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Cataclysm declares war on Commonly United Marooners


Vilien

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Imperial Proclamation

It has been Cataclysm's manner to ignore slights against it, and move away from confrontations. However, there is one group that will not let us be. We have only asked not to be tread on. Our only desire is to be free from oppression. And what do we receive for our position? The iteration of the most base and degrading insults ever to be seen on these fair forums.

Cataclysm has had enough. We have been the victims of foreign aggression on the part of CUM for far too long. We must defend our honor. It is clear that international opinion is with us. We have seen an outpouring of support from all corners of Tournament Edition. Every day, more people ask us: How can you put up with CUM? Their existence is a stain on the Cyberverse. No longer. We are wiping CUM off the map. We ask that all join us in our most sacred endeavor. God is on our side.

Signed,

His Imperial Majesty

Vilien the Great

the second of his name

The Lord of Hosts

and King of Kings

His Magnificence

Rinion Mouse

the All Seeing

and Omnipotent

King of All the Russias

ShinyForce

Master of the Four Elements

and Protector of the Realm

His Unpleasantness

kidkiller884

The Deranged

The Grand Vizier

I am nobody

Plane-Changer

and Shape-Shifter

The Most Terrifying

Snowy

Slayer of Many Men,

The Silent

The Cold

Death

The Resident Lycanthrope

nhbigman06

The Archaic

and the Anarchied

Lord Voss

Whose Name is Terror

Whose Profession is Nameless

Bringer of Fear

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o/ Cataclysm!

Some people can only take CUM so many times before getting sick of it them. I applaud your desire to clean them off the map. I hope that when we put a black light to Planet Steve, there is no trace left.

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o/ Cataclysm!

Some people can only take CUM so many times before getting sick of it them. I applaud your desire to clean them off the map. I hope that when we put a black light to Planet Steve, there is no trace left.

Groan...too many puns. :P

Good luck on this war. Though I must say, it looks like TRG and OB are looking to protect CUM from being wiped away.

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