howlin mad

We are all very sexy.

Well my "offer" to sing songs from such movie films as Rocky IV and The Karate Kid to Frederick III as part of a peace agreement was actually extremely humorous not just simply but I'm glad you get the point.

Death Before Dishonor came to us and asked us if we would peace out with them not the other way around, apparently we're cool and they want to attack other people more. Lying is dishonorable, you shouldn't do it ;)

And I have several words for your suggestion but I don't want to get banned from this forum. But thanks for playing :) P.S I should be around your NS in a few days, why don't you come say hi ;)

I guess DB4D were serious when they said your coalition want us completely destroyed. Good times :) I don't know how to post videos. Bad times :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QZbEvxDwXQw Anyway if you can find slots I guess you're welcome to them. But don't take offense if we pay no attention to you as we are focusing on Death Before Dishonor to defend our allies as in accordance with our treaty. I also find them rude. Which is saying something because I'm pretty gosh darn rude myself. And finally, thanks for the DoW. I respect the fact that take the time to declare war on us offically. Good luck to you, but not too much because I want our nations to survive and not vanish from the face of Bob as has been suggested by some.

I support the Mushahideen resistance. Onwards to freedom brothers!

Mr Ernesto Che Guevara, I love those signatures you have created. The Wombat one is very sexy. I would like to give you a high five and perhaps take you to the disco disco to repay your wonderful artistic efforts.

So DB4D call in NEW and now you guys for our 50 member AA? That's awesome. Welcome to the fight :)

Hi. I'm Howlin Mad. This is our first DoW so please make yourselves comfortable. I just want to take a minute to paint a picture for you... We became sad that our friends were being attacked and jealous that they had pixels to smash. But then they reminded us of this part of our super awesome treaty that we signed "Article IV: Should either party come under attack, the other is required to come to the defense of the other upon request." Our buddies at UCoN then became jealous that we were going to get to do some smashy smashy and asked if they could ride along with us. Being the blood thirsty yet loving wombats we are we said yes. You should have seen their little faces light up. Honestly it was quite beautiful. There was some laughter, tears, virtual high fives and that was just from me. So there we have it. Mortal Wombat and UCoN now enter into a tournament of Kombat with DB4D until they cease their wars with VE, The rules are simples, first one to die loses. It's all in the best of fun though, we have nothing personal against you. We will now proceed to cut your teeth out and eat your children. Signed for Mortal Wombat: Empress Kiley, Goddess of Chaos Realm Char Aznable (Edward Mass) God of Earth Realm Demonic, God of Outworld Howlin Mad, Demigod of Chaos Realm Geneals3, Demigod of Earth Realm Morgan Freeman, Honorary Wombat Batman, Worlds Greatest Detective Sterling Archer, Worlds Greatest Spy Flash Gordon, Savior of the Universe Signed for The United Coalition of Nations: Reghar73, President thelittlejd, Secretary of Defence Domina, Secretary of Interior Terrence Krillins, Secretary of Finance Namayan, Secretary of State FIGHT! DUN DUN DUN, dun dun dun, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN, dun dun dun, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DUN DUN DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA, DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DUN DUN DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA DA-NA, MORTAL WOMBAT!

I love you Deinos guys so hard. So hard you should probably ban me from your forum. But you wont because I know you love it. Have fun smashing pixels!

o7 to my great friends in VE. Have fun smashing stuff!

War is good! Enjoy your smashy smashy my friends

Snafu and Cult of Skaro.

I love this treaty. Deinos are some sexy people. YAY DEINOS! YAY MORTAL WOMBAT! @ Enrage. I love that pic bro

It's sad to see BFF go. But huge respect to my friends in VE and Deinos for giving them so much support. I don't think you could ask for better allies. I o7 you my friends.

Huge respect to BFF for honouring an alliance that didn't honour them. It shows true character. I loved the way the op was written too. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has killed several hookers so far this week.

VE are hella sexy and are great allies. I can only assume that OTR are rated as hella sexy aswell. Congrats to you both, I salute you o7 P.S. Some derogatory comment about Baltus.

Deinos are awesome. Congrats to everyone in their new positions. Gloin is my favourite.

of course you can, Bomb. You know we loves ya man The following post is brought to you by Mortal Wombat and paid for by the "You guys should join Mortal Wombat committee" Hi there. I'm Howlin Mad. Mortal Wombat is more than just an alliance on cyber nations. We also have a forum. At Mortal Wombat we believe in helping our members outside of the world of Bob. I personally will follow you around for a whole day singing the song "Best Around" from the movie film "Karate Kid" if you ever need help through a difficult training montage or something. I will remove all of the E's from any tins of Alphabetty spaghetti you have because we all know the E's are crazy, evil murderers that will kill you from the inside. Seriously though I'm here for you. I love you guys. Join Mortal Wombat. There was this one dude that joined and he said we were hella rad. He has a trustworthy face too so you can believe him. Join! Are you joining yet?

Hail Sourcy, the true King of Sparta! But seriously, you can call the members of your alliance whatever you want but when you start treating them differently you're clearly losing the plot. Sparta was an old boys club when I was there two years ago and if what Sourcy says is true then clearly nothing has changed. Very sad.

Dcorp is rad. Mortal Wombat is rad. If you're rad you should join us. Not one of our members has ever been convicted of murder and we have been endorsed by Morgan Freeman and other such celebrities with soothing and trustworthy sounding voices. For seriously though.

Thank you very much. I am very grateful

UCoN are sexy. Wombats are sexy. UCoN like it when I take my pants off upon entering their room. I approve of this here treaty. Let's do some sexy time. I'll start, this treaty warms my three balls... I've been Morgan Freeman and thank you for listening. Take care of yourselves and each other.

Hi. I'm Howlin Mad. I'm looking for some green team trades. I have two guys needing a circle so if you are a green alliance and need two guys let me know and I'll have them send you some trade requests

I'm just a regular Hellas member, have been sick recently and was in hospital last week so if there was a message sent out to us about a joint Hellas/Warriors strike on TPC I didn't see it. I think that would have been a fun war and the right way to go. For Hellas gov to back out at the last minute is not cool. We deserve to be hit by Warriors for that. A joint blitz against TPC would have made sense. To ask them to go in first is cowardly. This is just TE, infra doesn't mean jack here. I am disappoint. Good luck to Warriors and the other Hellas members.