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For Christ's sake Paul why don't you just shut up?!! I try so damn hard to avoid posting in here and it seems that damn near every time I do is when I just get fed up with reading the dribble that runs out of your mouth. The only reason you hate DD, HD, Daenery and Kaboom so much is that they are the few people in this game that have no fear of you and who don't kiss your ass like the rest here because they are afraid you might come after them or something. Or my personal favorite, is to get someone else to do your fighting for you through manipulation. I do understand why some of the others do it as they have seen first hand just how low you will go to make something out of nothing and they have watched you round after round after round manipulate people to get what you want without so much as a thought or care of what it will cost them in the long run as long as you get what you want out of the deal so they just use silence against you. Don't get me wrong as some friendly banter back and forth is what makes this game not near as boring as SE but you take it to the point where people would just as soon quit playing than to listen to your mouth anymore and judging by the numbers that is not what this game needs if it is to survive. If you think I am wrong then just try and shut your pie hole for just one stinking round and see if the numbers go up, down or stay the same. To give you even more of an incentive if you do shut your mouth for one whole round and the numbers still go down then I will leave the game of TE and never return. Only if you will do the same if the numbers increase. Time to put your money where that big mouth is hot shot. You up for the challenge or will you be just like you have been for every damn round I have played this game and be nothing but mouth and hot air?

I thought the 60 day round length hit the spot. Any chance of round 30 being the same? The 5 day peace at the start of the round was a definite winner also imo. Did seem to curb the raids on the new nations a bit.

Thanks for the kind words Paul and sorry for the late nuke but I had to do it to get us here: Nation Name: paul711 Hammer of Doom Ruler Name: paul711 WarHammer Alliance: Ordo Paradoxia the Warriors Soldiers Lost: 86,217 74,721 Tanks Lost: 4,240 4,673 Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 1 Aircraft Lost: 81 58 Navy Lost: 44 33 Infrastructure Lost: 1,148.85 1,095.62 Technology Lost: 278.64 236.85 Land Lost: 649.356 833.324 Land/Tech/Infra: (Paul711) 5,813.81 Strength Lost (WarHammer) 5,721.12 Strength Lost Destruction Rank: This war is more destructive than 804 of 805 existing wars. I figured if anybody got the #1 award for most destructive battle it would be you and I. Plus I couldn't just buy the WRC yesterday and only get to fire off 2 nukes. You know the paperwork DD would make me fill out for that? :unsure: Kudos also to Yours Truly. Hell of a fighter and I would be honored to fight by your side one day. I think this war was a first for me as I don't think I have ever had but 2 opponents, or took the beating that I did for there only being 2 of you. Even though I can't prove it but at times it seemed like there were 5 - 6 of you. Had to keep the cameras rolling as you guys were kind of quick. Good luck with the rebuild for all involved and don't forget to keep your assses behind you at all times. ;) Note: I just now got to look at the battle stats from our war Yours Truly and our war didn't miss the top by much: Nation Name: In Rage Hammer of Doom Ruler Name: Yours Truly WarHammer Alliance: Ordo Paradoxia the Warriors Soldiers Lost: 106,022 95,078 Tanks Lost: 10,513 6,934 Cruise Missiles Lost: 17 0 Aircraft Lost: 37 70 Navy Lost: 24 30 Infrastructure Lost: 1,174.19 581.78 Technology Lost: 269.87 97.79 Land Lost: 735.769 455.257 Land/Tech/Infra: 5,975.58 Strength Lost 2,917.18 Strength Lost Destruction Rank: This war was more destructive than 802 of 805 existing wars.

DD asked that I quit reading the OWF as it was making me "mean" at work so I did, for a while. Can you have your members post "my angry pm's" Kong? I don't remember them word for word and I am just curious if they even come close to those I have received from your member. To: WarHammer From: Manx5 Date: 2/23/2014 10:07:38 PM Subject: RE: threats Message: SHUT UP LADY! I WILL HUG YOU TO LIVING! SUCK A DICK! and To: WarHammer From: Manx5 Date: 2/25/2014 8:57:22 PM Subject: baby $%&*@ Message: you report me to the mods? wussy twat. I DARE YOU TO REPORT ME TO THE MODS ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL PUT A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH

Have they fixed the glitch for getting rid of blockades? Thought everyone knew about it so naval blockades were never much of an issue. Add in how hard it is to get naval xp and I thought the blockades were kind of the "norm" these days.

