Vanilla Napalm

[quote name='King Tower IV' timestamp='1326466479' post='2898775'] Obviously, you are having problems with simple comprehension. [/quote] I would hope so, because the notion that you have made an announcement to tell an ally's allies that you would fulfill a tech deal is beyond idiotic.

[quote name='King Tower IV' timestamp='1326424616' post='2898488'] We are going to meet the obligations. No problem. The point here is that after all present obligations are met we will seek to regroup here, and rethink what was misunderstood. Its sort of hard to uphold deals that you were not fully enlightend on, and that there were no records of. After everything has been squared away then maybe we can renegotiate. Thanks to everyone for their patience while we try to resolve this issue in the best way we possibly can. [/quote] So... the point of the announcement, other than publically humiliating yourself?

[quote name='Dajobo' timestamp='1326417368' post='2898412'] Actions of Former Emperor's don't count? Damn! Someone seems to have missed the memo... [/quote] Post #33, meet post #12: [quote name='Chief Savage Man' timestamp='1326390615' post='2898153'] 'it wasn't us it was our all-powerful emperor who speaks for us' sorry the polar defense isn't going to cut it here [/quote] Also, did anyone else read this as TGE trying to declare bankruptcy?

Non Grata; the alliance so nice you vote for them [s]twice[/s] can't remember how many times.

[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1326353465' post='2897972'] I think what I learned from this thread is that NG and GOONS can be convinced fighting for someone by trillions of dongs and tech. [/quote] From this thread? Our predilection for mercenary funding should be universally known by now. I personally would mud wrestle a nun if it meant getting some aids out of it.

[quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1326200361' post='2896852'] Show us all the runners-up? [/quote] In all their glory: [img]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/EsaJaxa/CN/pip.gif[/img] [img]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/EsaJaxa/CN/pip3.png[/img] [img]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r74/EsaJaxa/CN/pip4.gif[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/DpEB2.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/3L3MV.png[/img] [img]http://i55.tinypic.com/2ug17hi.jpg[/img]

[quote name='Methrage' timestamp='1326334741' post='2897787'] Sure its your lack of having a lot of top tier nations which caused you guys to need ally assistance to have anyone to counter him, but it doesn't change that without that help you wouldn't of been able to counter him properly and his attacks are having a damaging effect on GOONS by hurting what little top tier you have. [/quote] Ugh, i feel sorry for your keyboard. I'm just going to skip past the whole 'Two 100k ns nations are two 100k nations and not four 100k nations' thing and just assure you that 'damage' isn't really applicable in this circumstance; Keeping Umar preoccupied isn't damaging, if anything it stops him getting bored and trying for a govt position or something.

Ugh. You're lucky we're preoccupied.

[quote name='New Frontier' timestamp='1326173341' post='2896742'] tbh I prefer the one SirWilliam showed me earlier today. It highlighted a real problem. [/quote] Very true, and it actually went quite well in the vote. Apparently public awareness is secondary to stylin' though.

[quote name='jerdge' timestamp='1326096303' post='2896216'] Is it here that I climb on the GOONs train? [spoiler]This actually reminds me of Vox doing the same [i]to[/i] TOP (rather than [i]with[/i] TOP, I know). Deinos grows during peacetime, which is when GOONS (AFAIK) struggle to keep their member count. As peace > war (in this context: "there's more peace than war") it's pretty clear who will win their race, eventually - even assuming that "former" MK members will remain there.[/spoiler] [/quote] Yeah, i recalled that too . Probably right, but keep in mind that where we're currently sitting score-wise is just under where we were prior entry to this here war. Nukes will be slimming on the infra, after all. That, and all we really care about is grabbing a pip.

[quote name='New Frontier' timestamp='1326081897' post='2896120'] [img]http://gifsoup.com/view7/2924040/shed-single-tear-o.gif[/img] I am swallowing sadness right now. [/quote] [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/3465p94.gif[/IMG] I am fairly ok with that.

Salute to the proud fortnight warriors.

On behalf of Omniscient, i would like to post a snarky comment about this. Bad GOONs, you're mean and cheaters and are pillars of unvirtue.

[quote name='BDRocks' timestamp='1325931472' post='2894700'] Such horrid nominations [/quote] This. I guess that's what happens when you use a google spreadsheet for a popularity contest, rather than leaving it for alliance warfare as nature intended.

