Lord Velox Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Charles Stuart' timestamp='1304500600' post='2705889'] Just pull it out and wave it around already. [/quote] Nah unlike you i don't have to,I'm not going to rub it in your faces but the fact he tries to diss GOONS and make it seem like he's objective rather than obnoxious gets on my nerves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 1 Platinum Card of Tears = 100 Bitter Cheek Tears 100 Angry Repetitive Tears = 1 Bitter Cheek Tear 100 Dried Up Alliance Trying to Hold On To Anything They Can Tears = 1 Angry Repetitive Tear 100 NPO Tears = 1 Dried Up Alliance Trying to Hold On To Anything They Can Tear The fractions from here forward get rather complicated depending on the amount of tears presently in our economy, sadly our Dong Master does not account for inflation because he is lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farseli Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Oh man, you mean to say that I'm going to need about 500,000,000 NPO tears to get a free carwash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speakerwire Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Farseli' timestamp='1304511300' post='2705938'] Oh man, you mean to say that I'm going to need about 500,000,000 NPO tears to get a free carwash? [/quote] If only they'd accepted the terms sooner, last week you got a free hotdog with every car wash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SADeki Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Farseli' timestamp='1304511300' post='2705938'] Oh man, you mean to say that I'm going to need about 500,000,000 NPO tears to get a free carwash? [/quote] It's a lot easier than it sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304510370' post='2705934'] Correct. Now bow down like a good loser. [/quote] Make me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304512515' post='2705943'] Make me. [/quote] Yeah, we are wrapping that up now, aren't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304512715' post='2705944'] Yeah, we are wrapping that up now, aren't we? [/quote] The only thing you've wrapped up so far is delaying me from leaving Peace Mode by about a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304512977' post='2705948'] The only thing you've wrapped up so far is delaying me from leaving Peace Mode by about a month. [/quote] Oh well, must be easy to sit back and watch it burn. It being your AA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304513170' post='2705949'] Oh well, must be easy to sit back and watch it burn. It being your AA. [/quote] Is that the best that GOONS, with all the powers of hegemony and the darker side, can come up with? Barking like puppies? I refuse to bow to you. Pacifica refuses to bow to you. No manner of NS lost will change that we're still going to be spitting in your faces. Do something about it! Punch me more. Get your allies to do the punching for you. Keep on trying failed method after failed method while your frustration feeds me. Edited May 4, 2011 by Letum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304510370' post='2705934'] Do we count the 2.4b coming in now or is that discounted? If it's discounted then we got 6 million 2 billion trillions pubbie tears from your terrible alliance. Also that number goes up almost hourly. Your post alone counts as 50 bitter cheek tears, those are worth more. 100 bitter cheek tears can be traded in for 1 platinum card of tears. 5 of those cards is good for a free carwash. [/quote] According to my first look at it, from the beginning of the war untill yesterday you guys have received about 8,5-9 billion francos from your allies. Hurry up, you've got roughly 21 days to hit 10 billion GOONS is like a VIP "escort service provider" Edited May 4, 2011 by alyster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='alyster' timestamp='1304513566' post='2705953'] According to my first look at it, from the beginning of the war untill yesterday you guys have received about 8,5-9 billion francos from your allies. Hurry up, you've got roughly 21 days to hit 10 billion GOONS is like a VIP prostitute. [/quote] Which is a far cry from the TRILLIONS post I set out to mock. The second half of the war the majority of aid coming from UMB was done with tech deals, so not all aid sent was a free aid drop. [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304513454' post='2705952'] Is that the best that GOONS, with all the powers of hegemony and the darker side, can come up with? Barking like puppies? I refuse to bow to you. Pacifica refuses to bow to you. No matter of NS lost will change that we're still going to be spitting in your faces. Do something about it! Punch me more. Get your allies to do the punching for you. Keep on trying failed method after failed method while your frustration feeds me. [/quote] Really? Are you really going to toss "some day" threats while in peace mode? Seriously? NPO already bowed to Doomhouse son, go read the first post of this thread. You bowed and you bowed hard. Edited May 4, 2011 by mrwuss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 You know, enjoy it mrwuss. Cause if I'd be in an alliance that would need nearly 3 billion in aid per month to be able to fight, I'd be pretty embarrassed and go away with out saying anything. Would Umbrella or FAN be boosting like this here, I'd be pretty much like "yeah...:-/" But you're hilarious my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalasin Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304513454' post='2705952'] Is that the best that GOONS, with all the powers of hegemony and the darker side, can come up with? Barking like puppies? I refuse to bow to you. Pacifica refuses to bow to you. No manner of NS lost will change that we're