So what you are saying is that the game wouldn't let your alliance buy nukes? Admin must really have it out for you guys. :huh: Is he also the reason we were able to yank about 90% of the nukes you did have? Might as well ask this while I am at it. Did admin also put a limit on the number of military Wonders you guys could buy? I only ask as I just saw this: http://tournament.cybernations.net/alliance_stats.asp?ID=21 You do realize that we loose a significant chuck of our income by having so many nukes don't you? That might be why this is the Nukes vs Money war. ;) Good luck to you guys Kong and I would think you would know DD well enough by now to know that he is not going to let us use all of those nukes on you guys. (last I heard it was going to be no more than 1 nuke per nation) Even though I am not a big fan of not using nukes in a war I will do what DD asks of me. I worked hard to get the nukes I have and I could never understand not using them. It is almost like we are apologizing for having them and that is flat out crazy.

Warriors: You guys couldn't fix a flat tire. War Doves: Could so Warriors: Na uuh War Doves: Ya huu Warriors: Na uuh War Doves: Ya huu Warriors: Na uuh War Doves: Ya huu

<snip> Please, please please show me anywhere in my 3 posts above where I said anything about it was wrong for the War Doves to join the party. I would think it would be you guys (the TE police squad) that would be complaining the most about it after seeing on several occasions you guys threatening alliances about their wars. Wars you guys were not even in. Just thought it was in the OP police statute book that alliances shouldn't be jumping into other alliances wars. (could be wrong as I have never seen the book but have only taken you guys word that it existed and said what you guys said it did) After being crushed by 4 of you, fighting 3 alliances almost feels like a walk in the park. (yeah yeah I know that sentence will be construed into "there they are just askin for it agin buuba. Now you go an fetch us another alliance or 2 and we will keep throwing them in until we finally beat them. Just make sure they are a lessin 5ns below them or else we can't call it an up declare.") but I really don't care as I know how I meant it. As far as the fighting thing in the bottom of your post you are going to have to ask the War Doves about that one here in a few days. All I know is I got 3 of them little birdies by the short feathers right now and I can definitely tell you that whomever said beating 2 OP nations out in the open was better than beating 3 Doves in the bush was flat out a liar. I wont say they didn't fight as one of those little fellers came a runnin at me with them breast feathers all puffed up and I bet cha he flopped around on the ground a good 5 minutes after I cut his cute little head off. :frantic: That was a sight, I will say that, but it couldn't hold a candle to how funny it was watchin the other 2 trying to put it back on. :frantic: :frantic: :frantic:

Jesus H Christ, even the idiots we are not fighting have no reading comprehension skills do they? You do know that we came in on OP the same day about 5 hours after the Misfits right? I have seen multiple comments from you in this thread and every one of them is wrong. Got no life at all do we? "running the NS ratio above 2 to 1" You have to be the one doing the math in the other thread. How many different ways can you make the equation 52 nations against 50 seem so wrong? I have seen 3 now. C'mon, don't be shy and try and impress me with your half wit.

Sam you are about as dumb as your avatar was in the movie. Note: After reading that line I see it doesn't read like I wanted it to. What I meant by it was I didn't like the SamWise character in the movie as he just didn't fit in right and the movie wouldn't have been any less great without him imo. Sorry SamWise if you took it differently. "when it's apparent you're trying to force them from the game" WTF!!? Let me take a quick guess where that came from. Paul. "I urge you to go look. I did my homework" Did you do your homework in crayon and on the kitchen floor? No? Then post it so we all can see it. "couldn't out coordinate 4 different AA's top tiers" NS difference was almost 1 million to 260,000. What kind of coordination do you suggest for that kind of a difference and is it legal? But hey at least you did admit it was 4 alliances top tiers, first I have seen that. Now add in that the nations not fighting did the spy ops for them and that the number of nations they used in the fight kept changing depending on how the fight was going and you have got it riiiight. "no one has a 100% elite AA." Can't argue with you there but then again a broken clock is right twice a day. But I will guess that your comment just got you taken off Paul's Christmas card list. "nuff said"

