Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) For hither not, I am The Stallion. Come fear, Come Love. I am The Stallion. For the past three weeks since our Lord Boognish came to me in a fever dream, I have amassed a following of loyal cultists who have cultivated the barren wastes of Steve into a suitable compound cathedral where we may kneel at the altar of Boognish and place offerings of Pork Rolls; Eggs and Cheese. However, the hunger of Boognish is eternal and cannot be satisfied by us alone. More acolytes must surrender to the whim of the Boog. Therefore, Boognish Cult do hereby declare a war of conquest against the residents of Buffalo Girls School, GALACTIC ALLIANCE and Serenity by Force. Should any residents of these alliances seek peace for their transgressions against the almighty Boognish, you must drop your allegiances and join us under the banner of Boognish Cult. To all other leaders, we invite you to join us on our server at Buckingham Green. Signed: Pandy Fackler - The Stallion Boognish - Bumblebee Edited August 21, 2019 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Time to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyanna Mormont Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Boognish is a thirsty god who requires pixels to chomp and cultists to worship him day and night. The pixels we burn are the candles we light, see the lights, join us in our exaltation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL Bundy Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 hahaha interesting. Al Bundy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 https://youtu.be/ExADRo71j2w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 33 minutes ago, AL Bundy said: hahaha interesting. Al Bundy These alliances have continually insulted and abused the sacred gentleman’s agreements that we all respect and admire. We can only look the other way for so long until our righteous blade delivers the death blow of retribution. Today is that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted August 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Pandy FacklerToday at 00:08 i love logging in to find my opponent has dropped loot BoognishToday at 00:09 presents for boognish! he laid them at the alter Pandy FacklerToday at 00:10 let us see what the rest of them have for us! BoognishToday at 00:10 they can join us if they like Pandy FacklerToday at 00:12 well one of them spied a nuke if he'd just left them alone.... maybe i should give him a warning, in case he changes his tune BoognishToday at 00:13 he is being sacrificed he could repent? Pandy FacklerToday at 00:13 maybe he is still a heathen BoognishToday at 00:13 how generous do you feel? what if he converts? Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14 perhaps boognish wills the radiation to cleanse him? BoognishToday at 00:14 ohhhhh the glow Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14 his spies have a taste for uranium BoognishToday at 00:14 the glow will burn away his heathen ways that is why he spied your nuke Pandy FacklerToday at 00:14 let all his people bathe in the radioactive splendour BoognishToday at 00:14 he is afraid he is afraid of what the truth will reveal and how we will see his true heart we must nuke him to free him Pandy FacklerToday at 00:15 if the others stay away from the precious glow bombs they will be spared BoognishToday at 00:15 yes ohh if they send dirty spies in then we can't save them Pandy FacklerToday at 00:16 we should inform the masses BoognishToday at 00:16 Pandy, if they do not hear the gospel of boognish how can they heed the cult ? they are lost in ignorance Fair warning: Any attempts to spy Boognish nukes will result in the culprit eating one of the nukes. Stay away from the precious glow bomb and it will stay away from you. Edited August 21, 2019 by Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aris Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 The glow bombs are the worlds salvation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) When Son of Taepor wants to respond here with diplomatic reasoning about why we should feel safe from his terroristic ways, then perhaps peace can be arranged. Planet Steve is in a troubling place when mischievous rulers like SoT are allowed to roam freely and cause trouble. He has threatened us too many times and we will no longer turn the other cheek. Edited August 24, 2019 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRash Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 hey LH your with the boog ???? oh and it looks like SoT still has me on block list because i cant see his comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hitchcock Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, RoadRash said: hey LH your with the boog ???? oh and it looks like SoT still has me on block list because i cant see his comment I am. We started late in the round. I am rather disappointed in the direction of leadership my old comrades in D1 has taken and ashamed to say that the very thing the revered D1 and RE tried to eliminate, is now what we see in D1 today. Edit: Since this post D1 has made clear that SoTs action are of his own and not endorsed or supported by D1. Edit Again: SoT has attempted to guilt trip us into being ‘jerks’, his sad manipulating attempt to make us out to be the ‘bad people’ has not gone unanswered. We have reiterated our stance and our disapproval of his shenanigans in private and that we will accept his apology once he his done kicking-and-screaming. Edited August 25, 2019 by Lord Hitchcock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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