Oceana Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 BEHOLD. The Unexpected Love... Child Treaty Preamble In recognition of the bonds of friendship, respect, and the love child we bear together, the Arrow of Chiron (AoC) and the Templar Knights (TTK) hereby commit to further their ties and do formalize this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty While Cyphon may be the product of our love, we shall remain separate entities and exchange custody on weekends. If either party finds them self in trouble with the law for starting a fight at one of Cyphon's pee wee football games, the other is not required to pick them up. Article II: Playing Nice No member of either signatory's family may participate in, support, or condone physical aggression against a member within the other signatory's family. Violence is not conducive to the love child's environment and the tension may distress him. If a member nation of either signatory's family is found to have done this, they will be ordered to cease attacking within 24 hours of the initial notification and pay the defending family member's hospital costs. This payment of hospital bills must not take place if doing so would be in violation of any pre-existing HMO policies. The defending family member will not retalliate unless there is a failure to comply within the 24 time line. If the attacking family member refuses to resume peaceful existence with the defending family member within the specified time frame, without credible reason explaining the lack of compliance, the parent from that side of the family shall investigate the incident and disown the attacking family member and/or pay hospital bills as needed. Further, the disowned family member is to be considered a rogue by both signatories, and dealt with accordingly. Article III: Communication and Civility Both TTK and AoC agree to keep their phones switched on at all times in case the daycare calls to get Cyphon collected early and for if we find out someone is hanging around the school causing trouble. Both alliances also agree to give the love child a caring home and never to argue with eachother as this might upset him. Article IV: Optional Defense Though neither signatory is required to, if one signatory gets into a fight with other child's parent(s), then the second signatory is strongly encouraged to help protect the love child if they are asked to. This includes helping pay hospital bills and helping to even the odds against the parent(s) in question. The signatory that has been requested to provide help has 72 hours to either come to the love childs defense or reject the request. Article V: Safety and Security Both parents agree that under no circumstances will either parent spy on the other. Furthermore, should one parent find that the ADT security system of one parent is faulty, for the safety of the love child, this information must be shared and discussed immediately. Neither parent shall withhold information from the other about threats to the security or well-being of the other parent or the love child. Both parents shall strive to keep each other informed of threatening situations as often as possible. Article VI: Expenses and Child Support Both parties shall agree to share in the expenses incurred in raising the love child. The amount of contributions made by both parents should be realistic in nature, and not without reason. Requests for child support shall be placed in the other party's embassy and the other parent shall have to acknowledge the request. An acceptable reason must be stated, or else payments will not be forth coming. If child support is rejected, the other party must have a valid reason. Child support can only be asked for in times of need and special circumstance, like emergency trips to the doctor's office for the love child. Any child support payment requests made under false pretenses shall be viewed as a breach of this treaty. Article VII: Termination Termination of this pact requires 72 hours notice. This notice is required to be given firstly via privately between the parents before the daycare or any other childcare providers are notified. Any intentional or planned breaches of the child rearing arrangements will find this treaty null and void immediately, unless otherwise agreed upon by the leadership of both signatories. Enough Said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mila Amo Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 (edited) AoC is happy to be sharing in the joys of raising Cyphon together with TTK. Here's to many many years in a happy maroon home with our bundle of joy! Time to get a soccer mom van! o/ Templar Knights! o/ AoC Hi Cyphon Edited February 8, 2009 by Mila Amo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyphon88 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 (edited) /o TTK /o AoC Just for reference i play Left wing, that way TTK and AoC can jointly stand on the sidelines and watch me play. Yay! Hi Mila Edited February 8, 2009 by Cyphon88 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Hanson Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 o/ TTK o/ AoC long live this glorious treaty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryievla Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Congratulations to the both of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Congrats on a nice treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinOfNemesis Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 This is awesome Congrats both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProdigyNL Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Congrats you two on this fine treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiccan high priest Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 As nice as this treaty is, AOC is responsible for changing Cyphon when he has an accident. 0/ AOC O/ TTK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steff Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Congrats guys!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regent of Omerta Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Left wing? does that mean you will run around in circles? My my you're a confused little child. I knew we should never have given you that chocolate bar and coke. Now you've followed us home..... On a more spectacular note, I am glad this finally came to fruition. I guess it is true that I have no patience lol. o/'s all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicholas III Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 good luck changing Cyphon... And I like this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparten Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshgazza1992 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Awesome Treaty!! Congratulations to TTK and AoC o/ AoC o/ TTK o/ Maroonity Mila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkphysics Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 A great treaty between good friends. o/ Maroonity o/ AoC o/ TTK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kobiashiy Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 (edited) TTK is rolling o/TTK o/AoC Edited February 8, 2009 by kobiashiy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Empire Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 I have a soccer mom van if it needs to be borrowed, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokeikon Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 /me wubs on Mila Congratz to both of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronzeStar12 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Congrats AoC and TTK you are both truly great alliances. <3 Mila. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
603Redneck Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 you get cyphon on the weekends so i can go out to the bars and find him a new mommy for the night....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lefayad1991 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 o/ MILA AMO!!! o/ AoC o/TTK Good luck y'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodrow Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Congrats to my second favorite alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Left wing? does that mean you will run around in circles? My my you're a confused little child. I knew we should never have given you that chocolate bar and coke. Now you've followed us home.....On a more spectacular note, I am glad this finally came to fruition. I guess it is true that I have no patience lol. o/'s all around. Ive tried and tried to help you with that Reggy but you are getting better. Patience is a virtue my friend and good things come to those who wait. Congrats to all oh and BK that tag looks good on you Mila TTK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaitlinK Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 (edited) /me sniffs... they grow up so fast! Congratulations to AoC and TTK... thank you two for keeping it in the family! We all adore both of you so much. o/ AoC o/ TTK Izzy and Mila Edited February 9, 2009 by KaitlinK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkphysics Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Ive tried and tried to help you with that Reggy but you are getting better. Patience is a virtue my friend and good things come to those who wait.Congrats to all oh and BK that tag looks good on you Mila TTK Thanks Bud, I like it a lot myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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