In Spades

:lol: We all can't be perfect. I'll make you some VA war propaganda in your stead. All it costs is a few pints of beer o/

I suppose those boats are going to be filled with war loot and stolen womenz now Onward!

O/ the Spartan war machine!! Good hunting!!

See kids? Even people in peace mode can use Photoshop!

I hope you nuke me first . We wish you well even if we are on opposite sides of the field this time. But we can't wait to join swords and drinks again real soon. o/VA

A message from your neighborhood-friendly Monos Archein Alliance It has recently come to our attention that there’s been too many DoW’s on the OWF. You can’t even punt an orphan anymore without seeing a declaration of war. Shortly after reading what all the hubbub was about, we started laughing, and had a jolly old time reading all the drama. Then Echelon declared on any nation at war against the NPO, the least of which being the Global Order of Darkness and Ragnarok, of which we did not find so funny. Ironically, our coalition of the doomed was unofficially named Karma before people dropped their treaties with the NPO faster than a hooker on a crystal meth binge. The entire ongoing ordeal is pretty friggin hilarious, if I do say so myself. If irony could write books, we’d all have a personal Encyclopedia Britannica set by now from just yesterday alone. However, Karma is an inescapable presence in our everyday lives. It lives, breathes, and watches over everything we do or say. Should actions we take reflect a poor sense of humanity; it knows even if we choose to ignore it. Karma is a very patient abstract of our human consciousness, and when you least expect it; it comes by and kicks you right where it hurts. Which brings us to today. I’m proud to be present before you as a humble servitor of Karma and loyal member of Maroonity and the Superfriends. On this day, we officially join our brothers and sisters on the battlefront. Pursuant to our ties with the Global Order of Darkness and Ragnarok, we hereby recognize a state of hostilities on Echelon in defense of our brothers already on the battlefront. Td;dr - It has recently came to our attention that Echelon has declared war on everyone defending OV from being curbstomped by the NPO; the least of which being Ragnarok and the Global Order of Darkness. Pursuant to our love for our brothers on the front in the name of Karma, we hereby declare war on Echelon. Any other alliance that should declare on ANY of our maroon brethren can consider themselves an enemy of ours. Signed by Monos Archein, KaitlinK, Most Troublesome Archein Mamaduck, Ringmaster of Doom In Spades, Drunken Typist PS: Speaking of Karma, I leave you all with this little gem from last year; Karma’s a b*&$%, isn’t it?!

Yeah, because noone with an iron rod in their head didn't see that one coming o/honor

Have fun being curbstomped by MHA. I'm sure they won't look too fondly on this one.

Hey, at least rolling a hard six is much funnier than any Rick Roll that I've ever seen.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, great friends you got there, NPO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, nononono, wait wait wait....... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Someone is eating some crow tonight!! In all seriousness, congratulations on what must have been an extremely hard decision. I know that must have been hard, but what's done is done. Time to move on.

I have to say that that's the most badass treaty cancellation EVER! o/Sparta

Congrats to our RnR brothers on another fine election pick!! o/Dannyboy!

I wish I could take out that silver tongue of yours Archon and put it in my own. o/

I'm glad to see you guys have moved on and evolved like all good alliances should when something like this happens. Congratulations!

Sparta wins hands down. I don't think there's even a question about that one.

Correction: Our MDoAP with TTK is now an MADP because we <3 each other so much come hell or high water. A wonderful presentation regardless of any small discrepencies, sir. And a way better job than I could ever do.

I'm rooting for Jesus myself. In which case, I'm sure there were some-type of snakes or vipers/whatever in the bible.

I'm at a LOSS of no negative feelings over this while we're on the pun roll.

If he won't love you, I certainly will . I've always wanted a stuffed-wilson of my very own.

Congratulations on all the success!! I only see STA going onwards and upwards.

For the "calm before the storm", this place is crazy with distraught

GOONs.....Bilrow... lol It sounds like there's a law I don't know about that the acronym GOONs and the name Bilrow must at all times be at least 17 words away from each other before butthurt begins, regardless of how inane the statement is.

This man speaks the truth I say within the next three hours.

VE makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, even when a treaty is cancelled. Did you put something in the tap water?