Siberian Tiger Alliance Announcement

[pezstar]

Thanks pez. I'm a man of my word, however.

Actually, you aren't. If we're all wrong, and you are a spy, you broke your promise to uphold our charter in the STA. If you aren't a spy, you lied by saying you were. So either way, you're a liar.

[VIdiot the Great]

Are these possibly more 'what MHA really thinks' logs that were oh so entertaining? And by entertaining I mean more boring than waiting for DrDan to answer a query coherently?

Calling the bluff.

VI

[Madmonkey24]

Are these possibly more 'what MHA really thinks' logs that were oh so entertaining? And by entertaining I mean more boring than waiting for DrDan to answer a query coherently?

Calling the bluff.

VI

I'll admit it, the first ones I plan on dropping aren't all that interesting.

Actually, you aren't. If we're all wrong, and you are a spy, you broke your promise to uphold our charter in the STA. If you aren't a spy, you lied by saying you were. So either way, you're a liar.

Show me the anti-spying clause. Seriously, I can't find it.

Edited February 12, 2009 by Madmonkey24

[Dr. Dan]

Are these possibly more 'what MHA really thinks' logs that were oh so entertaining? And by entertaining I mean more boring than waiting for DrDan to answer a query coherently?

Calling the bluff.

VI

But you ah talk mean about me,;a meanie face pants. No query! ing you now.

[Madmonkey24]

Actually, we're at ten.

Session Start: Wed Feb 11 21:24:11 2009

Session Ident: TheBigBad

Session Ident: TheBigBad (*********)

<TheBigBad> Hello

<Madmonkey24> Herro there

<Madmonkey24> Are you here to trade or insult me?

<Madmonkey24> I can do both

<Madmonkey24> But I would prefer trading

<TheBigBad> why would Insult you?

<Madmonkey24> That's what you do to spies

<Madmonkey24> You must ostracize them

<Madmonkey24> To show you are strong

<Madmonkey24> And technically, I did no spying

<Madmonkey24> Regardless, who's going to hit me?

<Madmonkey24> Make it someone good

<Madmonkey24> I've been saving a huge warchest

<TheBigBad> I dont think your a spy

<Madmonkey24> I'm not

<TheBigBad> I think you would like to have a spy ring

<Madmonkey24> You're good

<TheBigBad> but that it never really worked out

<Madmonkey24> I don't have one

<Madmonkey24> So can I go back to STA now?

<Madmonkey24> I haven't done anything wrong

<Madmonkey24> Other than making up a story

<Madmonkey24> Albeit a good one

<TheBigBad> no they think you have tried to put a target on them

<Madmonkey24> Incorrect, sir

<Madmonkey24> I have placed the target on someone else entirely

<TheBigBad> and you never even bothered to give them any info

<Madmonkey24> Nope

<Madmonkey24> Tyga didn't want it

<Madmonkey24> He basically sent me packing as soon as I offered some

<Madmonkey24> I can't believe he actually cares that much about "principles"

<TheBigBad> I know why did you wait so long to offer any

<Madmonkey24> Vanity is a terrible thing

<Madmonkey24> It's why I talked to you

<Madmonkey24> It's why I ended up offering to TYga

<Madmonkey24> He already knew what I told him

<Madmonkey24> It was just bragging

<TheBigBad> he alteady knew what>

<Madmonkey24> Oh just your petty squabbles

<Madmonkey24> Nothing big

<Madmonkey24> I'm saving the good stuff

<TheBigBad> squabbles?

<TheBigBad> I know where you have been getting your info

<Madmonkey24> The OWF?

<TheBigBad> no

<Madmonkey24> Ohh

<Madmonkey24> From who?

<Madmonkey24> Sponge?

<TheBigBad> no

<Madmonkey24> The Lycaeum?

<TheBigBad> no

<Madmonkey24> The "Tattler"

<Madmonkey24> ?

<Madmonkey24> Various !@#$%^&* things people say to try and pretend they know something?

<Madmonkey24> Heft?

<Madmonkey24> MariMassa?

<Madmonkey24> Degenerate?

<Madmonkey24> Or was it....

<TheBigBad> and what great plan did you have for this info

<Madmonkey24> Kahn?

<Madmonkey24> Or was it Vox?

