Ok, here's the thing: you are boring. RoK's homey had a beef with TPF's homey in home room. Seeing as how RoK and TPF were 'going together' (do the air quotes), things got awkward. Rok and TPF decided to honor their homies, but keep the lovin' on the down low out behind the bleachers.
So go conspiracy theory somewhere else. Or at least make it funny and/or slightly interesting.