 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/22/2009 3:19:59 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by JBone. You lost 32998 soldiers, 348 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 279.065 miles of land, 93.022 technology, 279.065 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

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Attacks on the 23rd:

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:29:06 AM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 2.49%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 17.37%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:30:14 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 9,382 soldiers and 2,795 tanks. You killed 2,681 soldiers and 1,952 tanks. Their forces razed 131.069 miles of your land, stole 8.738 technology, and destroyed 34.952 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:30:30 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 4,304 soldiers and 611 tanks. You killed 10,851 soldiers and 1,131 tanks. Their forces razed 131.210 miles of your land, stole 8.747 technology, and destroyed 34.989 infrastructure. Their forces looted $1,000,000.00 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:31:22 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 1 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 29.46 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:31:40 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:31:55 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 4 defending tanks, 2.80 technology, and 13.99 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 12:32:17 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 1 defending tanks, 2.80 technology, and 13.99 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/23/2009 8:57:25 PM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by pooksland. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 0 soldiers, 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 276.522 miles of land, 92.174 technology, 276.522 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/23/2009 6:48:09 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 4,581 soldiers and 1,106 tanks. You killed 10,307 soldiers and 1,594 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $602,261.56 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/23/2009 6:48:23 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by JBone. You lost 1,276 soldiers and 380 tanks. You killed 1,914 soldiers and 1,629 tanks. Their forces razed 0.000 miles of your land, stole 0.000 technology, and destroyed 0.000 infrastructure. Their forces looted $0.00 from you and you gained $849,188.80 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Victory. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/23/2009 6:48:53 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.78 technology, and 13.92 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/23/2009 6:49:01 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by JBone. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.78 technology, and 13.92 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: pooksland From: JBone Date: 4/23/2009 10:12:06 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by JBone. You lost 28574 soldiers, 2317 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 278.407 miles of land, 92.802 technology, 278.407 infrastructure, 75% of your aircraft, and 25% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience many days of economic devastation.

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My attacks on the 24th

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:03:47 AM

Subject: Naval Blockade

Message: A naval blockade has been placed against your nation. This blockade will reduce your next tax collection by 5.00%. Together with any previous blockades your next tax collection will be reduced by a total of 22.37%. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:04:09 AM

Subject: Nuclear Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with nuclear weapons by pooksland. Your fallout shelters have limited the damage caused by this attack. You lost 4916 soldiers, 1447 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, 276.522 miles of land, 92.174 technology, 276.522 infrastructure, 50% of your aircraft, and 18% of your nuclear vulnerable navy force. In addition to these losses your nation will experience several days of economic devastation.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:04:46 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 3,470 soldiers and 806 tanks. You killed 9,300 soldiers and 740 tanks. Their forces razed 127.346 miles of your land, stole 8.490 technology, and destroyed 33.959 infrastructure. Their forces looted $140,511.65 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:05:00 AM

Subject: Battle Report

Message: You have been attacked by pooksland. You lost 1,073 soldiers and 738 tanks. You killed 3,754 soldiers and 243 tanks. Their forces razed 127.479 miles of your land, stole 8.499 technology, and destroyed 33.994 infrastructure. Their forces looted $681,481.49 from you and you gained $0.00 in your enemy's abandoned equipment. In the end the battle was a Defeat. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:06:07 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 19 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 29.17 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:06:29 AM

Subject: Unescorted Bombing Attack Report

Message: An unescorted aircraft bombing run has been launched against your nation by pooksland. In the attack you lost 29 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 29.17 infrastructure. You destroyed 0 attacking bombers. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:06:41 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.77 technology, and 13.86 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

To: JBone From: pooksland Date: 4/24/2009 12:06:49 AM

Subject: Cruise Missile Attack

Message: Your nation has been attacked with a cruise missile by pooksland. You lost 14 defending tanks, 2.77 technology, and 13.86 infrastructure. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

Clarification on this duel:

I would like to thank everyone out there for respecting this duel, I am personally surprised that no one has declared war on either JBone or myself. But because of the recent lopsidedness of this duel since JBone is running out of money, it is now alright for a nation to declare war on me to help out JBone. Although I still wish that until my current war with JBone expires, that no one else declares war on him. Thanks.