<Madmonkey24> Oh, you know

<Madmonkey24> (sorry, lag)

<Madmonkey24> Just trying to stick a wrench in everything

<Madmonkey24> And then watch it all burn

<Madmonkey24> The usual

<TheBigBad> yes

<TheBigBad> so many try

<Madmonkey24> I haven't failed yet

<Madmonkey24> Oh no

<Madmonkey24> I'm surprised I'm talking to you

<TheBigBad> well you need to get in line

<Madmonkey24> There's no one in TPF anyway

<Madmonkey24> You weren't a target

<TheBigBad> we have Vox, banned member, and Blackstone all ahead of you

<Madmonkey24> Vox has the worst opsec I've seen

<TheBigBad> they are tools

<Madmonkey24> They are Tools

<TheBigBad> but they serve their purpose

<Madmonkey24> And what is my purpose?

<Madmonkey24> Will I be your casus belli?

<TheBigBad> your not sure

<Madmonkey24> No, I am not

<Madmonkey24> I have their casus belli, by the way

<TheBigBad> whos

<Madmonkey24> It's a good one

<Madmonkey24> I made it myself

<Madmonkey24> So are you for 1V?

<Madmonkey24> Or will you wait it out to see who wins?

<TheBigBad> we are not in one vision

<Madmonkey24> I said "for

<Madmonkey24> "

<Madmonkey24> Not are you

<Madmonkey24> Will you stand with them?

<Madmonkey24> Your treaties say yes

<Madmonkey24> I would hope that you do

<TheBigBad> dont you mean

<TheBigBad> where will One Vision stand?

<Madmonkey24> They've already stood

<Madmonkey24> They're miles ahead

<Madmonkey24> Waiting for everyone to catch up

<Madmonkey24> Do you want to know a secret?

<Madmonkey24> They win.

<Madmonkey24> Every way you run it

<Madmonkey24> They win

<Madmonkey24> There was never any chance anyway

<Madmonkey24> But....

<Madmonkey24> Oh, the "but"

<TheBigBad> did you ever wonder where all those war rumors came from?

<Madmonkey24> I don't give a !@#$ about the rumors, honey

<TheBigBad> I thought you played a part in them

<Madmonkey24> They don't matter

<Madmonkey24> It's the 50 at the top

<Madmonkey24> You all are so stalwart

<Madmonkey24> And so...

<Madmonkey24> difficult

<Madmonkey24> To move into place

<Madmonkey24> The war rumors were an unintended consequence

<Madmonkey24> And actually released tension

<Madmonkey24> Our whole point is to build tension

<Madmonkey24> That's why we've been dropping logs to your leaders

<Madmonkey24> Through surrogates, of course

<Madmonkey24> But it's $%&@ed now

<Madmonkey24> Vox is soooo frustrating

<TheBigBad> why is that

<Madmonkey24> Forget about it

<Madmonkey24> I have to take a shower

<Madmonkey24> Maybe I'll be back

<Madmonkey24> You can rattle off your theories while I'm gone

<Madmonkey24> Also, please get someone professional to hit me

<TheBigBad> I dont have theories

<Madmonkey24> I cannot stress this enough

<Madmonkey24> I would like to go down in flames

<Madmonkey24> If you do a half-$@! job

<Madmonkey24> I will send your little ones packing

<Madmonkey24> Not that it matters

<Madmonkey24> Just do it for me, okay?

<TheBigBad> have to tell most people dont seem to care about you at the moment

<Madmonkey24> Yeah

<Madmonkey24> It is upsetting

<TheBigBad> they think you are blowing smoke

<Madmonkey24> It is all smoke

<Madmonkey24> This is !@#$%^&*

<Madmonkey24> I made it all up

<Madmonkey24> Now let me go home

<TheBigBad> yeah thats what they say

<Madmonkey24> No, you say "Yeah, that's what they all say"

<Madmonkey24> And then the bad cop walks in

<Madmonkey24> And says

<Madmonkey24> "Hey, we've got one of your operatives"

<Madmonkey24> And I say

<Madmonkey24> "Like hell you do"

<TheBigBad> I am the Bad Cop

<Madmonkey24> Try harder Paco

<Madmonkey24> I'm waiting for someone good

<Madmonkey24> Skip the GGA clowns on the way up

<Madmonkey24> I'll be back tomorrow

<TheBigBad> I dont think I will be

Session Close: Wed Feb 11 21:44:34 2009

Boring logs are boring, thus, they don't count. But it helps you all!

Clarification: These are not the logs, that just counts one more person towards X.

Edited February 12, 2009 by Madmonkey24

[pezstar]

I'll admit it, the first ones I plan on dropping aren't all that interesting.

