Arcane Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/15fc1260.jpg[/img] Greetings readers! This week, I, Zapulon the Fantominalstic, will read you secret destinies of the Farkistani government, as writ in the stars themselves. [b]one_eighty_two[/b], a Sagittarius, will find himself in new and exciting circumstances. He will be best advised to avoid buying red meat that day, as it will only make the wolves more vicious. Also, as Pamplona is rising in the Etrurian quadrant, it would be a good time to pursue a new romance. Preferably in a new city, as the last of his romances has probably gotten to the cops by now. [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/9f1d9421.jpg[/img] [b]Raving MainyYak[/b] should focus on doing what comes naturally. Also, he has the Moon in the seventh inning, making it a good time to make bad decisions. But the stars repeat themselves. [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/6cc84be0.jpg[/img] A Pisces, [b]Atanatar[/b] is...oh man, that's nasty. Anyone nearby is advised by the concatenation of Polaris and Triton to wear a poncho around Atanatar to avoid the inevitable indelible stains. [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/4eb2d6e4.jpg[/img] The stars regret to say that there is nothing interesting or entertaining about [b]Manwithplanx[/b], with the possible exception of the police's reaction to his 2 terabyte "art" collection. [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/3675f025.jpg[/img] For [b]Country Mouse[/b], a Gemini, the stars tell an epic tale of romance, intrigue, heroic acts, a love that defies governments and endures the ages, and a loyal friend that stays valiantly by his side. And still the stars can't get him to fall asleep. It's "date night" with that pulsar in sector Z-7-99 and the stars are wearing their "special underthings." They aren't making any promises or anything, but someone is having the big "N" tonight. Ask your mom, SHE knows how the stars roll. [IMG]http://i348.photobucket.com/albums/q341/MainyYak/ca3b095c.jpg[/img] Thus concludes this weeks astral reading. Please join I, Zapulon, next week as I reveal why you should stay away from pasteurized fruit juices on Tuesday. tl;dr April 2012 Farkistan TotalFark Council: one_eighty_two (182 to his friends, if he had any) - Speaker of the Council Raving MainyYak Atantar Manwithplanx Country Mouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Congratulations to the Erected o/ Fark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BozDaBoz Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Congrats to the new [s]Overlords[/s] Council Members! [sub]we are SO doomed...[/sub] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 182 got in. I'll go check another thing off my Signs of the Bobocalypse list. /doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutKast Posted April 1, 2012 Report Share Posted April 1, 2012 Another great Lineup ! Congrats to all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Eighty Two Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 [img]http://www.techinasia.com/techinasia/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/demotivation.jpeg[/img] Oh, wait.... Thanks, and congrats to the rest of the council! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D2theMcV Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Who [i]are[/i] these people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Congrats my Brothers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutKast Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 [quote name='D2theMcV' timestamp='1333331638' post='2947115'] Who [i]are[/i] these people? [/quote] It's just U re-incarnated / Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fireguy15207 Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 (edited) 182 becoming Speaker is a cautionary tale about jokingly voting for someone. Edited April 3, 2012 by fireguy15207 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smontag Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 congrats guys 182 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Louis the II Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Congrats to our brothers in Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enamel32 Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 0/ FARK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prozenz Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Remember Radio Silence guys. /congrats and such! :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Incoming mindless hail...DELIVERED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phineas Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 [quote name='Prozenz' timestamp='1333684157' post='2948884'] Remember Radio Silence guys. /congrats and such! :beer: [/quote] First, congrats to the council members! Second, I appreciate that you're joking about the radio silence thing here, but wow, it's almost like a majority of alliances is into this radio silence business the past few weeks, whether formally, or people are just too timid to speak up or something else... Third, since there is no third, return to the first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 I love Fark nearly as much as I love nukes... and thats saying a LOT! [b]FARK[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Waldie Posted April 7, 2012 Report Share Posted April 7, 2012 congradz GUYS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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