The Shadowman rustles some papers about in his hand, thrusting this way and that as he punctuates words on a practice run. He sips at a brandy, draws a deep breath, then pulls the microphone forward . . .
As it has been a few days, and as I imagine my younger counterparts are all off galavanting on this end of the week, I hijack this announcement for the world's pleasure:
Vox Populi wishes to inform the world that Starfox101 has resigned his senate seat mid-term to pursue a lady--abandoning the Vox Founding Principle "Bros Before Hoes" at his own peril--and pursuant to our charter the Senate has appointed Electron_Sponge to fill such for the remainder of the term. Starfox's absence also causing a vacancy in the office of Vox Dei, the second senate composed of the rest of us plus Sponge have also duly elected Doitzel to that heavy burden (for which youth is better suited than wisdom).
Lastly, we wish to inform US Brians Room particularly, and you all generally, that we have amended our charter in response to his stunning argument:
The below amendment to Article IV passed without opposition, and the Vox Dei issues this statement with its certification: "Thank you, US Brians Room, for enlightening us. We can still learn from the NPO."
Vox Populi thanks you in advance for all free publicity to come, US Brians Room for challenging us to expand ourselves and our reality, and of course hopes to see global conflagration coming to a power superstructure near you - and soon!
Oh, one last thing, the thin form tossed those glaring eyes back over his shoulder, The Order of the Red Geranium is active. All wings report in. Then he only cackled, the sound nearly indistinguishable from the crack of hard soles on cold floor.