The very first line of the charter mentions not doing things that will bring dishonor to the alliance. Then, there's that whole section about war without permission. Spying has LOOOOONG been an act of war. So yeah. I'd say you breached the charter.

[Madmonkey24]

The very first line of the charter mentions not doing things that will bring dishonor to the alliance. Then, there's that whole section about war without permission. Spying has LOOOOONG been an act of war. So yeah. I'd say you breached the charter.

Okay. So I did breach the charter. I've apologized, but it doesn't mean anything.

[pezstar]

Okay. So I did breach the charter. I've apologized, but it doesn't mean anything.

Of course it doesn't. Neither does that log you just posted. It's nothing. If you have them, post them. Seriously. If not, please, just go away. These little games are pretty silly.

[Madmonkey24]

Of course it doesn't. Neither does that log you just posted. It's nothing. If you have them, post them. Seriously. If not, please, just go away. These little games are pretty silly.

Get someone to call it then. And I enjoy games.

[Jphillips412]

Good show, Tyga.

Very well handled.

[Carrick]

This is absolutely hilarious coming from me, but just drop it Madmonkey and accept whats happened

Edited February 12, 2009 by Jagged Fel

[Madmonkey24]

This is absolutely hilarious coming from me, but just drop it Madmonkey and accept whats happened

Interesting choice of words.

I believe the following came through the higher echelons of the GGA a few days ago. I'll be adding director's commentary to all logs for your viewing pleasure.

***Director's Commentary***

The validity of grocketman's claims are disputable. I've never seen evidence of spies coming out of TOP, or any Citadel alliance for that matter. It's likely that grocketman is a troll, but possible that he was used to manufacture a fallback casus belli. GGA's response was minimal, a change for them as opposed to previous "terrible revelations".

X has been reset, and is much higher. Bigger equals better.

[Eeyore]

it wouldn't be very hard to do better than that.. but meh

x

[VIdiot the Great]

I find it interesting that the only person listed on the right hand part of the screen is ElDruc, and it's his channel. So I don't understand why grocketman doesn't show up in the list.

Maybe someone with more knowledge of IRC can proffer an explanation.

And I agree, hard to get much more mundane than 'some big guy (with a whole 20 nukes) in TOP said to do it so you can't do anything about it.'

VI

[Deuterium Dawn]

I find it interesting that the only person listed on the right hand part of the screen is ElDruc, and it's his channel. So I don't understand why grocketman doesn't show up in the list.

Maybe someone with more knowledge of IRC can proffer an explanation.

And I agree, hard to get much more mundane than 'some big guy (with a whole 20 nukes) in TOP said to do it so you can't do anything about it.'

VI

Someone did a poor job of shopping?

[Thermal Feline]

X has been reset, and is much higher. Bigger equals better.

Meh. Bored ploy for attention grabbing is boring. Rapidly losing interest.

[Madmonkey24]

Meh. Bored ploy for attention grabbing is boring. Rapidly losing interest.

Oh well.

[bzelger]

I find it interesting that the only person listed on the right hand part of the screen is ElDruc, and it's his channel. So I don't understand why grocketman doesn't show up in the list.

Maybe someone with more knowledge of IRC can proffer an explanation.

Grocketman had already left the channel when the screenshots were taken. His leaving the channel is in the logs.

(I wondered that too for a minute).

[VIdiot the Great]

Grocketman had already left the channel when the screenshots were taken. His leaving the channel is in the logs.

(I wondered that too for a minute).

Ah, yup, you got it. I figured someone else would have a better grasp on it than me.

Thanks much.

VI

[Deadshot]

I laughed, a lot. Thank you, this is my favorite post in this thread.

Im glad you took it for what it was

[Gatherum]

I will not be joining Vox.

Gatherum shrugged.

As an alternative, I'm sure Bazza wouldn't mind a 500% growth.

[Otto Verteidiger]

How do I join the STA fan club?

Send 5 easy payments of $3,000,000 to "Imperial Palace" of "Amerikanisches Reich". From there we'll give you a pamphlet, then maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get an application to get into the application pool.

I have no desire to see anyone's private affairs spilled in public, and as that is the only possible material result of calling this ostensible bluff, I hope that those who are facetiously asking to be added to "x" reconsider what they're asking for.

Very well put.

[Alterego]

Gatherum shrugged.

As an alternative, I'm sure Bazza wouldn't mind a 500% growth.

This might help

[Chief Stubbs]

A spy ring? Wow, that's freaking hilarious.

[Bob Ilyani]

nice move, STA. Spies are no good for any self-respecting alliance.