HHAYD Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) Please get out your notes and your pens or pencils. Done? Okay. All you have to do is to win the OOC bickering and hold your position for more than 30 pages of bittersweet posts ranging from complaints to confusion to obvious hate. Be prepared for a CNRP war that was meant to last for at most a week to extend into months from the consistent delays caused by OOC fighting, if the CNRP war ever finishes. If you win the OOC fights, you win the CNRP wars. In other words, win the OOC wars before winning the IC wars. Remember this math formula: [quote]((average highest tech)-(average lowest tech))*(Amount of combatants)*(Amount of preexisting technorant in combatants' military and defense)*(Amount of hotheaded stubborn combatants)*(Amount of tech-addict combatants)*(Inactivity or incompetence of GMs)=[b]Amount of OOC bickering[/b] ([b]Amount of OOC bickering[/b])*(Amount of combatants)*(Inactivity of combatants)*[(Average smallest military size)-(Average largest military size)]=[u]How long it will take for a CNRP war to finish[/u][/quote] That's all. Class dismissed. See you again after the next OOC war. May the Admin have enough server storage space and bandwidth to handle all of your OOC bickering. Edited January 27, 2012 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justinian the Mighty Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 It's not funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted January 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 [quote name='Justinian the Mighty' timestamp='1327629930' post='2907793'] It's not funny anymore. [/quote] I wasn't being funny, I was being serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markus Wilding Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 You didn't see the Swedish-Finnish War, did you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 I thought the lesson was "bomb everything". Then you win, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triyun Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Or pay me tech, as I actually have won wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 This is getting silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kankou Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1327634687' post='2907855'] Or pay me tech, as I actually have won wars. [/quote] Triyun, how many one-on-one wars have you won? Because let's face it: While diplomacy is the extension of warfare, making allies through soemwhat dubious methods and using them to nuke/bomb the other side to nothing isn't really being good at being war. That's being good utilizing OOC and IC connections. Edited January 27, 2012 by Kankou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Oh dear, another one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centurius Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 One of these days I'll make a School of School of Warfare threads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) Or you could just make a thread that links them all Edited January 27, 2012 by Subtleknifewielder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggressivenutmeg Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 [quote name='Horo the Wise Wolf' timestamp='1327651984' post='2908100'] This is getting silly. [/quote] It was always silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HHAYD Posted January 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1327634604' post='2907854'] I thought the lesson was "bomb everything". Then you win, no? [/quote] Whoever taught your lesson forgot to tell you that for every two to three IC moves you make, you usually have to win an OOC fight. Edited January 28, 2012 by HHAYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangeline Anovilis Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 IC is just the extension of OOC by other means... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo the Wise Wolf Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1327712131' post='2908529'] Whoever taught your that lesson forgot to tell you that for every two to three IC moves you make, you usually have to win an OOC fight. [/quote] That is a fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzydog Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 [quote name='HHAYD' timestamp='1327712131' post='2908529'] Whoever taught your lesson forgot to tell you that for every two to three IC moves you make, you usually have to win an OOC fight. [/quote] Well, if you get a ton of shady allies from out of nowhere, mainly big players from across the globe that have no reason to befriend you, then you can easily wipe out anyone instantly with no opposition, because if someone complains OoCly there's a group of you drown them out. c: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted January 28, 2012 Report Share Posted January 28, 2012 [i][font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Who[/font][/i] [font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]run the world?[/font] [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEDCJT Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 [quote name='Subtleknifewielder' timestamp='1327658890' post='2908130'] Oh dear, another one? [/quote] We need a West Point of CNRP thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subtleknifewielder Posted January 29, 2012 Report Share Posted January 29, 2012 Yeah, right. We need a West Point like a horse needs a burr under their saddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 [quote name='Owned-You' timestamp='1327733010' post='2908699'] [i][font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]Who[/font][/i] [font="Lucida Sans Unicode"]run the world?[/font] [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/ph34r.gif[/img] [/quote] Girls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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