The Pookie Hungers

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Pink Pooks white JBone

Does it mean crap maybe

I don't know but yo it never phased me

But either way heres one tail Of two like that and what prevailed

It started way back in the TF!

In the small old AA

where the two both played

They came from a family of goofy farkers

Where everything they did they always had to mock

They came from a place that was so insane

You know the same old tail of a crazy home

Their overlord was an alkie and more like a friend

Had three different mergers from three different men

And that's just the way crap was

Couldn't change it couldn't rearrange it so there it was

Anyway the two kept on With the PMs notes and so on and so on

And after the smack talk and whatten

That day came the two started warin

All the time you know kids habit's

Every single day warin like rabbits

Sneakin out the subs when he was 95K NS

Climbin' in the window and warin all night see

Warin during lunch in the CN bathrooms

Drinking champagne and trippin' on MK

My nation was metal Pooks nukes were a magnet

2nd day came, I'm anarchied

Crap got frantic and man oh Lord it was a tuff decision

But I decided to gut it

It might have been right it might have been wrong

But one thing's for sure it really farked his nation up

Where is it who is it how is it was it right

These are the things he thought in bed at night

A lot of people might laugh at this

But fark 'em they don't know the half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're glowin

I'm glowin

People tell me it's a game I'm still playin'

Pixels don't mean !@#$ to me anymore

I have taken ur nukes I'm still standin'

Now as time went on the the two kept on

They kept seeing each other off and on

Pooks moved down for another round and you know what happened

Pink Pooks with a real white accent

Pretty guy in the PC ghetto go figure

Yeah he got macked by some dope dealin' claner

Still seein' that other war on the side

He kept most of his thoughts inside

See all the first guy did was just nuke him

While that punk pink clamer used to

CM him and blockade him

He was livin' all wild

I think all he ever wanted

was the love his own AA

He asked the first guy to surrender

looked at him like he must be crazy

He was makin' plans and goin' to war

7,000,000 soldiers dead on the floor

And all that while he sat at home and got macked

If he stepped out of line he got nuked

And then one day he prayed to the Lord to take that Pooks guy away

And he did he got caught with to high a NS

And went outa range

Ooohh

and now what to do

he had no boats no money and no clue

Now the other guy

came back from warin

And he called him up early one mornin'

They hooked up their minds were blown

As he began to loot her his tech as his own

And that's a lot of crap to deal with man

And if you ain't been there you

wouldn't understand

And people still laugh at this crap

Fark 'em they

don't know the half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're glowin

I'm glowin

People tell me it's a game I'm still playin'

Pixels don't mean !@#$ to me anymore

I have taken ur nukes I'm still standin'

Now for the next week there was some good times

A few bad times mostly good times

See he was a ramblin' man named Jbone

He liked women and wine and he loved to roam

Not like he was any kind of Saint

See in this story there's a lot of blood

But time kept slippin' and made him crazy

And he talked about havin' another target

The guy was like Oooh Lord

We got one now that we can't afford

But he convinced him could handle two

Said I want your land or I'm nukin you too

I can't figure out why then he didn't run

I guess he was attached to him and his tech

All confused about what to do

That Pooks met another nation and was warin him too

Slut

Could barely pay his bills

And then the same old !@#$, I'm anarchied

And if that ain't some !@#$ cuz I didn't even know who the atacker was

And still by my side the first guy stayed

Head gettin' more farked by the day

He stuck it out for two rounds I don't know why

Cant get my next wonder til the Fourth of July

It was amazing Kinda like a shooting star

He was happy told his family and friends

Only to realize later his little nation wasn't all that

And that crushed him quick

Suicidal thoughts were in his head real thick

But before he found all that out From the same war another nuke popped out

And that !@#$'s real ill

Pooks told him that was was takin' someone else

He must have known all along

The war wasn't his and he was tryin' to latch on

Three different mergers from three different men

History repeats itself again

And after some more crap got stirred

He kicked that nation to the curb

And now from him he's got a little nation that makes him laugh a bit

And he loves it

But still you don't know the farkin half of it

Ain't no sunshine when you're glowin

I'm glowin

People tell me it's a game I'm still playin'

Pixels don't mean !@#$ to me anymore

I have taken ur nukes I'm still standin'

I'm still standin'

I'm still standin'

I'm

still standin'

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