Vilien Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) Imperial Proclamation It has been Cataclysm's manner to ignore slights against it, and move away from confrontations. However, there is one group that will not let us be. We have only asked not to be tread on. Our only desire is to be free from oppression. And what do we receive for our position? The iteration of the most base and degrading insults ever to be seen on these fair forums. Cataclysm has had enough. We have been the victims of foreign aggression on the part of CUM for far too long. We must defend our honor. It is clear that international opinion is with us. We have seen an outpouring of support from all corners of Tournament Edition. Every day, more people ask us: How can you put up with CUM? Their existence is a stain on the Cyberverse. No longer. We are wiping CUM off the map. We ask that all join us in our most sacred endeavor. God is on our side. Signed, His Imperial Majesty Vilien the Great the second of his name The Lord of Hosts and King of Kings His Magnificence Rinion Mouse the All Seeing and Omnipotent King of All the Russias ShinyForce Master of the Four Elements and Protector of the Realm His Unpleasantness kidkiller884 The Deranged The Grand Vizier I am nobody Plane-Changer and Shape-Shifter The Most Terrifying Snowy Slayer of Many Men, The Silent The Cold Death The Resident Lycanthrope nhbigman06 The Archaic and the Anarchied Lord Voss Whose Name is Terror Whose Profession is Nameless Bringer of Fear Edited March 17, 2009 by Vilien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Oppression IS a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 This situation could end up getting pretty sticky .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Too easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic King Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 This situation could end up getting pretty sticky .... :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 hmmm, never head of this till now. Whom are CUM's allies? BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 hmmm, never head of this till now. Whom are CUM's allies?BG. You guys make this too easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 You guys make this too easy. Why I didn't do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Your post is funny. If you had your mind in the gutter like I do then you would know why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panic King Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 First time I ever saw THE WHOLE alliance sign a DoW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Hey panic. Long time no see. Saw your announcement you made. Sorry I wasn't there to troll it. Anyway send UW my warm wishes of death and destruction. Anyway good point. Now I can't think of any thing that won't be taken in the wrong way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 First time I ever saw THE WHOLE alliance sign a DoW We're a functioning democratic republic libertarian socialist totalitarian empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 We're a functioning democratic republic libertarian socialist totalitarian empire. Is that an award or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Is that an award or something? It's a mythical creature from the far off lands on Don't Exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 It's a mythical creature from the far off lands on Don't Exist. I see now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 We're a functioning democratic republic libertarian socialist totalitarian empire. *Owned-You Government Model 192 - Registry Error Detected...Analyzing Response...System Failure...Rebooting...System Malfunction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 First time I ever saw THE WHOLE alliance sign a DoW LMAO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James IV Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 hmmm, never head of this till now. Whom are CUM's allies?BG. The irony of the typo is killing me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 The irony of the typo is killing me. NICE CATCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Torres Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 (edited) The irony of the typo is killing me. haha :lol: Edited March 17, 2009 by Gilbert Torres Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 The irony of the typo is killing me. LOL, who said it was a typo BG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Muscarella Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 o/ Cataclysm! Some people can only take CUM so many times before getting sick of it them. I applaud your desire to clean them off the map. I hope that when we put a black light to Planet Steve, there is no trace left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dran129 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 o/ Cataclysm!Some people can only take CUM so many times before getting sick of it them. I applaud your desire to clean them off the map. I hope that when we put a black light to Planet Steve, there is no trace left. Groan...too many puns. Good luck on this war. Though I must say, it looks like TRG and OB are looking to protect CUM from being wiped away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burning Glory Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Groan...too many puns. Good luck on this war. Though I must say, it looks like TRG and OB are looking to protect CUM from being wiped away. Say it ain't so...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popsumpot Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Good job Cataclysm, it's time to wipe away the stain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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