Why is it that people never answer my questions...

[quote name='XRCatD' timestamp='1325914395' post='2894554'] [color="#4000B0"]Firstly, realize that if GOONS does not recognize FAIL as an alliance, it can be considered another Casus Belli (although a weak one) for war. In this case, GOONS will be met with the full wrath of FAIL being brought down upon its enemies.[/color] [color="#4000B0"]In addition, be careful when using the term "care" regarding our FAIL crusade. Currently there are at least 3 people that "care": the Dog Emperor, you, and everyone else who posted in this thread (where "everyone" is singular). This is due to two reasons, either of which is enough to indicate "care": 1- Making a post in this announcement 2- Being a participant in this alliance war (and therefore defending one's post with one's pixels)[/color] [/quote] Ugh. It really isn't too difficult to do your own thing when you're rogue. I'm sure we recognise RV though. So whats the plan? Will you end up performing for us at the mercy board, or will you just end up deleting?

We really should bring that back. Looks like Umar will be happy with this one.

[quote name='hizzy' timestamp='1325842571' post='2893987'] to be fair, when you guys were getting gang-banged by half the planet and their mothers last winter/spring, it got tough to find slots. then CSN went ahead and made you guys look like shining knights and I got distracted. sorry? [/quote] Who are you trying to justify your behavior to, you or me? An EoG list is a commitment, and there is no excuse for you two-timing us with whichever little tramp catches your eye.

[quote name='James Dahl' timestamp='1325836700' post='2893950'] Hizzy cheated on you man, I saw him totally hooking up with some seedy characters in CSN. [/quote] Sometimes you just don't know how to feel. [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1325834446' post='2893914'] SF lose in the battlefield but after all the hatred and harsh terms promises towards them and mainly towards GOD/Xiphosis, this terms represents a huge political victory for them, so congrats guys. [/quote] A retort really isn't necessary for this, so just to contribute to the discussion imagine me pointing at you and laughing.

[quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1325826754' post='2893765'] Congrats glad to see you guys peace out. Very fair terms too. Also wtf is up with the Hizzy thing? Is he not still on the EoG list? [/quote] I was thinking the same thing, i'm fairly sure Hizzy is our date. Unless the little scamp has been playing the field.

Hope you enjoy whatever vaguely enjoyable targets there are left guys. This dead horse won't beat itself.

[quote name='Krack' timestamp='1325651897' post='2891978'] When someone promulgates a falsehood*, I am more than happy to correct it - whether it happens to be FARK-related or not. Rather than being concerned with me, I think you should worry about being the third most relevant entity in a two alliance bloc. [size="1"]*[b]tl;dr:[/b] lies[/size] [/quote] Anytime you find it convenient to start, i'm sure rather more people than you would be happy. As it stands you seem to be stuck in a loop between extrapolating from 2009 experience or simply making stupid assumptions in order to suit whatever flippant little worry you've taken up from the sidelines. I'm not exactly concerned; at most the desire to have a record stop skipping would be social conscience.

[quote name='Krack' timestamp='1325633987' post='2891746'] I haven't had a conversation with anyone in FARK, that was longer than three or four sentences, in over 6 months - and these short conversations are typically limited to making fun of either yourself or TPF (primarily because of treaty obligations) - or providing insight in the 5 year old debate over "Cake or pie?" I really have no idea what they think. I don't even know who's currently in their government. However, if their culture is the same as it was when I left years ago, you hit the nail on the head with this "they are convinced we're all idiots and don't deserve their bandwidth". [/quote] ...Really? The same guy that has spent god knows how much time during this last war whining about anything possibly fark-related? You really ought to just stick to moaning about karma.

Anyone else have a nagging feeling that MHA really should owe Umbrella some tech for this?

[quote name='Princess Doomee' timestamp='1325473841' post='2890327'] [img]http://thelithiumrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Jackie-Chiles.jpg[/img] FAN was supposed to be next. That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous! It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous. [/quote] We're decided to work through historical precedent instead of an alphabetical schedule. Working in a rapture-style prophecy fulfillment may seem naively optimistic, but the hope is that eventually someone will get off their asses and try taking us out again. Schatt just hasn't kept the ball rolling