"You guys hit us while we were at war and were almost completely beat to death by the time you guys rolled in." How old are you Paul? 5? You were at war all of about what? 5 hours before we came in? If we would have hit at the same time as the Misfits you guys would all be at ZI right now. At least we came in against you after you had already built up. Was more than you gave us. No matter how you or any of your other flunkies do the math it was still 52 nations against 50. JESUS CHRIST I hate that you have actually got me so mad that I have actually resorted to posting in here but apparently I am not the first as I don't think I have seen Ernie post here in ages. Elite Alliance? You couldn't beat the flies off of my crap with a baseball bat if you didn't have 3 other guys there to cut their wings off first and then holding them down while you hit them!! Guess you need to put in the game suggestion box that no nation or alliance should be able to war until ALL OTHER ALLIANCES ARE READY and post so in the OWF!! At least that might get rid of the "Well you guys hit us while we were still thinking about what we were going to do this round and I still haven't gotten my hair done so I am going to look absolutely frightful in the alliance pictures" crap you are spewing out as to why this was such a "humongous" down declare. Have everybody else back the hell out of this war and see how long you guys last against us if you don't believe me. I will fight you one on one any day of the week and even give you a 3 day head start every other week. (to get your hair done and your panties unbunched) You still butthurt from thaat beating we gave you, TPC, Hellas and RE last round? Only you would even remotely try to spin that as one of our "curbstomps" and only the idiots that fight with you would believe it to be true.

Might want to have your sense of humor checked there Mr. Bombuator. I would guess the DoE post made by DD was an attempt at humor judging by how the 2 DoE's are not even remotely close to being the same. ;) Either that or I have more of a hangover than I thought I did today. :blink:

I don't think that point has so much been missed as it was not to be believed that their early wars were that damaging to them. Can't really blame us can you with intel such as this? You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Away From Keyboard. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Hinduism Desired Government: Democracy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 10/31/2013 12:06:37 AM Last Wonder Purchase: 10/22/2013 Total Money: $85,976,221 Technology: 348.06 Levels Last Bill Payment: 10/29/2013 12:03:05 AM Trade Partners: Bear Cradle, Soylent Greenland, Paulistan, Chessland, Winchester Military XP Ratings: Army XP: 54, Navy XP: 13, Air Force XP: 128, Intelligence XP: 26 Assigned Generals: Air Force XP Level 90, Army XP Level 12, Intelligence XP Level 14, Navy XP Level 14 Total Aircraft: 18 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 89 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 35 Navy Purchases Today: 7 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 18 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 15 Cruisers: 12 Frigates: 9 Destroyers: 8 Submarines: 7 Aircraft Carriers: 7 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. For us to believe that his having that size of a war chest was an isolated case then we would also not have any reading skills as all we had to do was watch the CN player awards to see just how many nations in both TPC and OP (and a Hellas nation if memory serves me) had war chests of this size and bigger. All you have to do is subtract the bills paid from the money earned when the same nation had both awards the same day. Not rocket science here fellas. And don't get me wrong as I think it is pretty awesome that those guys had such huge war chests and yet were still right up there with the big boys in the rankings. Just please stop trying to insult our intelligence by talking about this unsurmountable nuke and war chest advantage we supposedly had. Even though I am fighting 6 nations that combined had about 80 nukes I know that I can only eat 1 a day maximum so the other 75 or so are just there for decoration. That dog wont hunt.

You need to sling that bullshit elsewhere as it is falling on a deaf ear here. Infrastructure: 96.08 (Peak Infrastructure 2,799.99) I can't for the life of me understand why no one has asked you guys this question yet. If your plans from the get go were to only have certain nations from each alliance in this war then why is there no mention of it and the stats not in the very first post in this thread? Not so much as even a mention of this "partial" members from all 4 alliances doing the fighting until Fox Fire asked about the stats. Hell Bombuator never mentioned it either and he posted right after Fox Fire. Was he not on the need to know list? Judging by the nice war declaration it wasn't something thrown together in a minute or two yet not even the wompus thought it necessary to include the "partial" members and their ns. I am going to have to call you guys on this bluff. Same as the above statement by Paul.

I am going to have to support the Misfits on this issue. Not sure why as I have not read the entire thread yet as Jesus this thing is long! I think I more just like the way Yung Flow gets pretty fired up now and again. That tells me the man cares about his alliance and he is not afraid to say just about anything to anyone here. Might have missed it but what I didn't see was anyone from NyLoN posting in this thread saying that they needed help from the world police in teaching the Misfits a lesson. But then again I have already stated that I haven't read the whole thread yet so I might have missed it. ;)

