jalap

It's a selfie, you know :)

It was war more than only the rum gone. As for the caption: "Ceci n'est pas une !@#$%" (hmm, that pussy being an English word referring to a cute little cat which also has another meaning, hence getting cencored here)

Cheers on achieving peace on this front. Most of NoR were fine opponents, thumbs up for that. They clearly were fighting because they enjoyed the game. A shame others only war because they enjoy their ego.

If stats decided on who wins a war, then I shall quote King Pyrrhus in honor of Stevie and NG: "If we are victorious in one more battle with *insert CN alliance*, we shall be utterly ruined."

But did he actually fight, or just lob nukes?

Well, congratulations on closing this front. Cheers to all involved!

Congratulations to all involved. It was a fun fight. I didn't have any issues with plan B before the war and that hasn't changed. We were all performing our duties. Happy rebuilding to plan B. And we'll just carry on to fight on the remaining fronts :)

Oh man :( My condolences to his family and friends.

Still practically everybody I fought acted honorable. Surely it can't be that exceptional. To me, war is a way to get to know new people, here in cn. Usually, it's fun to get to know them. And to be honest, I believe this was the first negative experience we had with NoR. I'll admit to my mistake of judging the alliance based on the actions of 1 member.

As a further illustration of how useless we are: if I was to get 6M from an opposing alliance and that clearly was a mistake, then I would not accept it. Instead of making fun of it on the OWF. Not accepting it feels like the honorable thing to do. To me at least. Maybe NoR has a different definition of honour.

This one got ordered to attack to pick up the stagger. Had he not done that, you would have gone hippy the day after. Of course, when we order people in, we do hope and expect they also put up a good fight. But anyway, keeping you in the war is more important than damage stats.

It is with great honour and respect that I dragged myself here, so interrupting my peacefull inactivity, to recieve our 2 razzies. And it are beautifull razzies we took, worst military and most inactive. However, we did notice that our lead as worst military isn’t as comfortable as we hoped and expected it to be. Here we are, never skipping an alliance war, time and time again striving to prove our poor military capacities, and still we convinced only 23% to cast their vote to us. That’s not even twice as much as the 2nd placed alliance! Must be a point for us to work on, especially now that we see other alliances with their mind set on this trophy. However, working on stuff isn’t our cup of tea. Hence, we’re very proud we gathered an absolute majority in the most inactive category. A tricky category to win, campaigning for it could end up counter-productive. I am merely the MoFA in MHA. Of course I, and surely you all share that feeling, would prefer to see our tri’s here to receive our beautifull awards. But all 3 of them have their “Do not disturb – getting laid”-sign on. That sign is known to stay on for hours, days sometimes even weeks, so it may take some time for one to show up here. Finally, a few words of thanks: NSO for giving a CB that allowed us to engage in a long war, one that gives us excellent opportunity to show Bob how well we take damage Steve Buscemi for his relentless campaigning, we couldn’t have done this without you Also Stewie for the same reason during and after previous war. Shame you went green, hope we can still enjoy your support even though you’re an outsider now And a special thanks for Eccentrica Gallumbits, The Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six. We may look inactive to Bob, she’s one that couldn’t possibly agree! Sincerely, jalap

The Guru's have arrived. Drinks are on me :)

Classy declaration R&R! Happy hunting and have fun to both alliances!

As far as I know stuff behind the scenes is going quite fine and honorable. I think everybody on this front will agree. We only just entered, but I'm sure we'll all have fun both on the battleground as behind the negotiation table. It's a shame we end up fighting alliances we actually like. But the bright side is that it actually is more fun to fight when there is mutual respect. As opposed to fighting an alliance that enjoys trolling more than what's CN really about. So, MHAil XX, Umb, TOP MHAil NATO, TIO

*Gets his suit to the drycleaners in preparation of the award ceremony*

Well I was having weaponized beer, but ended up forgetting all about the pics ;)

Looking forward to this new round. It'll be fun! On the other hand, I'm sad that it came to this. But it seemed inevitable. Negotiations were deadlocked and both sides had good reasons to not give in any more. In such a deadlock, I understand that only action can shake things up a bit. It'll enjoy the fight, but hope it won't last too long for I way prefer to fight NG or NoR rather than NATO and TIO. I have no bad feelings whatsoever about NATO and TIO and I hope this war won't change that. Have a good fight, all!

Yes, we had the honor of following that fight on our forums. Not only did he fight back, there also was a lot of pm'ing going on. I think both Ziyaal and DBDC had a fun time in that war. That doesn't mean I approve of this happening, but I applaud Ziyaal for fighting back and having fun doing so. That's the true hitchhiker spirit.

We definitely are in the lead bigtime! You'll need a shocking piece of campaigning to turn the tides ;)

And just like Sandra Bullock, we will come to the award ceremony, get on stage and proudly recieve that award! Eat your shorts, WTF, neutrals don't count :)

Shout out to Erwin Schrodinger in NG for being my strongest target in my 1st round. It was a tough, destructive and fair fight. Also to STORM RIDERS in NoR for being my strongest target in my 2nd round. No warchest, but putting up an excellent fight living on aid. Finally, shout out to my SDI people for blocking close to nothing. They'll be up against the wall tomorrow.

I suppose it depends more on the nation than on the alliance. They did attack one of ours, and I wish more would react like our hitchhiker does.

Hi, Got a warning because forum name doesn't match in game name. Which is indeed so, didn't know that was forbidden. What do I do now? Can I change name, or do I create a new account? cheers, jalap

Striking how few nations are actually fighting back vs DBDC...