Schattenmann

I heard there is a vampire in Browncoats

Alliances across Bob are in need of quality members who leave alliances they're helping to found.

I am overjoyed at the prospects of joining ROFL

I, Schattenmann, king of the castle-brewery Eggenberg, an independent nation, do surrender to the forces of IRON and NpO. Though I have fought to a standstill governmental armies of ODN, fought 11 wars against nations double or more my size, and refused to enter peace mode when able, I cannot continue this endlessly. This resignation is the only term for peace left to be fulfilled.

I'd send him to a public library or internet cafe.