Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) I am here to establish my ownership over all present as your king god like the mummy but not because I not fail I succeed. You are all now subjects of the KOREAN NEW WORLD OWNER shortened gracefully by my literary genius KOREAN WORLD OWNER it has a nice ding to it. Here is your charter also dictated by my literary genius. Introduction We, the nations of the New Pacific Order, agree to promote national sovereignty, defend our fellow nations against outside aggression and advance the Pacifican way of life to the world. Article I: Admission Any nation wishing to join the New Pacific Order that has requested membership will be admitted, provided said nation does not belong to any other alliances and is approved. Article II: Structure of the Order The Emperor The Emperor is the Sovereign of the alliance. As such, the Emperor has the sole power over the affairs of the alliance, although such powers can be delegated to others. The Emperor serves for life or until resignation. Every Emperor is appointed by their predecessor and ascends to the throne upon the termination of the latter's reign. In the absence of the Emperor, the Regent shall execute the duties of the Emperor. Government The Emperor can create any office and appoint any member to that office at his or her sole discretion. The Emperor can delegate power to said office to the extent that the Emperor deems appropriate. Such offices may, at the Emperor's discretion, create subordinate positions, delegate power to said positions and appoint members to them. The Emperor is the final authority on all matters and as such, any office, position or policy within the alliance may be altered or removed at the Emperor's will. The Body Republic All member nations of the New Pacific Order will automatically have a seat in the Body Republic. Article III: Expulsion from the Order Any nation member can submit a motion to expel a fellow member from the Order to the Body Republic floor. In order for the motion to carry, a supermajority (defined herein as 75% + 1) of the voting nations must vote in favor of the expulsion. There will be a time limit of 36 hours on expulsion votes and the expulsion will be carried as long as the nations who vote equal at least 10% +1 of the Body Republic. The Emperor can not be expelled from the Order. The Emperor can pardon any nation from expulsion. The Emperor can also expel members on his own initiative, without a vote. Article IV: Amendments to the Charter Any nation can submit a motion to amend the Charter to the Body Republic floor. Discussion will take place for a period of no less than 8 hours but no more than 36 hours. If a supermajority (defined herein as 75% + 1) of the voting nations voice support for the amendment before the 36 hour time limit is reached then the motion will be considered passed and carried as long as the nations who vote equal at least 10% +1 of the Body Republic. Each change to the charter mentioned in an Article IV amendment motion requires a separate vote for each change within the Article IV amendment thread for each change to be considered passed and carried. All who do not bow to your god will be dealt with in threats developed from our superior underground weapons testings and longly worded essays to address insolence. Dictated on the first day, Kim Jong lllest Edited September 22, 2014 by Kim Jong lllest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 From one Great and Powerful Emperor to another, I welcome the Best Korean dictator and his oddly Pacifican charter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 This is, with no competition in sight, the greatest and most important event in the history of Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 From one Great and Powerful Emperor to another, I welcome the Best Korean dictator and his oddly Pacifican charter. Thank you noble subject your kind words bring a pleasant tear to roll down the cheek of king god. But do know the establishing document is thousands of years old and was stolen as result of evil espionage. Of course that part of genius of king god, he knew of spy and allowed him to take document to disseminate it and normalize among planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commanderragnar Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 I for-one. Welcome our Korean overlords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 This is, with no competition in sight, the greatest and most important event in the history of Bob. A slight yet oddly pleasant-sounding sniffle from king god establishes his acceptance of your fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Thank you noble subject your kind words bring a pleasant tear to roll down the cheek of king god. But do know the establishing document is thousands of years old and was stolen as result of evil espionage. Of course that part of genius of king god, he knew of spy and allowed him to take document to disseminate it and normalize among planet. Of course, the global narrative all makes perfect sense now. I cannot wait for the new era in effect to start reflecting in the course of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Of course, the global narrative all makes perfect sense now. I cannot wait for the new era in effect to start reflecting in the course of the world. King god is always dictated all, past and present, and future. You will not notice much change in your daily life because of this except a wild feeling of euphoria all of time in present and future because of knowledge of your king god's existence on world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Quit horsing around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scourge Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 (edited) Oh look, a peace mode warrior. How original. Edited September 22, 2014 by Scourge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Quit horsing around. In order to fix this clearly mistaken utterance of subject I have provided testimony, concisely and expertly dictated through a new program I developed to do so and have named Kim Siri. I get me my money in stacks and lace my subjects with 9 figures dont need no fingers on nickle plated 9 triggas Must see my subjects praisin me I see them while they cryin up and pleadin nod my head now them people screamin see me in flesh and test and get your chest blown straight up a god, don't get blown my pretenders cry like ho's kneel down cry mercy fo sho is you tryin be a foe ? don't exist now you know ? they aint waitin on no Death Row justice is quick but baby I got to gets mo' you scream and go 'Kim Jong" and I ain't stopping' till I'm well laid all hailed now young boy, see your god made visions of guns and fires no need to open fire buncha non believers who won't rise until I die ask me why I'm the god king and not high and why I fly not roll by Fake gods will see me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 This will end very badly for you..Impressive 1st day....LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 This reign of glory, benevolence and kindness will have no end because of our dedication..Impressive 1st day....LOL My subject has spoken correctly thank you for your kind words they are uplifting to your king god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Is this the new Korean Francoism? I say, welcome glorious leader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HM Solomon I Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Is this the new Korean Francoism? I say, welcome glorious leader! I'm sorry this thread already has plenty of nonsense, it doesn't need yours added to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Is this the new Korean Francoism? I say, welcome glorious leader! This is the original Kimism, Francoism was a method of establishing my rule on the planet before my arrival and it has most of the ideas correct except a distinct lack of myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 You're a funny guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 You're a funny guy You affiliate yourself with GATO. I have identified the first pretender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YOLO SWAG Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Don't drag me into this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister black Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 i love north korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Support for myself god king and KOREA WORLD OWNER is growing as recognition of one true justice god myself happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 I, for, one say welcome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevolutionaryRebel Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 What is the position of Kora upon the Zulu? I feel that as movements which have both been placed under oppression, you may hold a.... unique insight into them. If INT doesn't drop the idiot ball and support you guys, then they're doomed. :smug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong lllest Posted September 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 What is the position of Kora upon the Zulu? I feel that as movements which have both been placed under oppression, you may hold a.... unique insight into them. If INT doesn't drop the idiot ball and support you guys, then they're doomed. :smug: The zulu were great worshippers, when Ubuntu came to heaven it was signal for Kim Jong Illest king god to come to the surface to righten bob. Korea has never been oppressed only enlightened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yagrumo Posted September 23, 2014 Report Share Posted September 23, 2014 Swine, fuck you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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