still going to be spitting in your faces. Do something about it! Punch me more. Get your allies to do the punching for you. Keep on trying failed method after failed method while your frustration feeds me. [/quote] What would constitute bowing on these forums? Agreeing to bring large numbers of your upper tier out of peacemode to be destroyed by your enemies? You can say whatever you like. As your former emperor was kind enough to remind me, words are cheap, and we should judge a man (or woman) by their actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Velox Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='alyster' timestamp='1304514056' post='2705957'] You know, enjoy it mrwuss. Cause if I'd be in an alliance that would need nearly 3 billion in aid per month to be able to fight, I'd be pretty embarrassed and go away with out saying anything. Would Umbrella or FAN be boosting like this here, I'd be pretty much like "yeah...:-/" But you're hilarious my friend [/quote] Your alliance needs the same amount of meatshields to fight. AND LOSE. Edited May 4, 2011 by Lord Velox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='alyster' timestamp='1304514056' post='2705957'] You know, enjoy it mrwuss. Cause if I'd be in an alliance that would need nearly 3 billion in aid per month to be able to fight, I'd be pretty embarrassed and go away with out saying anything. Would Umbrella or FAN be boosting like this here, I'd be pretty much like "yeah...:-/" But you're hilarious my friend [/quote] That's the difference between you and men. Men accept when they need help and they use it to the best ability they can. Like forcing your enemy to bow out and allow their largest members to be beat in the face while people like you watch and pretend it's not happening. Also you folks should get together and come up with an number everyone will use, I've heard 3b, 9b, trillions....etc. Put your minds to task and use them for something simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Guys, guys, guys. Please. Don't forget to add "ON A WHIM" after you mention moving millions/billions/trillions/gazillions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote] Really? Are you really going to toss "some day" threats while in peace mode? Seriously? [/quote] "some day" threats? Dear sir, I am not threatening you, nor making some vague assertion that I'll turn this around at the future. I'm simply stating the cold, hard truth: no matter how many soldiers you send, no matter how many airstrikes you make, no matter how many nukes you launch, you can never make me bow. The only thing that has ever made me bend over is the prospect of pleasure, not of pain. But, if your alliance, with all its reputation as tough guys, is content with mere statistics as a substitute for people bowing to you...well, I'll just have to state my disappointment. [quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1304514058' post='2705958'] What would constitute bowing on these forums? Agreeing to bring large numbers of your upper tier out of peacemode to be destroyed by your enemies? You can say whatever you like. As your former emperor was kind enough to remind me, words are cheap, and we should judge a man (or woman) by their actions. [/quote] That's the point, no matter how hard you try and scratch at somebody's pixels, you can never reach the person behind them. It's a lesson the Pacific learnt the hard way, and it's a lesson that I, being the gracious person that I am, seek to let GOONS know about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304514290' post='2705960'] Also you folks should get together and come up with an number everyone will use, I've heard 3b, 9b, trillions....etc. Put your minds to task and use them for something simple. [/quote] It wasnt far off 2 billion with in the first 21 days of the war, so if that rate stayed stable then on day 100 of the war which is today you would of got around 10 billion as an estimate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304514889' post='2705963'] "some day" threats? Dear sir, I am not threatening you, nor making some vague assertion that I'll turn this around at the future. I'm simply stating the cold, hard truth: no matter how many soldiers you send, no matter how many airstrikes you make, no matter how many nukes you launch, you can never make me bow. The only thing that has ever made me bend over is the prospect of pleasure, not of pain. But, if your alliance, with all its reputation as tough guys, is content with mere statistics as a substitute for people bowing to you...well, I'll just have to state my disappointment. [b]That's the point, no matter how hard you try and scratch at somebody's pixels, you can never reach the person behind them. It's a lesson the Pacific learnt the hard way, and it's a lesson that I, being the gracious person that I am, seek to let GOONS know about.[/b] [/quote] Erm, perhaps you are taking things way too serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Lord Velox' timestamp='1304514266' post='2705959']Your alliance needs the same amount of meatshields to fight.[/quote] We were talking about nearly 3 billion francos per month in monetary aid, what on earth are you talking about [quote]That's the difference between you and men. Men accept when they need help and they use it to the best ability they can.