Mr Vicarious

Doomed, doomed I say! Good luck, and congrats/condolences to those elected.

Good luck with this FG!

Whom did you speak with?

No, it's not Edit: I'll bite, whom did you speak with?

RV has not approached us for peace. We've got someone from gov online pretty much all the time. Ball is in his court.

Before people get carried away, FAIL can attain peace at any time. All they need to do is come forward for surrender terms.

As soon as Rebel Viginia comes forward to formally discus peace, he can surrender to Fark. I find it absurd that anyone would expect anything else.

You haven't approached our government for peace.

Thanks guys, I just found this thread. I'll say having active opponents was certainly a nice change. That was a fun round.

With an average warchest below 650 mil, and a median warchest of ~630 mil, GATO between 30k and 80K wasn't going to fight for long anyways.

The XX treaty covers this as well.

Abstinence only sex education

Quite the opposite, spying your PM nations gives us great confidence that you will not bring them out of PM until there is peace in sight. To do otherwise would be strategically unwise. Consider it a compliment that we don't think you would send the majority of your 30k - 70K nations out of PM in their current state.

100% of them now

This could only have "Dire Consequences" for us if we continue to be denied counters and casualties.

Hello, how are you?

New GOONS, just like the old GOONS

Having Deinos declare war on you is like being beset by a very enthusiastic puppy. Once you hit it in the nose with the newspaper, it cowers in the corner and wonders what it did wrong. It then starts exploring to see what it can get away with so you hit it with the newspaper again. Eventually it seeks to make nice, then gets really freaked out when it's bigger and older friend does his best to punch above their collective weight. At this point the puppy analogy fails, because the puppy doesn't frantically run behind it's friend's back to apologize for the offense. A few months later, the puppy has forgotten it's errors and starts barking at shadows again. I'm sure another newspaper to the nose will fix the noise and we can all get back to this war.

[quote name='Rush Sykes' timestamp='1358749820' post='3081905'] Perhaps... some day.. when Fark stops holding erections, or any random alliance at war time stops posting a DoW (declaration of win).... is it really that big of a deal? [/quote] Never happening.

[quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1358730756' post='3081382'] I think the bigger question Mr Vicarious would be when haven't we leveraged our political position and power for our own amusement? [/quote] I know, right?

[quote name='SpiderJerusalem' timestamp='1358729028' post='3081345'] You have the lulz in your community, yes. That is a good thing... You have not used it as an excuse to misuse power however. [/quote] Which Non Grata have you been watching? I don't even think they would argue that they've never leveraged their political position and power for their own amusement.

[quote name='Ayatollah Bromeini' timestamp='1358578876' post='3079714'] "This CB is !@#$%* but using the standard of past CB's it's far less !@#$%*." Well OK then. [/quote] You could always follow the trend and just hit NoR.

[quote name='ComeAndSee' timestamp='1358568245' post='3079517'] So what can you realistically do to an alliance who's average war chest is over 5 billion? Wait until you knock down those Umbrella nations with 10k+ tech to the 60k range. [/quote] It's almost like there aren't other alliances waiting and just salivating for that to happen.

Have fun out there!

[quote name='Chaoshawk' timestamp='1358467879' post='3078264'] They want some love from Fark, of course. [/quote] We're always happy to pick up the sloppy seconds. Rush, I can be your huckleberry.