[quote name='Clash' timestamp='1357632747' post='3072756'] Well you sure did face them this round! You were scared last round. I wonder if the lack of nukes they have this round made a difference? You guys are delicate lil flowers, I thought we went over that last round too. We have to do it again? Geez, you better pay attention next time. [/quote]Yeah it is a good thing we bought that alliance wide nuke blocker right at the onset of the round isn't it?,TPC is one of the best nation building alliances in the game. We did spy ops on them the very first night of the war and the majority of their members had between 5-10 million on them. They took the chance of not buying nukes and then jumping to the top of the heap after all of the other top nations were fighting. Just a replay of the last round. Whereas we took the chance of putting every penny we had into making our nations as strong as we could military wise. That could have bit us in the ass just the same as it could have done for TPC. For Christs sake how many times are you guys going to bring up the nukes thing when they had the exact same odds as we did in obtaining them. For that matter they could have used that pile of cash they had to build up and still get nukes even after the blitz. I know this for a fact as 2 of their nations did just that. One actually did it even while fighting 5 Hellas nations at the time. (I was seriously impressed by that move btw) Can't tell you how many times WC posted in our forums about how those 5 nations really needed to coordinate and pound on that TPC nation (Outback I believe it was, correct me if I am wrong TPC) as they were about to regret not doing so. They didn't listen (due mostly to being new if memory serves me correct) and they paid the price most dearly. I don't post here much but all of the posts about the strength and nuke advantage is making me about to puke. I could see if this happened farther down the road in the round but at day 11 and neither of us being in a war yet was about as even as things could get.

[quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1341333755' post='3002581'] I can do both hi RE, did you bring cupcakes though? Also, any war ever in the history of me playing TE, whenever LE gets hit, I GET MISSED IN THE FIRST BLITZ! WHY! EVERY TIME! EVERY SINGLE TIME! Cloaking device still active I guess. [/quote] There are 2 main reasons why they miss you on the blitz Ernie. Fear and Common Sense. Good luck to all involved in this war.

Good as a place as any to post this I guess. Peace huh? No new declarations after the 13th - 14th update. To: VictorVDoom From: John Joseph Pershing Date: 12/14/2011 8:47:12 PM Subject: War Declared! Message: War has been declared on you by John Joseph Pershing for the following reason: sup doom You may access your War & Battles screen to view and manage this war. Why am I not in the least bit surprised?

[quote name='Clash' timestamp='1323890818' post='2877948'] Whew. Simultaneous multi-blitz war nights haven't always gone so well in the last few rounds. Luckily, no wires crossed here. The backpedals and false start wars suck. So this ought to be a good one until TPC's hidden 17 nations show up or DR's hidden rogues intercede. Everybody have fun, and remember to hug your infra so tight it ruptures all on it's own o7 Dead pixels! [/quote] You are a very insightful fella there Clash. No wonder DD talks pretty highly of you.

[quote name='Merovingian' timestamp='1323477002' post='2871426'] Confusion's the girl in his avatar too [/quote] Not sure about the confusion avatar but I do know that is JesusKitten / BadKitty whichever. Maybe now the other guys in LE will know why I have been sweet on her for some time now. Problem is she was dating Balan. Not sure about that one right now as I haven't talked to her for a few weeks or so is why I said "was". (hopeful) She has talked about Stelios quite a bit so I might have some competition. (she thinks he's funny) btw you still dating that loser JK? and we anarchied confusion today just for you sweetheart.

[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322448470' post='2854170'] Lemme clap dem cheeks you cheeky kunt. [/quote] I bet you get punched in the face a lot in RL don't you?

[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322444372' post='2854129'] I guess we'll find out in a few days, won't we now? May I add, you've made your bed. Now lie in it. [/quote] I plan to. King size pillow top bed actually. Will sleep like a baby. You do realize this is a game right? Getting near the end of the month. You running short on meds again?

[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322430579' post='2854008'] Thought I'd wish LE luck getting their HNMS/nukes next round. You'll need it, gentlemen. [/quote] Don't know how to take being threatened by someone who is "not playing TE" anymore and doesn't have an alliance. You plan on creating 26 multi's to take LE out of commission are you? You really do live in your own little world and think you are the greatest thing in it don't you?

[quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1322257850' post='2851138'] don't forget my minions. [/quote] Don't think you actually have minions yet Ernie. Yours are more like disciples. Bacon is like Hitler. DD is like Charles Manson. And you would be more like Moses.

imo It shows that TPC has got what it takes in this game. To still be fighting back after all these days at war......pretty sweet. Just taking on OP is challenge enough. Add in Synergy and that is like fighting OP and 1 LE nation.