[/quote] I come from the world where the man has to be the provider not the poor begger. Anyway with 5 top tier nations GOONS surely do need help and badly. That's what I was implying to from the beginning. Thank you. Edited May 4, 2011 by alyster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1304515302' post='2705968'] Erm, perhaps you are taking things way too serious. [/quote] Do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Napalm Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 Y'know, i really don't mind NPO. There's some ok people in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='alyster' timestamp='1304509649' post='2705931'] Does anyone know the number how many trillions GOONS got in this war? Would be interesting to know. [/quote] So far, about 0.0096 trillion. [img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerisO_OL10.jpg[/img] [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304513454' post='2705952'] Is that the best that GOONS, with all the powers of hegemony and the darker side, can come up with? Barking like puppies? I refuse to bow to you. Pacifica refuses to bow to you. No manner of NS lost will change that we're still going to be spitting in your faces. Do something about it! Punch me more. Get your allies to do the punching for you. Keep on trying failed method after failed method while your frustration feeds me. [/quote] I kind of like this. Please continue to refuse to "bow to us" and tell us you're going to be in peace mode even longer. Frankly, I hope you refuse to bow to us and not fight us because you think it annoys us [i][b]forever[/b][/i] and you stay in peace mode until Planet Bob ceases to exist. I hope you rot there forever. That would satisfy me greatly. I doubt more than a handful of people in our entire side of the web is genuinely "frustrated" that they can't fight you. Most of the comments I see aren't whining, they're insults about how bad your strategy is. It's like your solution to being beaten up by the schoolyard bully is to beat yourself up. You sure showed us! [right][img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerisdisR10.jpg[/img][/right] [quote name='alyster' timestamp='1304514056' post='2705957'] You know, enjoy it mrwuss. Cause if I'd be in an alliance that would need nearly 3 billion in aid per month to be able to fight, I'd be pretty embarrassed and go away with out saying anything. Would Umbrella or FAN be boosting like this here, I'd be pretty much like "yeah...:-/" But you're hilarious my friend [/quote] Aid is a tool of war, same as allies, treaties, nukes, spies, airplanes, tanks, ground attacks, cruise missiles -- are you expecting us to actually be embarrassed that we accepted aid? Here's a question I pose to you: Do you honestly think NPO and company would've won if GOONs didn't get aid? If so, you value aid and the GOONs war machine pretty highly. And if NPO and crew actually had the capacity to send aid of their own, they could've actually won! If not, then what's the point in you complaining about it? Is NPO just mad that they can't even come close to the level of aid and ally assistance that our side did, so they have to resort to taunts? Otherwise, what's the point? Sore losers? Gotta have something to whine about? Gotta be the guy who keeps running his mouth even after he lost the fight? [img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aeriswutL1.jpg[/img] [quote name='the rebel' timestamp='1304514974' post='2705964'] It wasnt far off 2 billion with in the first 21 days of the war, so if that rate stayed stable then on day 100 of the war which is today you would of got around 10 billion as an estimate. [/quote] Good guess. Last check it was around $9,600,000,000 and 4,500,000 soldiers. Add another 21 days to that (though it's possible the amount won't maintain at the same rate as it has been, due to decreased need), plus our 2,400,000,000 in reps. Frankly it's giving me new hopes for future war rep amounts. If our own allies can give us 9.6b just because, getting a few billion in reps seems pretty easy. [right][img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerishehR1.jpg[/img][/right] [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1304515415' post='2705970'] Do something about it. [/quote] I'm already doing something about it: laughing. [img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerishehL5.jpg[/img] (Also in before someone quotes only that one sentence above and compares GOONs to schoolyard bullies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 4, 2011 Report Share Posted May 4, 2011 [quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1304517044' post='2705982'] I kind of like this. Please continue to refuse to "bow to us" and tell us you're going to be in peace mode even longer. Frankly, I hope you refuse to bow to us and not fight us because you think it annoys us [i][b]forever[/b][/i] and you stay in peace mode until Planet Bob ceases to exist. I hope you rot there forever. That would satisfy me greatly. I doubt more than a handful of people in our entire side of the web is genuinely "frustrated" that they can't fight you. Most of the comments I see aren't whining, they're insults about how bad your strategy is. It's like your solution to being beaten up by the schoolyard bully is to beat yourself up. You sure showed us! [right][img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aerisdisR10.jpg[/img][/right] [/quote] Erm, so sorry to cut your rant a bit short but...I'm not staying in peace mode. I've been bugging our IO's to let me out of peace mode for months. And if you guys hadn't made it into a peace demand, I would have actually been able to leave then too. Sorry if you were trying to read between the lines, but the point isn't that you can't touch my nation because of some hippy shield...the point is, that in three weeks, all that's going to be different is that I'll have less NS, and will have had a lot of fun with some Umbrella, MK or NoR nations. I'll still be here, and i'll still be pissing in your victory soup. So yeah. You've kinda missed the target there. You get points for the effort though. Keep trying to do something about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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